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I dont think I get this Christian joke about atheists that has spread around. They are saying that atheists eat babies? Dafuq?! neutral Would some please explain it to me?
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it has to do with abortion and at what stages is it considered life, and atheists they r saying are not pro life but pro choice so they call them baby eaters.
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Don't misunderstand, Atheists spread this joke around, too. And I'm willing to bet that some people believe that we do indeed eat babies...They are particularly good with barbeque sauce. emotion_dowant

Atheists are thought of as heathenistic, heretical, immoral people (some even go so far as to say we aren't even human). It most likely comes from the so-called "pro-life" side joking (or rather..not-so-joking) about our "baby-killing" ways.

It seems to be more of a joke when Atheists are talking about eating babies rather than theists, though.
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I eat babies to stay eternally young.
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I dont think I get this Christian joke about atheists that has spread around. They are saying that atheists eat babies? Dafuq?! neutral Would some please explain it to me?

I believe it means that christians have a good sense of humor.
They're very tender.
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I eat babies to stay eternally young.
Seems legit.
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Could anyone post the actual joke, please?
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Could anyone post the actual joke, please?
There isnt a specific picture or anything. Christians just go around calling atheist baby-eaters.
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See, the nutritional value of babies is actually much better than veal.
It's a combination of defamation and Christian ignorance about what morality consists of.
Eat babies because they are low in fat and high in protien and calcium.
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I dont think I get this Christian joke about atheists that has spread around. They are saying that atheists eat babies? Dafuq?! neutral Would some please explain it to me?


no, you're thinking of Christians. they kidnap good, Roman babies, bake them into bread, then eat them and drink their blood at their secret rituals to their bizarre God of Fire and Deserts.
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Why not eat babies?

And some athiests are actually anti-abortion, athiesm doesn't have a set doctrine and anyone who considers themselves athist can make up their own mind on the issue confused
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I dont think I get this Christian joke about atheists that has spread around. They are saying that atheists eat babies? Dafuq?! neutral Would some please explain it to me?


do you really think that atheists eat babies?
honestly sit back and think about this question

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