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Hay thur.

Who am I?
I have the stature of a mountain, and the love of a French man. My body is as irrestiible as Lays Potatoe Chips. I know the exact location of Carmen Sandiago and I always know where Waldo is. I have played Poker with David Hasslehoff and powerlifted with Arnold Schwarznegger and Sylvester Stallone. I taught Jimi Hendrix how to play the guitar with his teeth and Frank Sinatra how to sing. Albert Einstein confronted me when he tried to explain the Theory of Relativity. Nostradamus based his philosophies off of my teachings to him, I allowed him to take full credit though. Victorias Secret asked me to be an underwear model for all of their merchandise. I have swam with the Narwhals and other rare porpoises.

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Gaia Avatars that I made biggrin

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These are the avatars I made using Tektek xD


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Neo_Queen_Serenity21

Report | 04/25/2012 1:56 pm

Neo_Queen_Serenity21

Happy b-day
Neo_Queen_Serenity21

Report | 04/25/2012 1:47 pm

Neo_Queen_Serenity21

Happy b-day
Eldaris Ramgaria

Report | 01/03/2012 8:37 pm

Eldaris Ramgaria

>.>...your profile...about me...is amazing XD
Wasabi Kimosabe

Report | 04/05/2011 5:26 pm

Wasabi Kimosabe

your avi makes me happy =D it's so bright and pretty. it's angelic.
NicholasAmazing

Report | 04/05/2011 11:12 am

NicholasAmazing

I agree, but most people don't think that way.

Thats why its refreshing.
NicholasAmazing

Report | 04/05/2011 12:45 am

NicholasAmazing

I find your blunt honesty refreshing.
Neo_Queen_Serenity21

Report | 03/06/2011 9:18 pm

Neo_Queen_Serenity21

hi
hermione lol

Report | 07/16/2010 5:18 pm

hermione lol

cute sig pic
Farewell2Fiction

Report | 06/17/2010 9:25 pm

Farewell2Fiction

Not gonna lie. That's probably the best "About Me" that I've read in years.
Kyuuketsuki ZIP

Report | 06/12/2010 12:25 am

Kyuuketsuki ZIP

Thanks for buying!

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