sickSYRINGE
(?)Community Member
- Posted: Tue, 10 Nov 2009 20:23:24 +0000
Don't have a towel? DON'T PANIC! We do.
A towel is a very important thing.
''A towel, it[the Hitchhiker's Guide] says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value - you can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth; wet it for use in hand-to- hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you - daft as a bush, but very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.''
I'm here to see to it that no one has to go without their towel.
If you want a towel you'll have to fill out the following form(copy/paste the text in the code box) and post it in the thread.
Do you know where your towel is? Yes or no?
Are you panicking? Yes or no?
What color would you like your towel to be? white, black, blue, yellow, pink, green or purple.
Is there anything else I should know? This is mostly for if you plan on donating. Tell me here if I should send you a trade or gift the towel to you. If you don't specify I'll gift it.
[size=14][color=dodgerblue]Do you know where your towel is?[/color][/size] [size=11] [/size]
[size=14][color=darkviolet]Are you panicking?[/color][/size] [size=11] [/size]
[size=14][color=dodgerblue]What color would you like your towel to be?[/color][/size] [size=11] [/size]
[size=14][color=darkviolet]Is there anything else I should know?[/color][/size] [size=11] [/size]
[size=14][color=darkviolet]Are you panicking?[/color][/size] [size=11] [/size]
[size=14][color=dodgerblue]What color would you like your towel to be?[/color][/size] [size=11] [/size]
[size=14][color=darkviolet]Is there anything else I should know?[/color][/size] [size=11] [/size]
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