/irrelevant cr@p
!flashback!
Bully1: we are bullies!
Bully2: you’re different!
Bully3: therefore, we must pick on you!
Bullies: even though that was never established in the original canon that you were bullied!
Hey, stop!
I am Uzumaki Naruto! How DARE you hurt a woman.
Bully1: why do you care about that s**t? We are like 8 yrs old!
Bully2: I think he’s just confused as we are supposed to be belittling him,
Bully3: I’m confused too...
Naruto: /attempts jutsu
Mini clone a: yip yip!
Mini cone b: GAAGGHAA GUUUUU GUUUUU!
Mini clone c: yes kids we are screwed.
/Naruto getting his butt kicked
Naruto: lol cowards...
Hinata: your scarf.....
*scarf is wrecked
Naruto: whatever’s. Keep it. I obviously never cared about it anyways. I never referenced or think about it in the main series. Tho since it’s ruined it could just go in the trash. Makes sense.
Hinata: W-w-wait!
Thanks again! I-I mean.... for the 1st time.
Naruto: .............k bye.
Iruka: so class... if you had 24 hrs to live, what do? Who with?
Naruto: ....why? We are 8 yrs old?
Iruka: the moon falls, just say.
Choji:..... why not food instead of moon?
Iruka: /sigh
——
Iruka: kiddies I wanna know who you wanna do what with 😉
Naruto: nope. I’d just still be trying to achieve my dream. Besides, I’d obviously have no one to do stuff with, like you teacher!
Iruka: just shut up & write a damn name, Naruto.
Naruto: but.... there’s no point.
THE LAST:
NARUTO THE MOVIE
This is serious hiashi. Srs biz for the hyuga clan. Last chance, what’s your answer?
Hiashi: nope.
/destroys paper
Villain: OMG U IDOIT!
I'm going to demonstrate some moves.
Fangirl1: lord Naruto &3
Fangirl2: my lord Naruto &3
I never expected him to become
(Btw everyone, he’s popular with the girls now cuz he saved the world, k)
Naruto: Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you.
Konohamaru: big brother!
Naruto: Hey, Konohamaru.
Konohamaru: you gotta see this!
Naruto: what?
Konohamaru: grandpa’s stuff! I found it while cleaning!
Naruto: what?!?!??!
Konohamaru: it’s not junk!
Naruto: this is-
Konohamaru: not junk!
Naruto: OMG KONOHAMARU STFU LIKE SERIOUSLY s**t UP WTF IS EVEN YOUR PROBLEM? YOU DUMB MOTHERFER SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!
......... I mean...
I'm Naruto Uzamaki.
Time sure flies.
RINNE FESTIVAL:
/insert more girls fangirling & giving Naruto gifts
Naruto: H-Hey, thanks. Thank you.
Sakura: Hinata!
Hinata: Oh, Sakura...
Sakura: Knitting something? That's a surprise.
Hinata: (is she malking me?) I'm making a scarf.
Sakura: Hmm.
Hinata: W-What?
Sakura: Get rid of Naruto so he’d stop coming after me, k?
Hinata: .....?
Sakura m: it’s for him, isn’t it? He’s so popular now.
Hinata: Sakura...?
Sakura: he’s soon no interest in any of them, even though they came from far away to take photos of him.
Hinata: k.
Sakura: would you just hurry up & finish that scarf?
Hinata: O-Okay.
Sakura: Come on. Be more like me! He likes that obvs, no matter how I wish he didn’t.
Hinata: R-right.
Sakura: It’s huge.
Everyone: that’s what she said! 😏
Hinata: done! I’ve put everything in it. I’m sure my feelings will reach Senpai... I hope Senpai notices me.... it’s late so I’ll give it tomorrow. No tonight. Tomorrow. Tonight....
Hanabi: lol really just go.
Hinata: Hanabi.... why didn’t you say that you where there?
Hanabi: cuz it was funny lol!
Hinata: that’s not how children should talk!
Hanabi: am I a child? I have good beyakun like an adult, so that obvs makes me
one. Anyways /insert childish thing here
Hinata:... stop treating wepons like toys.
Hanabi: LOL that’d be bad if that happens while confessing your love!
He'll burst out laughing
Hinata: -_- I already confessed my love & my stomach didn’t growl!
Hanabi: you should make yourself look better really lol
Naruto is eating ramen with Sakura, & Hinata arrives.
Sakura: Oh, Hinata. Sit next to Naruto & eat. It’ll be on me!
(He said something made him happy
and he wants to celebrate.)
Hinata: U-uh...
Sakura: don’t be shy & next to your Senpai!
Naruto: join us Hinata!
Hinata: n-naruto-kun
Fangirl a & b: Naruto Kami.
Naruto: it’s you guys!
Fangirl a: ??? We are girls?
Naruto: thanks for the presents. Order what you want! I’ll pay as thanks!
Fangirls a & b: Thank you so much.
Hinata, order what you want too.
Fangirl a: Over here, Kami!
Fangirl b: Let's eat together.
Sakura: Hinata. What's wrong?
Hinata: sorry. I'm just quite full.
Sakura:Hinata. Why don't you walk her home? Walk Hinata home.
Naruto: Why?
Sakura: you shouldn’t let a young girl walk home alone.
Naruto: but Hinata is strong! Someone would be stupid to-
Sakura: we know that’s a load of hourse$h1t Naruto! Now go walk her home!
Hey. Hinata! Oh, you're such an idiot!
Naruto: duuuurrrrrpppp wat?
/serious stuff baddies are planing
Sakura: He is such a moro- a dense person. You were trying to hand him your skarf?
Hinata: y-yes...
Sakura: you can do it! Please! Be confident.
Hinata: um Sakura... that’s really nice of you & all... but wtf? We weren’t really that close before & you never tried pushing us together before yesterday....
Sakura: well... I want that f-ing Idoit to stop chasing me so I can focus on sasuke! So we can support each other!
Support each other.
Who's there?
That's Hanabi.
Super Beast scroll.
Hinata: Senpai. I’ve always gazed at your back, praying that you’d notice me. But from now on, I’ll try to stand by your side. Maybe, you’ll notice me better. I also knitted this... please, notice me Senpai... will these lines work? Senpai! Uh, n-n-n-aruto-kun!
Naruto: Hinata.
Hinata: Good evening.
Naruto:We saw each other earlier at Ichiraku...
Hinata: t-t-t—t-that’s right....
Naruto: What's the matter?
Hinata: I’m so moist....
Naruto: huh?
Hinata: T-T-T-Th-That's a nice scarf,
Naruto: Oh, yeah..?
You sound like me whenever I think of ramen. If you don't mind instant ramen...
Hinata: i have some in my closet by huge picture of you...Night.
Naruto: derp. Didn't you want to talk to me? Hey, Hinata.
Hinata: I failed to get Senpai to notice me... but I’m happy for Senpai.
Villain: Why are you crying? You're getting the scarf wet.
Hinata: i don't need it anymore.
Villain: Then I'll take it.
Hinata: Who are you?
I'm Toneri. I've come to force you to love me!
Hinata: no.
Toneri: Hinata....
Hinata: uuuugggggh what do you want? Let me go!
Naruto: This seems somewhat familiar. Multi-Shadow Clone jutsu. Hinata! Rasen Shuriken.
Toneri: Why you?
Naruto: Insert generic line here! Wait....! Hinata. Are you okay?
Hinata: Y-yea...
Rasengan.
My body is going numb.
My strength.
Hinata.
Naruto: Your scarf...!
Hinata: This seems so familiar... how many times am I gonna feel this way?
Naruto: Where did they come from?
Hinata:.... I don’t know.
Toneri: I am evil. Hinata, I will r@p3 you & destroy earth. Cuz I’m obvs evil.
Kakashi: You’ll gonna need to rescue Hanabi Hyuga cuz she was kidnapped.
You’ll be led by Shikamaru & be a 4-man team.
Hinata:... but I’m a woman.
Sakura: SO AM I YOU IDOIT!
Kakashi: .... & yea Hinata is obvs here as I’m granting her request. Shikamaru, put your hand out!
Shikamaru: what for?
Kakashi: I gots a special gift for you... A top secret clock that only the Five Kage possess.
Shikamaru: What kind of clock is it?
Kakashi: it counts down to earths doooooooom.
Shikamaru:...... so why did you give to me? I don’t have a f.
Kakashi: The kidnapper toneri, could be minipulating the moon.
Shikamaru: What are you basing this on?
Kakashi: He likes minipulating feelings into doing what he wants.
Hinata: sounds right...
Kakashi: we lost the kidnapper around here...
Shikamaru: Let's split up and search for clues. Naruto, take care of Hinata.
Naruto: Leave it to me. What is it?
Oh, nothing.
Hinata: !
Naruto: wut?
Hinata: it’s my sis kuinai she treated as a toy!
Naruto:.... you brought the wrecked scarf?
Hinata:uh....
Naruto: are you cold? If so, you should wear it...
Hinata: I-I-I-I-I'm fine.
Anyways, let’s just go & never explain why I brought this, as it’s completely illogical for me to have it at this point. & let the others know we found a clue.
Naruto: durr yeah, you're right. What do you spy, Hinata?
Hinata: a spring that's glowing at the bottom of the cave.
Naruto: ooooooooouuuuoo A glowing spring. I like a warm spring.
That Shinobi letter is "A"
as in Aun.
It could mean
"This is the beginning."
Naruto: Hinata, what can you see after the glowy spring?
Hinata: I’m so moist I can’t see.....
Naruto: guess we gotta go see lol. OOOOHHHHHHH! You meant spring as in like, water. Lol.
Hinata: Aaaah! Not my scarf that is useless to me!
Naruto: What's the big deal if your scarf gets wet? It’s already wrecked!
Hinata: It's a big deal!.... cuz it mean a lot to ms!
Naruto: oh.... well I touch da pwedy water & didn’t get wet. No need to worry!
/ insert random flashback that we had in the movie here/
Naruto: oooooouuuuuooooooo.... da moooooooouuuun.
/enter flashbacks of Hinata to make Naruto notice Hinata/
Sakura: Wake up. It is a dream.
Naruto: derrr, Sakura.
Sakura: You're finally awake.
Naruto: Was a trap set by the enemy?
Sakura: Yep. It traps intruders in a Genjutsu and shuts them away in a world of memories. It's a prison of caged memories.
Shikamaru: Thanks goodness Sakura who's resistant to Genjutsu was with us.
Naruto:.... wasn’t I supposed to be resistant to it too? ???
Everyone:............/shrug
Sai: thanks Sakura. I was having a fun dream with my big brother. I’m glad you brought me back to reality.
Sakura:.... so he wanted be in that prison ?
Hinata: Another spring.
Your Byakugan doesn't
work here either.
Hinata: No, my field of sight is distorted.
All right,
be ready to fight as we proceed.
- Roger.
- Roger.
What's the matter?
Naruto: Duhhhh those Genjutsu dreams earlier.....
Hinata: Huh. What is it?
Naruto: No. Never mind.
Torei: Hinata. I said I'd come for you. To have you come to me. /moans
Hinata: Where is Hanabi?
Toneri: AAAAAHHHH <3 She's fast asleep in my castle.
Hinata: Return Hanabi.
Toneri: That will all depend on your answer. My wifeu. My wifeu.... Hinataaaaaah.... you gonna be my wife!
Hinata: Huh. Be married?
It's like a bubble factory.
I get it.
Huh.
This is where the gatekeeper
who made the bubbles lives.
Gatekeeper.
Naruto and Hinata are late.
Should we go back to check?
A-A crab.
That's the Gatekeeper.
Hinata.
Naruto.
Naruto: Don't get near Hinata.
Toneri: You again. You're in the way, Move.
Where is Hanabi?
Scatter.
Don't destroy the bubbles
or we'll get caught
in a Genjutsu again.
Super Beast Scroll.
Fujin. Raijin.
Damn it.
Shadow Stitching.
Sakura.
Cha.
Damn it.
You're a puppet?
Toneri p: This is not my body. Hinataaaaaaaah. Next time, the real me will touch you. Give me an answer then.
Naruto: Shut up!
Toreri: You suck lol! Hinata willlll be mine! Mine!
Did your punch do this Sakura?
Oh yeah.
Sakura: Naruto, f-ing love Hinata already! Or TASTE MY FIST OF FURY!
Naruto: k? Hinata, I’ll never let.... you out of my sight again.
Hinata: .... you’re looking at Sakura aren’t you?
Naruto: NOOOOUUOO! Uhhhh... what is this place? Is that island floating?
Hinata: No. The surface of the ocean is warped. There's sunlight underground too.
Naruto: Isn't that a fake? A man made sun?
Hinata: Yeah.
Naruto: Hinata, any sign of the enemy?
Hinata: we good mate.
Naruto: The enemy is aware of us. Why aren’t we fighting?
Hinata: Yeah, im too hot & bothered now.
It's too quiet.
Leave them.
Don't do anything
until I go to get her.
Oh.
The eyes are twitching again.
Amazing.
This Byakugan is very pure.
So patient. I'm sorry.
I see a town about 20Kms ahead.
All right, let's go.
There's no one here.
This town was built
a few centuries ago.
Let's split up and search.
So it's a Shinobi village.
A fire?
What is this?
Was there a war long ago?
Naruto: Lol , Hinata? It's a spider web. You see a lot with your Byakugan, but you walk straight into spider pewp. You're so silly girl.
Hinata: Naruto.
Naruto: Wut?
Hinata: Umm, What happened to your scarf?
Naruto: I got warm, so I took it off.
Hinata: I-I see. I feel a bit cold.
Naruto I bet, since your dressed like dat.
Hinata: well, this is my mission gear.
Naruto: can you take mine or did you break your arms with da spider pewp? I can handle da cold!.... are you sick?
Hinata:................. I’m extremely moist- er fine.
Naruto: What.
Hinata: nothing.
Naruto: What is it?
Hinata: I said it's nothing.
Tell me.
That was so good.
Hinata: Are you going somewhere?
Naruto: I'm gonna piss.
Hinata: Naruto. A spider web. You okay?
Naruto: besides pissing my pants sure. Ow.... & hurting my back.
Hinata: we are great ninja...
Naruto: Oh yeah. Anyways, You gave me some ointment back during the Chunin exams.
Hinata: you remembered! <3 even though the ointment was useless! <3
Naruto: durrrr..... I just remembered.
Thanks.
We have to hurry and
rescue hanabi.
Hinata: Naruto, I'd like to talk to you about something.
Naruto: What is it?
Hinata: Just anyting, n-n-n-n-n-naruto-kun.
About what you said when
that puppet Toneri appeared.
Toneri.
Here they are.
Hinata, we need you to
cgeck something.
What's it say?
It's some ancient writing.
Ancient oath.
Crossing the path of humanity
Like all else
The fist of the Tensei Eye
the reborn moon,
will destroy man.
What does that mean?
Maybe the "Tensei Eye"
is making the moon move.
So Kakashi Sensei was right.
Hanabi's abduction and the moon
are somehow connected.
Well, his hunches are always
on target unfortunately.
Byakugan Princess.
What's that?
Is this a burial site?
What's this?
Someone's here.
Toneri: The Byakugan. I sense the Byakugan. Moans, I'm certain of it. Moans, My wifeu!
Naruto: Stay away from Hinata. Hinata? ARE YOU MIND CONTROLLING HER?!?!?!??!
Tornri: The Tenseigan has been revived.It must be stopped. Otsutsuki.
Naruto: Hinata, you okay!
Hinata: yup. The man said something like Otsutsuki. That's the orginal surname of the Sage of Six Paths. Hagoromo Otsutsuki. That was the name of the Sage of Six Paths before he entered the priesthood.
Naruto: Seems Toneri's abduction of Hanabi is connected.
Naruto: (Knitting. Too much. Well, I donno it takes a lot to knit.)
Hinata, you wanted to talk about something earlier?
Hinata, what was it that
you wanted to talk about earlier?
Hinata:..... yea, it was nothing.
Naruto: derp? Wat u meen?
Hinata: I need to be alone....
Naruto: k. Let’s cheek out da village.
Seems like Hanabi's
not here anymore.
We should head back
and rejoin the others.
Uh-huh.
Hinata.
Hinata: here I am just knitting when my sis needs help. I’m such a stupid awful sister, huh? Expcally when I believe there’s no reason to do this anymore.
Naruto: actually, you came all this way for your sis, so it doesn’t matter if your doing nothing productive to help her now!
Hinata:....... I should have stayed home then.
Naruto: it’s fine if you do nothing, cuz I’ll rescue her, I swear, see? F**K!
Hinata: thank you.... you are so kind even when cursing <3
Naruto: Idoit, i-it’s not like I love you that I’m being kind to you! I worry about everyone!
Hinata: But.... I didn’t say... WHAT?!?!
Naruto: deeerrrp.... what did I say? Uuuuuhhhhh...... I durpgot.
Toreri: Hinataaaaaaaa... I LOVE you!
Hinata:
Toneri. Are you another puppet?
Where is Hanabi?
Toreri: Shut up. I came to hear Hinata's talk.
Naruto: Hinata has nothing to say to you. So where's Hanabi? Hinata? Derp? Hinata. Wats going on?
Hinata: ..... goodbye, Senpai.
Naruto: stap mind controlling her!
Toreri: lol nope. She waaaaannnts me. Since fate has blessed me with this big bewbed girl since accidnt times. Hinata will be MY wifey!
Naruto: Hinata.... that’s bs, right? My Chakra is ... Wat?
I don't want to
get into a petty fight
and risk getting you hurt.
Hinata.
Hurry up and go,
I can't go any further.
Hey. Stay in line.
Don't panic.
The air raid shelter was constructed.
To accommodate every citizen
in the Land of Fire.
Keep calm.
Please keep calm.
Water Style.
Water Dragon jutsu.
Lava Style.
Lava Monster jutsu.
Particle Style.
Atomic Dismantling jutsu.
Damn it. My Back.
So this was the moon.
Yeah.
The space where we found
the crab's bubbles.
is probably the passageway
that connects the Earth to the moon.
How is Naruto doing?
Terrible.
Most of his Chakra's been sucked out.
Toreri: Hinata. So you finally get it,
you blockhead.
So beautiful.
Toreri: Hinata. I want to know more about you.
Hinata: Why is he? Where am i?
Toreri: This is, Toneris's castle. In my bedroom. Our bedroom.
Hinata: Hanabi...
Toreri: Hanabi's eyes have been stolen by me. Hinata. We are getting married!
Hinata: Huh. Married? What are you saying?
Toreri: have you not heard what I said to that blonde moron?
Hinata: Let Hanabi...
Toreri: Your sister is in my castle.
Hinata: Hanabi...
Toreri: I've taken her Byakugan.
Hinata: what an @$$!
Toreri: I’m so sorry. Please, forgive me! My god made me do it!
Hinata: god?
Toreri: Hamura Otsutsuki. The founder of the Shinobi of the moon. Perhaps, it's easier to understand if I say he's the youngest brother of the Sage of Six Paths, founder of the Shinobi of Earth. Your Hyuga Clan inherited Hamura's blood. The story goes back many eons. Several millennia, in fact. The Sage of the Six Paths, the elder one, had misgivings. He shat his pants because the ten Tails had a lot of chakra & a ton of power. So he did what everyone else did with the tailed beast & exract It & made its power spread among 9 other beast to make it weak. The husk was put on the moon & sealed & so the ten Tails would never be revived. But the stupid Shinobi of earth reawakened it with their stupid pointless wars cuz wars are stupid & pointless. Even with Hamura’s protection who went there. Hamura knew his elder was dumb & became skeptical of his world. So he entrusted us with its destruction if it strayed from the Shinobi way. & oh boy, did it. Because we all agreed that Shinobi there disrupted peace & order.
Hinata: do you even understand order?
Toreri: nope, don’t understand s**t except our destiny.
The world that the Sage of Six paths created satins. So now due to our good’s wishes, I will destroy the world. When this.... pure byaugan synergies with my chakra, it will transform tenseigan. With it’s superior visiouals, I shall make the ashes of earth a brand new world!
Hinata: cool story bro. I’m gonna save my sis btw.
Toreri: so were’s the castle that she’s located in?
Hinata:......
Toreri: I’ll return to make you love me.
Hinata.
Good morning.
I'm happy you understand
how I feel, Hinata.
Lady Hinata, welcome to the castle.
- Welcome.
- Welcome.
Toreri: There are only puppets in this castle. They're marionettes left here by our ancestors. Since my father died when I was young, I've lived in the castle all by myself. We will hold the marriage ceremony here. Then we will enter the Room of Rebirth. and fall into a deep slumber Until the Earth's environment stabilizes after its destruction.
Hinata: Hey Idoit, the moon will be destroyed too!
Toreri: doesn’t matter. Castle is protected by magic aka charkra.
Hinata: Is that Chakra as strong as it was?
Toreri: yes.. Strong enough to move the moon.
Hinata: deerrrr wat?
Toreri: It’s the power of Otsutsuki's treasurs honed from the sufferings of my clan.
Hinata: Where would such a thing be?
Toreri: I’m not stupid, babe <3
Hinata: it’s cold, am I return to my room?
Toreri: your gonna have to get used to it babe. It’s dusk all year here!
Hinata: oh, right.
Toreri: knit me a scarf, woman.
Hinata: derp?
Toreri: a scarf, to me. Do you defy me?
Hinata:...... I understand.
Torei: ooooooo you’ve gave me such the hard on, Hinata.
Hinata: What's wrong?
Toreri: Don't worry. Just came. & my tandagan is maturing. Gonna “rest.”
(It doesn't seem to be here.)
Toreri: My wifeu......... Tenseigan, activate.
descendant of Hamura: we are the descendants of hamura, we were the main branch family, but the stupid lower branch killed us all. They didn’t have brains, but brawns, unlike us. They are wrong about Hamura’s Celestial Decree. Toreri, who is from the stupid side of the family, is attempting to use the moon to destroy earth by doing what he said to you. Only you, can destroy the tenseigun, beyukugun princess.
Hinata: I somehow know who you are, hamura otsutsuki!
Hamura: Byakugan Princess, Don’t let that idiot destroy my brother’s creation.
Hinata: hanabi.... you poor doggy. I’ll def seek & destroy the tenseigan.
Imagine that.
Toneri has been hiding
in the artificial sun.
Why wasn't Hinata's Byakugan
able to discover it?
Maybe he has a jutsu on the artificial moon
that deflects the Byakugan too?
Where's the entrance?
Why don't we ask them?
What are you doing?
You've alerted the enemy.
Follow me.
What are you doing?
I'll explain later.
So is that how it is.
Sai, retreat.
Super Beast Scroll.
I never imagined that his turn to appear
would come after the war,
When the world was peaceful.
Beneath is the chakra Diffusion Cannon.
We'll blast all the meteorites
above the Equator.
On top is the chakra
Transportation Cannon.
It can transport any target
into another dimension.
With these, we'll destroy the moon.
Everyone, get the cannons
ready immediately.
Toreri: meals suck when your alone, but now they don’t cuz I got you babe. Now, tell me about yourself...
Hinata: it’s not too late to negotiate with Shinobi of earth.
Toreri: wtf?
Hinata: tru fax. The Shinobi of earth have used chakra & fought stupidly. But it’s not the case now. After a hard-fought peace, we’ve have joined together to protect it.
Toreri: big deal. Another war will just start. Earth must be destroyed.
Hinata: but.....
Toreri: subject never again allowed. Now just stfu & eat.
That Island.
So it's appeared already.
That is the temple of the Hamura.
Once a year, during the Rebirth Festival
it comes near the castle.
I'm sure of it.
The Tenseigan is hidden
on that island.
Hinata: Good-bye, Senpai.
Naruto: Hinata... Hinata...
You're finally awake.
Finally.
It's been three days.
Huh.
Did something happen
between you and Hinata?
No, not really.
You keep groaning her name,
Hinata, Hinata.
As well as some
other embarrassing things.
But I got to listen in
on your mushy side.
It was great research material for me.
Come on.
Naruto.
Let's go rescue Hinata and Hanabi.
Is it hard to see the woman
who dumped you?
So Naruto's strong as a Shinobi
but he can't handle a broken heart.
Now I know your weakness.
Hey.
Toreri: Hamura must be happy that you personally want to pay homage. The Tenseigan is inside here.
Hinata: This is. The Tenseigan. Then this is Otsutsuki's Treasure that is moving the moon?
Toreri: babe, only special people are allowed to see the real thing. This is were lower rank come to pray.
Hinata: darn.
Toreri: you can see the real tenseigan after we are married <3
Hinata: (damn it.)
(My field of vision is distorted only at that spot.)
I see. I get it.
Shikamaru: Hey Naruto! Guess what?
Naruto: what?
Shikamaru: imma Naruhina fan how!
Naruto: a wat?
Shikamaru: I ship you with Hinata, so imma trying & push you to her!
Naruto:............ doesn’t sound like you at all.
Shikamaru: who cares, lol! Well I’m gonna spew irrelevant cr@p to make you force Hinata to want you.
Naruto: so....... you wanna fight?
Shikamaru: idc What happens between you two jk come with me!
Toreri: I'm going to my room to rest. I can’t wait to see that scarf you made me.
I feel it. Oooohhhhh do I feel my bon- beating eyes.it will be completed soon.
Sakura.
It's the result of infusing nearly every ounce of her chakra into you.
So that she could
prevent you from dying.
Sakura.
Naruto.
Naruto: Sakura... I’m so sorry.
Sakura, I'm so sorry.
Are you going to depend on Sakura
to heal not only his body,
but his heart as well?
Can you do it?
You have a point.
I see.
I never thought you'd confess
your love first.
Sakura: Remember long ago, when you said you loved me?
Naruto:................. nope. Are you maybe mixing me up with someone else?
Sai: I think he’s right Sakura...
Sakura: WHATEVER! You only showed interest in me cuz I loved sasuke!
Naruto: but... so did other girls?
Sakura: I loved him MOST! You didn't want to lose to him.
Naruto: (but.... I thought love meant love as in like food? Derrrrp Sakura smart so she is right).................
Sakura: it’s real this time, & she’s almost TOO good for you!
Naruto: but it doesn’t matter. She went to marry toneri.
Sakura: You are so stupid.
Naruto: Duh! Tell me something I don’t know!
Sakura:...... Hinata obviously has a reason to that she can’t reveal.
Naruto:! Cuz she doesn’t want to marry some stranger jack@$$ who kidnaps her sister!
Sakura: WRONG! When a girl truely falls in love, her feelings don’t change that eaisly..... /swoons over sasuke
I understand how Hinata feels, but obv not for loving you...... ewww I don’t understand that AT ALL!
Naruto: so... only girls have that gift?
Hinata: (This is...the Tenseigan. I'll stop the moon.)
Toreri: What's going on?
Hinata: You're wrong.
Toreri: wtf?
Hinata: Hamura's soul entrusted me with the true Celestial Decree. You are so stupid & don’t even understand destiny. Harmura sees that you are the stupid one & never wished to destroy earth.
Toreri: You've defied me woman!
Hinata: listen to me! Hamura is...
Toreri: BULL$**T! ALL OF IT! Hamura only made ONE celestial decree!
Hinata:..... duh.
Toreri: AND ON RIGHT SND YOUR WRONG, BISH!
YOU C**T! You were knitting this for that blonde idoit & not me? I’m gonna make it so I can do whatever I want with you & you can’t love him anymore!
Naruto: Hinata.... this big dufus finally gets it.... the meaning of the scarf you gave.... didn’t... When you went to toneri. I know from the scarf that you hurt yourself for a long time to knit, that you love can’t be destroyed so easily.... unlike the scarf.
Naruto.
Naruto: Wait for me. You loved an idoit like for, for like forever. Now as a MAN, I gots to tell you something....
Hinata, I swear I'll f**king (see?) save you.
Lord Raikage, the Chakra cannons
are ready.
All right.
Men. Load the chakra.
- Yes, Sir.
- Yes, Sir.
First, we'll fire the chakra Diffusion
Cannon to pulverize the meteorites.
Pulverize. Powderize.
I need assistance.
You got it.
Rasen Shuriken.
Shadow Paralysis jutsu.
Next.
We're storming the citadel.
Right.
Sakura.
Thanks, Naruto.
No need to thank me.
I have a debt to you that
I'll bever be able to repay.
What a drag.
Why hide it?
It's irritating, and prevents me
from making wise decisions.
Naruto. Can you sense
Hanabi's chakra?
Hanabi is in that tower over there.
Sakura, Sai.
Take care of Hanabi.
- Right.
- Right.
Hinata.
Naruto: You b*****d.
Toreri: you can’t touch this.
Naruto. Where's Hinata?
Toreri: In there.
I'll handle things here.
Thanks.
Move.
Toreri: Whoa, I won't let you pass.
All right, the puppet show
begins now.
Hanabi is above here.
What.
This way.
Hinata.
Wind Style.
Sky Sand Defensive Wall.
At six o'clock. It's a huge one.
Everyone.
Crane Wing Formation.
- Roger.
- Roger.
The Sixth Gate Of Joy.
Damn it.
You're.
If he's not around.
The only one who can protect
the village
is me.
Sasuke.
The meteorites are gone.
Lord Hokage.
What is it?
Hiashi.
Chakra capacity at 75%.
76. 77.
One after the other.
Go in.
Naruto: Hinata... Wut? Give her back!
Toreri: k
Naruto: Stap Hinata!
M c Hinata: like my wifeu skills?
Naruto: Damn it. Now he’s controlling her!
Hinata.
Bear with it for just a while.
Don't you dare manipulate Hinata.
Hinata belongs to me.
I'm taking her back.
Hinata.
Be gone.
b*****d.
It's too early to wake up.
Damn. The final pulsation.
Hinata: Naruto...
Naruto: Hinata...
Hinata: I'm so sorry, Naruto. I.
Naruto: you’re good girl. I’m the one who done goofed, like always you know.
Hinata: But what about him?
Naruto: Now's our chance.
Hinata: We have to destroy the Tenseigan.
Naruto: Tenseigan?
Hanabi.
How terrible.
She's just a child.
Hinata.
If we destroy this, the moon
should stop its approach.
No.
There is a cursed jutsu cast
upon this eye.
Only someone with Hamura's Blood
can touch it.
Anyone else will get
their chakra extracted.
What.
Eight Trigrams Twin Lion Surging Shot.
Naruto: I can't destroy it. Hinata. Infuse me with your chakra.
Hinata: wat
Naruto: Then we might be able to break it apart.
Hinata: k
Naruto: Let's a go.
Hinata: k
These are.
The Tenseigan was
a cluster of Byakugan?
What.
Lord Hokage.
The Moon had stopped its approach.
What.
Chakra capacity is 95%.
96. 97. 98. 99
Chakra is at 100%.
Chakra Diffusion Cannon
Fire.
Yeah.
What just happened?
An urgent message from
the Cloud Village.
A Five Kage Summit
is being convened.
All the meteorites
have been destroyed.
So you had such a weapon
like that hidden away?
It seems we cannot be
too careful with you, Raikage.
Lord Tsuchikage, let's forget the sarcasm.
Next up is the chakra
Transportation Cannon.
We'll blow up the moon.
Blow up the moon.
What's happening?
Shikamaru.
Hinata. Are you all right?
Yes, I'm sorry.
Save that for later.
Anyway, what happened?
The artificial sun disappeared.
We destroyed the Tenseigan.
It was the source of power
for everything.
The moon should have
stopped moving too.
What.
Toreri: the treasure that my entire clan went blind for... Otutsuki treasure... how DARE they!
Hanabi.
Thank you.
This is yours, right?
Uh-huh.
Naruto: Isn't that the scarf that Toneri ripped off?
Hinata: But how...?
Naruto; When I pulled Toneri's jutsu from your body. I was able to see your memories.
You were going to give it
to Naruto, right?
Did you make it for me?
Hinata: U-U-U-U-U-Uh-huh.
Naruto: Can I have it?
Hinata: But, it's wrecked.
Naruto: doesn’t bother me.
Naruto & Hinata: This seems somewhat fimilar
Naruto: Thanks, I’ll cherish it like the scarf I had as a kid
Naruto.
What's the matter?
The Clock.
It's moving.
- Huh.
- Huh.
Toreri: With these eyes, Naruto. I'll destroy your world.
It's too dangerous to
blow up the moon.
As long as there's a bomb
called the moon,
the Earth will not be safe.
Now, let's discuss this calmly.
Right now, the moon has
stopped its approach.
No. It hasn't stopped.
What.
Why is the clock ticking again?
I don't know.
W-What was that?
Kurama.
Kurama.
It's Toneri.
Chakra capacity at 90%.
Lord Hokage.
Hiashi would like a word with you.
Hiashi.
Do not destroy the moon.
I'm certain that Hanabi and
Hinata are on the moon.
What do you mean by that?
Bad news.
What is it?
The Nine Tails is
on the moon's surface.
What.
Chakra capacity at 95%.
Lord Raikage. An urgent message
from Lord Hokage.
What does he want
at a critical time?
Please hold the chakra Cannon.
Naruto and the others are on the moon.
It can't be helped.
They have to be sacrificed for
the sake of humanity and the Earth.
We're going to fire
the chakra Transportation Cannon.
- Lord Raikage.
- What is it?
I'm asking you too.
Wait one hour.
What.
I agree.
Mizukage.
Naruto is the hero
of the last Great War.
He's worth betting on.
Tsuchikage.
Just one hour will do.
But for them, that amount of time
will be worth a lifetime
that can never be replaced.
What do you base that on?
A Hunch.
Naruto: Hinata, are you okay?
Hinata: Uh-huh.
No.
Naruto: I'm taking Hinata back.
You can watch his last moments
from there.
Hinata.
Naruto.
Toreri: The world created by the Sage of Six Paths is a failure. I'm destroying both the Earth and you.
Naruto: insert generic line here! Rasen-Rampage.
Toreri: Golden Wheel Rebirth Explosion.
Naruto.
What is that?
The moon.
The moon has split apart.
What.
What's happening?
Hey, Hokage.
There's ten minutes left.
Massive Rasengan.
Barrage.
It's useless. Give it up.
Like I'd give up.
It takes time to knit a scarf.
The deeper the feelings
you want to convey.
the longer it takes to knit.
It's over now.
Like I'd let you.
To convey one's feelings.
It takes much, much. more time.
That's why
I can't let it end, so easily.
Toreri: I’m so weak & frial that one hit is kills the tenseigan....
Huh.
Hinata.
Naruto.
Hinata: These are my sis’s you don’t need to see.
Toreri: No, Stop.
Why you?
This is over.
Not yet.
Sakura, are you okay?
What about Naruto and the others?
I don't know.
W-What's going on?
I'll end it all with these eyes.
Puppet Rebirth.
You're annoying.
Naruto.
Hinata: seriously,enough toneri! All you did was follow your stupid ancestors fake news.
Toreri: shut up, woman! I AM RIGHT & YOU ARE WRONG!
Naruto.
All my Chakra's being sucked out.
Toneri: ILL KILL MYSELF BEFORE ILL FAIL! IT IS OVER!
Hinata?
What?
I won't let it end yet.
Why?
Hinata: Hamura's chakra flows within me too.
Stop already.
Toreri: DESTROY SIX PATHS WORLD DESTROY SIX PATHS WORLD!
Aaaaand he used up all his energy absorbing the sun with it...
Naruto.
Don't, It's too dangerous.
Time's up.
Fire the chakra
Transportation Cannon.
What's wrong?
I can't shoot at Naruto.
Stifle your personal feelings.
The very existance of Earth
depends on this.
Move. I'll fire it.
Lord Raikage.
There is some writing on the moon.
What.
Kurama is writing something
on the moon's surface.
What.
That Shinobi letter means
mission accomplished.
The mission was successful.
I see.
Emergency announcement
to the entire world.
The moon has stopped.
Thanks to the efforts of these five.
Shikamaru, Sakura, Sai, Hinata, and Naruto,
Earth and the future of Earth
is safe.
My hunches
usually end on a high note.
Making me write letters.
I'm bad at calligraphy.
Sorry, Kurama.
T-This is.
Hamura's soul guided me here.
Toreri: GASP! I NO LONGER THINK I NEED TO DESTROY EARTH RANDOMLY!
Naruto: cool. Now live on earth. We all cool.
Toneri: NU! I must attone! I’ll stay on moon!
Hinata: how will that help for what you almost did to earth?
Toneri.
Naruto: One day. One day. come to Earth.
Toneri: never again will I have moon come near earth! I somehow see error of ways
Hinata: Naruto.... I am still troubled.
Naruto, there's something
I have to ask you.
What is it?
That scarf.
Who gave it to you?
Oh, this.
My late mom made it for me.
What.
My grandpa must've kept it for her.
Mom.
I see.
I'm so silly.
Hey, Elder sister.
How long are you going to chit chat?
I'm going on ahead of you.
Hurry up. The passageway is
starting to disintegrate.
Let's go home to Earth.
Yes.
Hinata.
Yes.
Back in school,
when we were asked.
who we'd want to spend
our last day on Earth with?
I couldn't write anyone's name down.
I didn't know my parents,
and I didn't have any friends.
But now,
I know exactly whom I'd choose.
I want to stay with you.
Now and forever, until I die.
I want to be with you Hinata.
Naruto.
Naruto.
Hinata, put your arms around me.
Huh.
O-Okay.
Don't let go okay?
I won't.
I'll never, ever let go.
Huh, What are you doing?
Elder Sister.
Naruto. You're going to crash
into the ceiling.
Like I'm going to let it stop here.
Hinata.
Naruto.
Thank you, Hinata.
Daddy.
Daddy.
Play with us.
Hey, don't go outside in your bare feet.
All right, Bolt, Himawari.
How about a snowball fight.
- A snowball fight.
- A snowball fight.
Take that.
Hey, Bolt.
All right, you asked for it.
- Yay.
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