I was born.
I enjoy antagonizing people and being lazy. I dislike work, and like watching things burn.Things I want to see and do:
Note; Crossed out = Done/Seen.SEE: A cow explode.
DO: Pop a small child's balloon and blame the person nearest to me.DO: Go to a Wal-Mart and claim that voiced are talking to me.SEE: A whale get beached use Self-Destruct.DO: Break into a blood-bank a steal the rarest blood for my water ballooons.DO: Say, "BOMB!!" at the airport and run like heck.
DO: Go to parliament and do the Charamelldansen while that song plays.
SEE: A clown explode.
DO: Release lobsters in Maury Povich's dressing room.DO: Evolve without the aid of an evolutionary stone or trading.
DO: Tie candy to poisonous animals and release them into a crowded daycare.
SEE: Sora from Kingdom Hearts get cancer.SEE: A Pokemon digivolve.
DO: Paint pineapples blue and send them to England.SEE: NPC Liam becoming a prostitute or getting a sex change.
I hope you die in your sleep. No, I'm joking
The neurotic thoughts of a random teenager making pointless not on stupid adventures and life experiences, along with the world's crappiest stories.