Why eat babies?

[Keltoi Samurai]

Abrey Selyn

The Skilled Thief

I dont think I get this Christian joke about atheists that has spread around. They are saying that atheists eat babies? Dafuq?! neutral Would some please explain it to me?

do you really think that atheists eat babies?
honestly sit back and think about this question

Christians eat babies, not Atheists. seriously, get your history right.

they bake children in ovens, covered in bread dough, and they eat the resulting concoction and drink blood at the ritual they call "communion" as a tribute to their God of Deserts and Fire.

[Kraken Kungpow]

Keltoi Samurai

Abrey Selyn

The Skilled Thief

I dont think I get this Christian joke about atheists that has spread around. They are saying that atheists eat babies? Dafuq?! neutral Would some please explain it to me?

do you really think that atheists eat babies?
honestly sit back and think about this question

Christians eat babies, not Atheists. seriously, get your history right.

they bake children in ovens, covered in bread dough, and they eat the resulting concoction and drink blood at the ritual they call "communion" as a tribute to their God of Deserts and Fire.

ooooooooooohk?

[black_wing_angel]

I don't really get the idea of eating babies, myself. I mean, you gotta let them grow. You get more meat, that way.

******** babyback ribs, I want the full adult version.

[Aeggnis]

Bob and Others

I eat babies to stay eternally young.

[Pipe Private]

According to Oliver Swift, eating babies would both resolve the overpopulation crisis and end world hunger!

We atheists might be on to something... ninja

[Jorgunmandr]

Atheists cannibalize babies to prove disdain for God.

[Love Muffin88]

The Skilled Thief

Ratttking

Could anyone post the actual joke, please?

There isnt a specific picture or anything. Christians just go around calling atheist baby-eaters.

That's totally not an exaggeration either. It's true. All Christians seriously believe, that all atheist eat babies. I see Christians all the time, making bee-lines to atheist, just so they can accuse them of eating babies. rolleyes

[TANRailgun]

I don't know 'bout yall, but I eat babies because Jonathan Swift told me too...I mean sure he was being satirical, but 'dem babies are delicious!

[TANRailgun]

Pipe Private

According to Oliver Swift, eating babies would both resolve the overpopulation crisis and end world hunger!

We atheists might be on to something... ninja

I think you mean Jonathan Swift...

[Jorgunmandr]

Love Muffin88

The Skilled Thief

Ratttking

Could anyone post the actual joke, please?

There isnt a specific picture or anything. Christians just go around calling atheist baby-eaters.

That's totally not an exaggeration either. It's true. All Christians seriously believe, that all atheist eat babies. I see Christians all the time, making bee-lines to atheist, just so they can accuse them of eating babies. rolleyes

Where do you live? Why you no capture on tape?

[Love Muffin88]

Derek Gibson

Love Muffin88

The Skilled Thief

Ratttking

Could anyone post the actual joke, please?

There isnt a specific picture or anything. Christians just go around calling atheist baby-eaters.

That's totally not an exaggeration either. It's true. All Christians seriously believe, that all atheist eat babies. I see Christians all the time, making bee-lines to atheist, just so they can accuse them of eating babies. rolleyes

Where do you live? Why you no capture on tape?

NC. I was of course poking fun at the blatant exaggerations that the OP stated. I've actually never seen any body accuse anyone of eating babies. That would be crazy.

[Jorgunmandr]

Love Muffin88

Derek Gibson

Love Muffin88

The Skilled Thief

Ratttking

Could anyone post the actual joke, please?

There isnt a specific picture or anything. Christians just go around calling atheist baby-eaters.

That's totally not an exaggeration either. It's true. All Christians seriously believe, that all atheist eat babies. I see Christians all the time, making bee-lines to atheist, just so they can accuse them of eating babies. rolleyes

Where do you live? Why you no capture on tape?

NC. I was of course poking fun at the blatant exaggerations that the OP stated. I've actually never seen any body accuse anyone of eating babies. That would be crazy.

I have been accused of eating children. It was kind of horrific. She as mad too, serious look and all, and it was ironically on 4/1 though it was 3 years ago.

[Love Muffin88]

Derek Gibson

Love Muffin88

Derek Gibson

Love Muffin88

The Skilled Thief

Ratttking

Could anyone post the actual joke, please?

There isnt a specific picture or anything. Christians just go around calling atheist baby-eaters.

That's totally not an exaggeration either. It's true. All Christians seriously believe, that all atheist eat babies. I see Christians all the time, making bee-lines to atheist, just so they can accuse them of eating babies. rolleyes

Where do you live? Why you no capture on tape?

NC. I was of course poking fun at the blatant exaggerations that the OP stated. I've actually never seen any body accuse anyone of eating babies. That would be crazy.

I have been accused of eating children. It was kind of horrific. She as mad too, serious look and all, and it was ironically on 4/1 though it was 3 years ago.

People actually accuse people of eating babies? In this day and age neutral Well, there is the crazy people of the Westboro Baptist Church.....

[Jorgunmandr]

Love Muffin88

Derek Gibson

Love Muffin88

Derek Gibson

Love Muffin88

That's totally not an exaggeration either. It's true. All Christians seriously believe, that all atheist eat babies. I see Christians all the time, making bee-lines to atheist, just so they can accuse them of eating babies. rolleyes

Where do you live? Why you no capture on tape?

NC. I was of course poking fun at the blatant exaggerations that the OP stated. I've actually never seen any body accuse anyone of eating babies. That would be crazy.

I have been accused of eating children. It was kind of horrific. She as mad too, serious look and all, and it was ironically on 4/1 though it was 3 years ago.

People actually accuse people of eating babies? In this day and age neutral Well, there is the crazy people of the Westboro Baptist Church.....

People still believe that talisman's with your blood in it are magical so it's not so far fetched.

[TANRailgun]

Love Muffin88

Derek Gibson

Love Muffin88

Derek Gibson

Love Muffin88

That's totally not an exaggeration either. It's true. All Christians seriously believe, that all atheist eat babies. I see Christians all the time, making bee-lines to atheist, just so they can accuse them of eating babies. rolleyes

Where do you live? Why you no capture on tape?

NC. I was of course poking fun at the blatant exaggerations that the OP stated. I've actually never seen any body accuse anyone of eating babies. That would be crazy.

I have been accused of eating children. It was kind of horrific. She as mad too, serious look and all, and it was ironically on 4/1 though it was 3 years ago.

People actually accuse people of eating babies? In this day and age neutral Well, there is the crazy people of the Westboro Baptist Church.....

OMG!? Religious discrimination still exists!? And is rampant!? Atheists are the least tolerated religious group in the US? You say that a University of British Columbia study found that among Christians the only group that they distrust as much as Atheists are rapists? And Gallup polls show that half the US population would refuse to vote for an Atheist president solely based on the fact that they are Atheist? And you say about the same percentage of US citizens would disapprove of their children marrying an Atheist? Homosexuals are less hated in the Christian community than Atheists? I could do this all day? Why are these all questions? What?