~Inside the Phantom's lair~
Balthier: Hmm......why is there a sign that says "Bat-cave"?
Monkey: Help me! Help me!
Balthier: What? Where’s my-ah! Here, some light.
Monkey: Help me, Doctor!
Balthier: Why is a monkey clapping cymbals together talking to me?
Monkey: I’m not really a monkey, I’m-a a Persian trapped in-a a monkey’s body!
Balthier: Why do you have an Italian accent?
Monkey: I do-na a-know.
Balthier: Can you tell me anything important?
Monkey: No one’s leggings stay attached to their body when they sleep down here.
Balthier: What’s that supposed to mean?
Monkey: The Phantom is really Shuyin. And he’s been playing Vegnagun’s organ for a long stretches of time.
Balthier: He’s not supposed to have that yet.
Monkey: You have a gun, shoot him when he comes back.
Balthier: It’s a screwdriver, actually. A Sonic Screwdriver.
Monkey: Can it shoot people?
Balthier: Well, yes.
Monkey: Then use it!
Balthier: What about Lenne?
Monkey: Who? He only kidnapped Fran.
Balthier: Do I smell fire?
Monkey: He’s burning the place down!
Balthier: I guess they just left the chandelier instead of getting it off of those people, then.
someone knocking against a door: Help me!
Balthier: Who is it in there?
Obviously Fran: It’s mist!
Balthier: Oh, it would be you, wouldn’t it.
Monkey: Save me too!
Balthier: Sorry, monkey. But I've got to save my assistant.
Monkey: It's fire, keep it away!
Balthier: C'mon, Fran, we've got to get the Phantom to kidnap the right person.
Monkey: It's hot!
Fran: A talking mechanical monkey?
Balthier: Best just to let it burn.
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Lenne: You must stop!
Shuyin: Lenne?
Soldiers: Halt!
Shuyin: You fools, can't you see that I am not really the Phantom?
Lenne: Wait, you're the Phantom of the Opera?
Shuyin: I was, but...(shimmer)
Lenne: Oh my!
Epros: Fools who think Leblanc is able to sing, know that I am really the Phantom Evil King!
Wedge: Holy crossover, Batman!
Balthier: The Strahl is waiting, let’s just leave them in their own mess.
Fran: Shouldn’t we help them?
Balthier: They’ve dug their own grave. And it may prove too dangerous for a leading man. Can’t be heroic if you’re dead. Besides, some low-level characters will probably turn him into an ultimate boss fight.
Fran: I guess you’re right, mist.
