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The Epic of Worslei
In other words, Squall vs Cloud
~Squall vs Cloud~ Rules of the Organization
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1. The first rule of the Organization is not "We never talk about the Organization".
2. The first rule is also not "Obey all rules".
3. No calling Axel a flamer.
4. Not allowed to tell Xemnas what his name spells out.
5. Not allowed to show anyone nude pictures of Larxene.
6. Or Namine.
7. Marluxia is, in fact, gay. That does not mean you make fun of him when he's in the same room as you.
8. Never, under any circumstances, is it okay to quote Mr. T.
9. Demyx does not need more cowbell.
10. Don’t call Roxas ‘Newbie”.
11. For the last time, Xemnas is not wearing a zebra.
12. Don't whistle at Larxene when she walks by.
13. Don't whistle at Namine when she walks by.
14. We are not secretly called "The Knights of the Round Table".
15. The black trench coat is our uniform, so Larxene is not allowed to wear anything see-through, tight jeans, hotpants, a skintight suit, or go an entire day nude.
16. Namine will not wear your schoolgirl uniform ever.
17. Stop trying to grope Larxene, because she has permission to electrocute you.
18. No one is allowed to photoshop pictures of Axel and Roxas cuddling.
19. If you keep joking about Zexion’s emo hair, he’ll read you some of his poetry.
20. Luxord is not a pirate.
21. Xigbar’s guns are not water pistols.
22. When Larxene enters the room, you are not allowed to sing The Stripper
23. Axel is not going to cook you anything.
24. Demyx will not play Freebird
25. Luxord is not Balthier, nor is he Balthier’s father.
26. No, Marluxia does not look fat in his trench coat.
27. You are not allowed to question Axel, even if he has a penguin in his trench.
28. Namine will not pose nude while you practice your own sketching skills.
29. Seriously, Namine is only 15. Go for someone that isn’t jailbait.
30. When Xaldin forms a dragon with the spears, you do not yell out “Trogdor!”
31. Installing a stripper pole in Larxene’s room is not clever or tasteful.
32. Marluxia will cry if you keep recording over his copies of “Will and Grace”.
33. Lexaeus is not from the movie 300
34. Repliku does not need ketchup in order to work properly.
35. Do not order the Creeper Nobodies to transform into a drum set so that you can pretend to be Keith Moon.
36. Stop stealing Xigbar’s “space powers”.
37. Playing paintball with the Snipers is just a bad idea.
38. Vexen is not Dr. Forrester from MST3K.
39. The Dusks are not going to dance with you.
40. Stop getting Luxord drunk and trying to get him and a Dancer in the same room.
41. Marluxia and Graham Norton would not make a good couple.
42. Axel does not appreciate you taking pictures of him after he passes out from too much alcohol.
43. He also does not like having pictures drawn on his face in permanent marker after passing out from too much alcohol.
44. The Berserkers do not want to play football.
45. Saix is not Thor. Nor is he Legolas.
46. Demyx also will not play Stairway to Heaven, orIron Man
47. Stop trying to get Demyx to play songs and learn guitar for yourself.
48. Saix is not going to berserk ‘just for fun’, especially during meetings.
49. Xigbar is not going to shoot every random corpse in the head just to make sure that they aren’t zombies.
50. The entire Organization is not going to sit on the same side of the table.
51. Just because we all wear black coats with hoods does not mean that we are looking for the One Ring.
52. You will not recommend to Xemnas that he turn his lightsabers into lightsaberchucks
53. I will not name every Shadow, Neo-Shadow, and Dusk the same name.
54. Xemnas is not going to make "an offer he can't refuse" to anyone.
55. There is no Heartless labor union.
56. Reciting the poem "I'm nobody, who are you?" to all of the Nobodies is not funny.
57. When Demyx walks by, it is not funny to sing Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head.
58. Stop trying to hit on the Dancers
59. Encouraging Xigbar to talk like the sheriff of Rottingham will work, but is frowned upon.
60. Do not EVER sing Great Balls of Fire around Axel.
61. Singing the James Bond Theme around Xigbar will cause him to shoot you.
62. There is no "original copy" of the Dusks named Jango Fett, and he does not have a son named Boba.
63. Although singing Imperial March when Xemnas walks by is, in fact, funny, there is no need to do it every time he enters or exits a room.
64. Repliku is not an anatomically correct doll. Actually, Vexen and Repliku himself confirmed this one.






User Comments: [3]
NatsuNoYuki
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Fri Jan 04, 2008 @ 04:43am


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♥ Lol, zebra XD ♥


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Ledah Lorelei
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Sat Jan 05, 2008 @ 10:02pm


nice...

If you keep joking about Zexion’s emo hair, he’ll read you some of his poetry.

I'm sure his poetry isn't THAT bad...


Duet Ann Maxwell
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Fri Jan 16, 2009 @ 09:17pm


oh goddess i was laughing so hard after this one i nearly fell out of my chair! ROFLMAO


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