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PostPosted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 3:48 pm


I was looking through the study guide section at my local Hastings when I ran across a Twilight SAT/ACT study guide. I couldn't believe it, so I took a look and it said it was to be used with the book to help define words and help the reader study for a test. Just when I thought my faith in humanity was at an all time low, I spotted the New Moon edition. The back when something like 'Will Bella choose Jacob or Edward *insert big word here that makes you think it's going to help you on the test*? Now you can choose a team and study by using this book (with pages to turn to in New Moon) to learn!'

I know I shouldn't be surprised, but I really am.
PostPosted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 3:57 pm


If you want to see it for yourself, here is a link to the first book on amazon.
http://www.amazon.com/Defining-Twilight-Vocabulary-Workbook-Unlocking/dp/0470507438

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 5:15 pm


*facepalm*
What in the blazes is this!?
PostPosted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 6:30 pm


If they have that, I want Harry Potter SAT prep.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 7:34 pm


I wish they have the gaming version, but I know that isn't gonna happen.
PostPosted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 8:43 pm


I LOL'D.


I think if I used that, my scores would go down for the loss of memory blocks. D:

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 2:51 pm


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I WOULD BUY IT.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 6:24 pm


I'd like a Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants one. It's a fairly intelligent series, despite popular belief. Many girls don't "get" the symbolism behind the Pants.

A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy one would be epic too. It can be confusing if you don't pay enough attention.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 6:27 pm


For a book that actually uses the word "handsomer"....I think this might hurt people more than help them with their SATs.
PostPosted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 10:44 pm


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I'd like a Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants one. It's a fairly intelligent series, despite popular belief. Many girls don't "get" the symbolism behind the Pants.

A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy one would be epic too. It can be confusing if you don't pay enough attention.

A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy one would be awesome! I have already graduated and taken my ACT, but would buy it. I'm sure it would help me some way, plus it would be interesting.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 1:13 am


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For a book that actually uses the word "handsomer"....I think this might hurt people more than help them with their SATs.

Don't forget all the wrong ways they can use the word chagrin. This is pathetic. I also checked out the TwiLITE parody and I snickered at all the 1-Star reviews slamming the author for being jealous of Stephenie Meyer.

((I still can't get over that the hilarity of "if u dun leik twilight then ur jus jelaus that u cant writte as gud as stephanie meyr"! Lol.)
PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 1:17 pm


I've seen that. It makes me angrier than something very, very angry. Like a cat in a bathtub. I feel angrier than a cat in a bathtub.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 1:25 pm


I doubt people that obsessed with Twifail are smart enough to take an SAT.
PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 6:59 pm


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I WOULD BUY IT.
EDIT: Even though I'm graduated.

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Same here.

Gaming > Twilight

Prove me right!!! 3nodding

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 4:50 am


dawnkytty
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I'd like a Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants one. It's a fairly intelligent series, despite popular belief. Many girls don't "get" the symbolism behind the Pants.

A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy one would be epic too. It can be confusing if you don't pay enough attention.

A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy one would be awesome! I have already graduated and taken my ACT, but would buy it. I'm sure it would help me some way, plus it would be interesting.

No, My Immortal! I'm sure a lot of people never knew you could use "sex," "goth" and "suicidal" as adverbs.

I like how Twilight is praised for their prose, even though most of the big words the big b***h uses is used incorrectly.
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