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 Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 6:50 pm
There's this girl in my class, I try to tell her Jacob's a ***** and she talks over me, ignores what I say and has two boys block me. I wrote her a bullet-proof note detailing all the points that Twilight promotes *****, which she read silently.
After class she came up to me and said, "Okay, I agree with you on SOME points (One point, really: Jacob is a *****), but you're contradicting yourself. The vampires can't be ***** offenders/statutory rapists because they don't grow mentally."
I made a lot of Hedwig today, and I think I can get her to cry tomorrow. Oh, this is very fun.
Discuss.
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Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 6:52 pm
"...but you're contradicting yourself. The vampires can't be ***** offenders/statutory rapists because they don't grow mentally."
How does this statement make any sense?
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Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 6:57 pm
bbchain "...but you're contradicting yourself. The vampires can't be ***** offenders/statutory rapists because they don't grow mentally." How does this statement make any sense? It doesn't. According to the books, Edward spent his hundred years as a vampire learning. Isn't that growing mentally?
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Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 6:59 pm
Even if you didn't grow mentally and you had the brain capacity of a ten year old, you could still be a *****.
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Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 7:38 pm
DESTROY HER WITH YOUR LOGIC! twisted That being said, the fact that they do not grow mentally (did Meyer say that) does not make it ok. It almost makes it worse.
The fact that Edward and Jacob are mentally retarded and in 200 or adult bodies does not change the fact that they are pursuing an under age girl.
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Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 7:50 pm
The law only cares what Edward and Jacob's chronological ages are, which makes them both *****. It does not care that they have the emotional capacity of a six-year-old and do not look their age.
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Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 9:35 pm
Trussardi The law only cares what Edward and Jacob's chronological ages are, which makes them both *****. It does not care that they have the emotional capacity of a six-year-old and do not look their age. 
Couldn't have said it any better.
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Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 7:34 am
bbchain "...but you're contradicting yourself. The vampires can't be ***** offenders/statutory rapists because they don't grow mentally." How does this statement make any sense?
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Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 7:37 am
He's a *****. End. It doesn't matter if the ***** thinks he's a child, the chronological age is what counts, as Trussardi said. So, burn her to death with the law! MWHAHAHAHAHA Make her suffer with the truth!!! XD
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Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 1:01 pm
I almost leaped out of my seat. WAYNE WILLIAMS!!! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wayne_WilliamsHe was a serial killer in Atlanta who molested and killed small black boys. He had the mental capacity of a 12-year-old. We learned about him in Forensics. Now you have evidence against her. mrgreen You're welcome.
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Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 1:42 pm
Agreed. Just because someone is mentally deprived/deficient, doesn't mean they can't be a *****. In my knowledge, ***** is adults pursuing under-age children, so hence, if you're either A: An adult pursuing a rapidly aging child, Or B: A faggy sparklepire that's over 100 years old pursuing an 18 year old, you're still a *****, whether or not your locked as a 17 year old with the mental capacity of a monkey at a typewriter.
Oh, and I know this is anti-twilight.. But I read The Host, and there's some ***** there too. Main girl is 16/17 (I forget), and her "boyfriend" is like, 26 or so.
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Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 1:45 pm
Kale Nekona Agreed. Just because someone is mentally deprived/deficient, doesn't mean they can't be a *****. In my knowledge, ***** is adults pursuing under-age children, so hence, if you're either A: An adult pursuing a rapidly aging child, Or B: A faggy sparklepire that's over 100 years old pursuing an 18 year old, you're still a *****, whether or not your locked as a 17 year old with the mental capacity of a monkey at a typewriter. Oh, and I know this is anti-twilight.. But I read The Host, and there's some ***** there too. Main girl is 16/17 (I forget), and her "boyfriend" is like, 26 or so. Jesus... it reminds me of my sister's ex. He was twenty... four? My sister was 20. And he was definitely coming on to me. I WAS 16. WTH??
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Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 2:43 pm
Guys, I'm back!
Girl: "But Nessie dreamt of him when she was a baby!"
Me: "Can I say what I want without you interrupting?"
Girl: "Sure."
Me: "What friends does she have when she grows up? She-"
Girl: "BUT SHE HAS JACOB AND SHE DREAMT OF HIM!"
I could see urgency in her eyes. I know she will pull off the same excuse tomorrow when I show her a printed copy of one of Arzim's arguments.
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Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 3:36 pm
KingJack! Guys, I'm back! Girl: "But Nessie dreamt of him when she was a baby!" Me: "Can I say what I want without you interrupting?" Girl: "Sure." Me: "What friends does she have when she grows up? She-" Girl: "BUT SHE HAS JACOB AND SHE DREAMT OF HIM!" I could see urgency in her eyes. I know she will pull off the same excuse tomorrow when I show her a printed copy of one of Arzim's arguments. Gaahaaa.. When I was in 8th grade id have "Dreams" about my science teacher... XD Oh if he would have done what he did in the draems, he'd be a child molester. Age matters. It's law. And if Edward can't grow mentally, then that explains a lot. Like his lack of EATING THE HUMAN LIKE THEY NEED TO!! biggrin D:< Vampires unlike the classic human-eaters piss meah off... The ONLY and I mean ONLY time I've liked the vampire romance thing was the Argeneau novles. <3 They kill humans sometimes... When not feeding off bagged blood... But they have NEVER fallen for anyone under 25. XD Or a little older then 2000. I guess it's to appease the mindless teenagers... >w< I'm ashamed of my age (16) and liking vampires because of twilight.
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Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 4:19 pm
No DURR they didn't grow mentally. That would be character development, a big no-no in the Twilight world.
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