MK: A Decade's Worth of Debauchery

[Couture Debonair]

O.o' I think I just learned something new.
Are you all swollen?

[The Happiest James]

Not anymore. But it was really swollen when I was first bit. I had like, this one huge fat foot and a regular sized one. My toes looked all purple and were shaped like tater tots.

[Couture Debonair]

Mmm... tator tot toes!
Dang, that'd be a niffty picture to see. Sorry to hear you're all in pain- I'm not even sure how to make that go away.

[The Happiest James]

I know! I should've taken a picture and shown people, and be like, "This is why you don't wear flipflops while camping." surprised

And as for the pain, it's all about the pilllllllz baby. I have some delicious hydrocodone that I've been taken, and it makes me forget all about that foot pain lol.

[Couture Debonair]

I have lived in the woods my entire life growing up... kinda hard to not when you live here in Minnesota- but seriously- I use to run around barefoot and I've never been bit or stung growing up here in the woods. I do remember being stung in Mpls when I was little at the park playing freeze tag though. b*****d stinging honey-suckers! >[
Pills huh? I can't take pillage- I get addicted way to easily. <.<;


CAPTCHA?! ... "purify members"

[Mad Migy 9]

I've been bit by yellow jackets before. Hasn't happened in a long time. Though we did have them swarming around one of our trees, didn't see a hive, but I was looking for it. As for running around barefoot, I used to do that all the time. Not really bitten by things, but stepped on quite a few unfriendly items...rusty nails, broken glass, spiky plants, and things of that nature.

[Couture Debonair]

D= Rusty nails! I've done that as well.

[Mad Migy 9]

yeah, they seem to be really good at going through shoes as well.

[Couture Debonair]

Damn those nails and their pointed rusted tips. >[

[Celisasu]

I have the magical ability to attract bees. You can be seeing a movie in a large stadium type location and I'll find the one seat out of over a thousand that has the bee waiting to sting you in it. xd

Luckily I'm not allergic or anything. Gettng stung hurts but I don't get all swollen. I just get stung.

[Anonymooo]

The Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator said:

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Emeril Legasse and Alf. The story should use creepy interent fetishes as a plot device!

What the ********], man. xd

[darkmanxx]

I like this one;

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Professional Wrestling and the Diary of Anne Frank. The story should use shopping for a Wii as a plot device!

[Shokushu]

I you think the black and yellow flying insects we have around here are bad don't ever go to asia.

*in addition to biting and stinging these are happy to spit poison in your eyes.

[Mad Migy 9]

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Flapjack and The Powerpuff Girls. The story should use somebody misplacing their pants as a plot device!


Why does it want me to write a story about pancakes? Why?

[_Z_Gouken]

O lawd. xd

Flapjack is such a great show.