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 Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 1:48 pm
My cousin (the jackass who's getting my mom kicked out of the house) gave me a crappy piece of cardboard - apparently from a movie store - for Twilight on BluRay. Why? I don't know. It's a little larger than a DVD box. What should I do with (to) it? Edit: reference: 
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 5:57 pm
Make fun of it at first, then vandalize it.
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 6:33 pm
Draw The Terrible Trio (Sparklepantzz, ***** and Mary-Sue) in compromising positions, thought bubbles of awkwardness, and silly costumes. Then show twitards, then set it on fire.
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Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 3:58 pm
Draw make-up on Edward with a Sharpie and give Bella devil horns.
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Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 10:31 am
KingJack! Draw The Terrible Trio (Sparklepantzz, ***** and Mary-Sue) in compromising positions, thought bubbles of awkwardness, and silly costumes. Then show twitards, then set it on fire. Good suggestion. I think I may carry it around school for my next encounter with a freshman. twisted
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Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 4:42 pm
Glue/ tape it to a bag filled with doggie-doo and give it back to him/her?
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Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 7:00 pm
Find a way to defile it in front of twitards (the above sharpie art, bag of doggie doo, and burning would work) and give your cousin a swift kick between the legs (which would be very effective if your cousin is a male) and if it's a girl, give her a titty twister until she bled.
...But that's just something I would do.
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Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 7:17 pm
Here is another suggestion.
Stab the cutout with a knife.
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Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 12:40 am
 Dip it in glitter and write "It looks ridiculous here, and it looks ridiculous in the movie."
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Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:20 pm
Clarification: My cousin is a guy, he's 30 some, and he knows I hate Twilight and has never read the books or seen the movies. I think he gave it to me to piss me off, but he could be encouraging me to do something bad to it.
I want to go to FYE and buy him a girly Twilight poster for his room.
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Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 2:17 pm
I have a few questions before I suggest anything.
Can you drive?
If no, do you have a friend that can drive?
Do you/your friend have a car? Or possible a car/truck you/they may use?
If it is a car does it have a sunroof?
If its a truck...don't worry about it its a truck so its useable.
If you/your friend has a car with no sunroof please tell me.
I will get back to you once you have answered these.
Thank you very much.
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Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 1:37 pm
MetalFluffyNinja I have a few questions before I suggest anything. Can you drive? If no, do you have a friend that can drive? Do you/your friend have a car? Or possible a car/truck you/they may use? If it is a car does it have a sunroof? If its a truck...don't worry about it its a truck so its useable. If you/your friend has a car with no sunroof please tell me. I will get back to you once you have answered these. Thank you very much. No. Yes. Yes. No. It's a car. No sunroof. But what did you have in mind...?
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Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 11:48 pm
I'd draw makeup on Edward and cover him with glitter. Black out Bella's face completely then create a white dotted line around it and add the words "your face here" over that part....
then hang it up in his room....
also put candles, stuffed toys, body glitter, and anything else you can think of in front of it to make it look like he has a Twilight shrine going on. [preferably on some sort of small table so that it looks like he has an alter of offerings to the Twilight picture]
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Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 9:25 am
Trussardi I'd draw makeup on Edward and cover him with glitter. Black out Bella's face completely then create a white dotted line around it and add the words "your face here" over that part.... then hang it up in his room.... also put candles, stuffed toys, body glitter, and anything else you can think of in front of it to make it look like he has a Twilight shrine going on. [preferably on some sort of small table so that it looks like he has an alter of offerings to the Twilight picture] *altar I don't know if I have any room or dignity to build a shrine, but that would be interesting. Like, a really ridiculously obsessive shrine dedicated to --ugh... I just imagined it...
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