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  • Artist Info: I do avatar art......so if you'd like some, I don't have a set price. You pay based on what you think.<br />
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    Please visit my DeviantArt account! <br />
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    If you don't, I will throw large stuffed bunny rabbits at you.<br />
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    Roy: You had sex with your brother?<br />
    Ed: Yes.<br />
    Roy: ...<br />
    Ed: (waits)<br />
    Roy: ...<br />
    Ed: (hums to himself, studying his automail)<br />
    Roy: ...<br />
    Ed: (starts playing with the figurines on Roy's desk)<br />
    Roy: ...you're getting a perverse pleasure out of rendering me speechless, aren't you?<br />
    Ed: Hell, yes.<br />
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    As you can see, She's a HUGE fan of Elricest.<br />
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    And UCHIHACEST. LOVE IT.<br />
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    Her Name is Fishy.<br />
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    She is very dimwitted.<br />
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    She is not what you would call normal.<br />
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    She hates the fact that it is legal in this country to marry your Second Cousin, but not someone of the same sex.<br />
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    Her obsession is Yaoi.<br />
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    Yuri is A close second.<br />
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    She can draw a sexy stickman.<br />
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    His name is Texas.<br />
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    She Hates George W. Bush.<br />
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    Her favorite food is Sushi.<br />
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    She knows that makes her a cannibalist.<br />
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    She is a Lesbian.<br />
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    No, you can't watch.<br />
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    And no, you can't tape it either.<br />
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    She has a dirty sense of humor.<br />
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    She wishes she was born a man, but will not get a sex change.<br />
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    She has a bad habit of losing things.<br />
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    She has lost three cell phones over 1 1/2 years.<br />
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    She was in a band.<br />
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    She was the guitarist.<br />
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    She has no Idea what happened to that band.<br />
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    This is probably because she is dense.<br />
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    She is blind to the most obvious things.<br />
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    She loves to eat.<br />
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    She is happy that she can eat as much as she wants and not gain weight.<br />
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    She fears the day it will go straight to her thighs.<br />
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    She has to spell everything out.<br />
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    She HATES chatspeak.<br />
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    It makes people look dumb.<br />
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    She knows she shouldn't be calling other people dumb.<br />
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    Most of her relatives are homophobes.<br />
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    She has been known to look up gay things.<br />
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    She thinks porn is wrong.<br />
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    Unless it is used as an anti- drug.<br />
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    She wants to be a graphic design artist.<br />
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    She wonders who could still be reading this.<br />
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    She thinks you have too much time on your hands.<br />
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    She thinks you should get a job, a life, or a boyfreind.<br />
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    If you're a guy, She wants you to get a boyfriend.<br />
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    If you're a girl, she doesn't care.<br />
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    Now go away.<br />
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    Did you hear her the first time?<br />
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    GO. AWAY.<br />
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    <3<br />
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