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 Posted: Sat May 16, 2009 2:15 pm
What would happen if Chuck Norris was your BD?! Or if was in your band?! What would he play?! How would he do?! Why am I actually curious?!
Just a random thought, but seriosly, what would it be like?! eek
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Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 8:25 am
Chuck Norris can march 0 to 4 gonk
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Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 2:38 pm
He'd be in the percussion.
He'd be loud as ********, and you want to know because you agree with me.
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Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 1:57 pm
Sukomo Chuck Norris can march 0 to 4 gonk
He'd play all the instruments, March, and conduct all at the same time.
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Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 3:23 pm
The Saiyan Warrior Sukomo Chuck Norris can march 0 to 4 gonk
He'd play all the instruments, March, and conduct all at the same time.I can do that!!
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Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 5:52 pm
Chuck Norris was band captain freshman year.
Beat that.
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Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 6:10 pm
Chuck Norris can win a drum battle with a trashcan and a drumstick. He can march in 4/4, cuttime, 7/8, and 9/8.
He would sue us for naming our next marching show after him: Way of the Warrior. Problem being, we aren't awesome enough to know "his way."
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Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 6:27 pm
Chuck Norris doesn't keep in time with the metronome, the metronome keeps in time with Chuck Norris.
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Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 6:47 pm
Chuck Norris was drum major in 8th Grade. Go check the plaque.
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Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 6:52 pm
Chuck Norris could play every instrument possible AND march in every way before he could walk
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Posted: Sun May 24, 2009 3:19 pm
Chuck Norris could march in a straight line
surprised
(Very VERY rare!)
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Posted: Sun May 24, 2009 4:23 pm
Chuck Norris as a one-man band can outperform a university band in volume, maneuvers, intonation, and time-keeping.
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Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 4:07 pm
Chuck Norris doesn't march on the field, he moves the field under him.
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Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 5:46 pm
@Cobalt: Well said.
My random thought of the day was Kissing is Mouth Sex. O.O
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Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 7:03 pm
Chuck Norris conducts the orchestra with his chest hair.
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