J-Corp v2: The Jack Fanthread - Don't Eat the Jello!

J-Corp, Assemble!

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[Ecire]

Darth Acheron

Ecire

Darth Acheron

Ecire

Darth Acheron

*sets the room up for the turkeys*

-brings in a bag of feed-
no use setting up a room without the food, right?

Yep.

and the best part is, nothing went wrong in any way or form.
-realizes what I just said and looks around for any mishaps-
huh, nothing. kinda expected things to start going wrong then.

Let's just keep things going well and not say that.

agreed.
-gets back to work setting up the room by spreading out the straw-
hey, think we should add something to help with the....smell?

[darth acheron]

Good idea, no one would like the smell of turkey poo. Someone will just have to stay on top of it. *Fills the water bowls up*

[Ecire]

Darth Acheron

Good idea, no one would like the smell of turkey poo. Someone will just have to stay on top of it. *Fills the water bowls up*

think we should also get a lock for this room? not for the turkeys, but uh...
-glances obviously to the various beakers and tubes.-
wouldn't want them getting mutated accidentally or on purpose.

[darth acheron]

Ecire

Darth Acheron

Good idea, no one would like the smell of turkey poo. Someone will just have to stay on top of it. *Fills the water bowls up*

think we should also get a lock for this room? not for the turkeys, but uh...
-glances obviously to the various beakers and tubes.-
wouldn't want them getting mutated accidentally or on purpose.

That's a good idea. I'll post a guard droid as well to keep the experiments from eating the turkeys.

[[Hazy Kasumi]]

Darth Acheron

Ecire

Darth Acheron

Good idea, no one would like the smell of turkey poo. Someone will just have to stay on top of it. *Fills the water bowls up*

think we should also get a lock for this room? not for the turkeys, but uh...
-glances obviously to the various beakers and tubes.-
wouldn't want them getting mutated accidentally or on purpose.

That's a good idea. I'll post a guard droid as well to keep the experiments from eating the turkeys.

You might want to let a Tech know what you're doing, just in case! Stumbling upon a couple of turkey-guarding droids might freak them out.

[darth acheron]

[Hazy Kasumi]

Darth Acheron

Ecire

Darth Acheron

Good idea, no one would like the smell of turkey poo. Someone will just have to stay on top of it. *Fills the water bowls up*

think we should also get a lock for this room? not for the turkeys, but uh...
-glances obviously to the various beakers and tubes.-
wouldn't want them getting mutated accidentally or on purpose.

That's a good idea. I'll post a guard droid as well to keep the experiments from eating the turkeys.

You might want to let a Tech know what you're doing, just in case! Stumbling upon a couple of turkey-guarding droids might freak them out.

Yea that's a good idea. Don't want to startle them.

[Ecire]

[Hazy Kasumi]

Darth Acheron

Ecire

Darth Acheron

Good idea, no one would like the smell of turkey poo. Someone will just have to stay on top of it. *Fills the water bowls up*

think we should also get a lock for this room? not for the turkeys, but uh...
-glances obviously to the various beakers and tubes.-
wouldn't want them getting mutated accidentally or on purpose.

That's a good idea. I'll post a guard droid as well to keep the experiments from eating the turkeys.

You might want to let a Tech know what you're doing, just in case! Stumbling upon a couple of turkey-guarding droids might freak them out.

-imagines the situation-
bwahahahahaha! they would probably think the place got taken over by Turkeys for a Thanksgiving invasion.

[darth acheron]

Someone might want to update the rules to include not quoting the front page.

[Kid Jak]

howdy all how goes it?

[Zero the hunter]

*Looks at the turkeys* ...Live turkeys.... couldn't you have gotten already dead ones? It's not that easy to cook a whole live turkey. Well it is if you have an army of ghosts at your disposal. Still you could have at least informed the corp so that we had a coop ready for them. I will have some ghosts help you out... *Snaps fingers as some ghosts appear and help out* ...but if they cause any trouble, I will have to discipline people with this. *Takes out a stack of encyclopedias*

[Ecire]

Zero the hunter

*Looks at the turkeys* ...Live turkeys.... couldn't you have gotten already dead ones? It's not that easy to cook a whole live turkey. Well it is if you have an army of ghosts at your disposal. Still you could have at least informed the corp so that we had a coop ready for them. I will have some ghosts help you out... *Snaps fingers as some ghosts appear and help out* ...but if they cause any trouble, I will have to discipline people with this. *Takes out a stack of encyclopedias*

they taste better fresh, though. and ohdearlordjack! that is a big stack of big books!

[Jacqueminot Rose]

Happy Thanksgiving!

[Zero the hunter]

Ecire

Zero the hunter

*Looks at the turkeys* ...Live turkeys.... couldn't you have gotten already dead ones? It's not that easy to cook a whole live turkey. Well it is if you have an army of ghosts at your disposal. Still you could have at least informed the corp so that we had a coop ready for them. I will have some ghosts help you out... *Snaps fingers as some ghosts appear and help out* ...but if they cause any trouble, I will have to discipline people with this. *Takes out a stack of encyclopedias*

they taste better fresh, though. and ohdearlordjack! that is a big stack of big books!

That is true. As for the books, I will make you balance one in your head for each trouble you cause like this. *Places a book over Ecire's head, it bursts into flames and turns to ashes* ....I knew I should have gotten the asbestos cover. Well I won't be using the books for you.

[Ecire]

Zero the hunter

Ecire

Zero the hunter

*Looks at the turkeys* ...Live turkeys.... couldn't you have gotten already dead ones? It's not that easy to cook a whole live turkey. Well it is if you have an army of ghosts at your disposal. Still you could have at least informed the corp so that we had a coop ready for them. I will have some ghosts help you out... *Snaps fingers as some ghosts appear and help out* ...but if they cause any trouble, I will have to discipline people with this. *Takes out a stack of encyclopedias*

they taste better fresh, though. and ohdearlordjack! that is a big stack of big books!

That is true. As for the books, I will make you balance one in your head for each trouble you cause like this. *Places a book over Ecire's head, it bursts into flames and turns to ashes* ....I knew I should have gotten the asbestos cover. Well I won't be using the books for you.

don't worry, nothing like what....nothing is gonna happen. I took extra precautions.
even took the effort to have them away from any of the experiments.
-breathes sigh of relief-