Welcome to Gaia! :: View User's Journal | Gaia Journals

Girlfriend.
Just kidding.
Like hell I'll even be in a relationship anytime soon.
So,I know it's a little late for a journal.
But,as promised,here are all the times the narrator in Fight Club says "I am Joe's...".
Yep.
Here:

I am Joe's Prostate.
I am Joe's Raging Bile Duct.
I am Joe's Inflamed Flaring Nostrils.
I am Joe's White Knuckles.
I am Joe's Enraged, Inflamed Sensed of Rejection.
I am Joe's Clenching Bowels.
I am Joe's Boiling Point.
I am Joe's Blood Boiling Rage.
I am Joe's Smirking Revenge.
I am Joe's Broken Heart because Tyler dumped me.
I am Joe's Complete Lack of Surprise.
I am Joe's Shrinking Groin.
I am the Pit of Joe's Stomach.
I am Joe's Hard Drive.
---
I could've sworn there were more but this was it.
My day consisted of confinement,which means spare time to do nothing.
I already finished the book Diary so that makes me depressed for the next few days.
Yoda just died.
Watching Star Wars.
Ha.
I need a new book.
Maybe Choke or Lullaby.
Whatever.