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Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 12:39 am

My mom shot me out of the womb. Chuck Norris baptized me seconds afterwards to this music.

No wait, my bad. It was this music:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpkpDMi0IwE

Angels came down to bring me gifts. However, the gifts all sucked, so I decked them all. President George Bush Sr. also came to give me blessings, but I hit him in the jewels because I hated him so much. Then my mom sat me down in front of Sesame Street and I wanted to snuggle up next to Big Bird because he looked so warm and fuzzy. My birthday became a national holiday; or at least it was petitioned to be...the gubment still hasn't gotten on that yet. One of these days, I need march up Capitol Hill and give everyone a good beating to get them back on that. Anyway, my parents named me "Tyler" because "Tyler" in my family means "he who brings carnage, listens to metal, and eats everything with hot sauce."

The world then knew...it's time of peace was over. I was born...and I was ready to kick some a**

True story aside, today's my 20th birthday. Yay for not being a teenager anymore. Just one more year before I can drink.....legally. ninja

Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 2:24 am

Happy birthday man!

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Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 2:43 am

May your metamorphosis be painless and hideous. Happy molting day bro.

Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 3:02 am

Happy birthday. I was going to point out the illogical fallacies of having songs baptize you before they came out, but eeeehhhh....it's your day. Have your illogical fallacies!

And some cake. Eat some ******** cake.

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Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 6:26 am

Happy Birthday!!!

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Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:31 am

Happy Birthday.

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Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:01 am

Decavolty

Happy birthday. I was going to point out the illogical fallacies of having songs baptize you before they came out, but eeeehhhh....it's your day. Have your illogical fallacies!

And some cake. Eat some ******** cake.

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They played before I came out because I was just that special. mrgreen

Anyway, thanks guys! On a related note, it's raining pretty damn hard today. Looks like me and my family won't be able to do to much sightseeing.

Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 12:02 pm

First, this seems like an 'oh LPS you so crazy' sort of cake to give to someone who gripes so much about politics. And then you realize it's an American flag that you can very easily get away with chopping to bits and masticating, and it gets a bit better. Happy birthday.

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Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 2:01 pm

Happy Birthday. I would've known, but I don't have you on Facebook, so I know nothing. Now go off into the world and share the gift of metal and get money. <******** Bitches
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Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 4:21 pm

Jubilations!

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Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 5:30 pm

HAPPEH BIRFDAY!!! blaugh

Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:51 pm

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First, this seems like an 'oh LPS you so crazy' sort of cake to give to someone who gripes so much about politics. And then you realize it's an American flag that you can very easily get away with chopping to bits and masticating, and it gets a bit better. Happy birthday.

You can also make the argument that he loves his country so much that he just wants it to change.

not that i think he thinks that way but still xp