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 Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 8:39 am
Found on Yahoo answers, I believe. It's half hilarious, half sad. Quote: I watched Twilight last night with my girlfriend and now I think I'm gay. Why?Does Twilight do this to other people? It's from this page: http://holykiddingme.com/page/3/Discuss.
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 1:16 pm
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 1:33 pm
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 2:27 pm
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 2:33 pm
excellent question.
you see, the estrogen levels in Twilight are so erratic and spontaneous that they will most likely inhabit a human host in an unstable manner, thus causing homosexuality upon impact, depending on the estrogen levels. while this is rare, it is not improbable for this to happen to a perfectly healthy, straight male.
there are ways to check such as watching the film again and having your girlfriend (well, your girl__space__friend) try to notice certain symptoms.
1. when the film starts, do you get a sudden, inexplainable craving for a bowl of ice-cream such as chocolate, pralines and pecans or mocha.
2. when Edward is first seen in the movie do you exert a loud, feminine noise in a rush of excitement. this noise can vary from sounding like a small hyena being strangled by a large austrian or a dolphin being shocked by electric currents.
3. when the movie is over do you feel as if you LIKED the movie?
if you answer yes to all three you may want to watch fight club or 300 until the symptoms wear off one at a time. good luck to you.
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Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 11:27 am
*Faves the website* BOOKMARK'D.
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Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 9:56 pm
koblot excellent question. you see, the estrogen levels in Twilight are so erratic and spontaneous that they will most likely inhabit a human host in an unstable manner, thus causing homosexuality upon impact, depending on the estrogen levels. while this is rare, it is not improbable for this to happen to a perfectly healthy, straight male. there are ways to check such as watching the film again and having your girlfriend (well, your girl__space__friend) try to notice certain symptoms. 1. when the film starts, do you get a sudden, inexplainable craving for a bowl of ice-cream such as chocolate, pralines and pecans or mocha. 2. when Edward is first seen in the movie do you exert a loud, feminine noise in a rush of excitement. this noise can vary from sounding like a small hyena being strangled by a large austrian or a dolphin being shocked by electric currents. 3. when the movie is over do you feel as if you LIKED the movie? if you answer yes to all three you may want to watch fight club or 300 until the symptoms wear off one at a time. good luck to you. ^ Hahaha win.
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