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 Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 4:44 pm
Why hello there Y'OGD. (Ye' old GeeDee)
I'm sure everyone at one time or another has had a funny school moment, whether it be a sexual, fart, or other type of funny. so, what's yours?
One of mine was during History. It was dead silent in the class and we a substistute teacher. Mind you he was extremely mean, but that aside, he had dictated there be no noise, so no one said a word. That is until the class clown took out his Ipod, and casually, had one earphone hanging down. He turned the volume to high and played his song. During the silence we heard this: "What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more..." *Catchy 70's music* Followed by our class laughing loudly due to the awkwardness of it all.
Discuss:
Funny class moments
Class clowns
Your current school year.
Tl;Dr: Funny class moments, care to share?
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Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 5:43 pm
Ah, our first proper discussion.
When my old English teacher left school, the class got together and wrote her a song (well, took another song and changed the lyrics) for the whole class to sing for her. They were a right bunch of jokers and one of them decided it would be a good idea to include a line about how she was so selfish for leaving us and that the replacement teacher could be a horrible old ****** course, they never counted on the fact that the replacement teacher would be present during the last lesson, eager to listen to the song. Needless to say, a few lines of the song were mumbled incoherently.
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Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 7:01 pm
I dont reall hav that many funny school moments, though bringing silly string the last day of school for 08 was freakin' hilarious.
Oh, I remember Astronomy Class last year was hilarious, some guy asked the teacher if she was against masturbating- it was something about how Virgo turned him on and what the like. I giggled 'till I about pee'd myslef because of the look on her face rofl
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Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 1:08 pm
when i was in 1st grade my class was goign to sing choir style for some sort of function (dont' remember what that was but whatever). So about an hour before school ended we'd go and practice.
On this fateful day we had juuuust finished the song and all was silent until i released a happy fart O: without much thought i turned around and spotted the first person i could see and yelled "CHLOEEE!"
lol She was like "i didn't do it!" but no one ever beleives you once you've been labeled a farter xd
I dunno what made me do it :]
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Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 7:45 pm
i miss class clowns, we don't really have any in college anymore. D:
uh, funny college moment
one time, i was really drunk, and um, doing naughty things with my boyfriend
now, i don't know how this happened, i got dressed again,
but i guess i forgot to put on my underwear.
the next morning, i found them out in the hallway xDDDDD
i have a lot of funny college stories, rofl 
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Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 11:15 am
Hm... I can't really remember any. I was half asleep my whole school career. So if anything happened I probably didn't care.
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Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 7:08 am
I'll never forget this one class clown we had. He reminded me of Dave Chapelle. I miss him there are only a few class clowns in high school crying
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Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 12:12 pm
on the last day of school, me and my friends brought a bunch of bubbles, LOTSSSS of silly string, rolls of duct tape, sharpies, and screw drivers. when we were in theater for first pperiod(we skipped everything and stayed there the whole day), the teacher let us out of class and we ran around the school with the screwdrivers and switched around all the bathroom signs. second periosd, she let us out, we duct taped the 6th grade lockers together. third period. we went out and took the sharpies made a nice face on the grizzly bears all over school. by this time kidsa were like, freaking out and laughing at what we had done. then during the 8th grade presentation, we were hiding behing the screen and then ran out and started firing silly string ALL over the place and ran away before they could catch us. then we got on the same buss and took the bubbles and blew them out the windows. it was funny as s**t.
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Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 9:26 pm
I'm trying to remember funny stories from my school.
Well, in our school we were masters of cheating in tests. The best strategy of all was to get our elderly Spanish teacher to watch us while we were doing exams. so we'd ask her to recite us a poem called "Margarita, está linda la mar" (Margarita, the sea today seems so nice/pretty)
When she finished, we would all clapo and yell on top of our lunbgs, and then someone would scream "Who can tell me number 5 of Short Answers!" "The answer is xxxx!"
Then we had single-syllable, grunt-like names for each one. Mine was Angh (os somethign that sounded like that). So any of my classmates would cough or clear his throat and when I heard "Angh", I knew they wanted my attention.
We also swapped tests. So once we made such a mess with tests, I found myself without any paper on my desk and the teacher about to turn to me. All I see is an exam flying through the room and falling next to my chair. It had been my best friend, who was at the other side of the room. The teacher goes "what was that noise?" and I just said "my exam fell" O_o
It was scary
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Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 9:40 am
I'm home schooled so I have nothing to share gonk
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Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 5:48 pm
That should'a been Never Gonna Give You Up. Which reminds me of a story at school. Basically I rickrolled the math room. I went into the hall to get a drink of water, closing the door just the right amount. Here is a diagram of the room's layout.  I'm sure you can guess what I did. I crouched down, plugged the speakers into my iPod, and played the song. Then I stood up and said "You got rick rolled!" to everyone. It was a slow math day and I had a really great teacher at the time, so I didn't get in much trouble. She took me into the hall and said not to do it or anything like it again so I didn't. There's also this thing I do where I take a big shoop face, paste it into word, and type "YOU GOT SHOOP'D" in big letters. Then I print it out and put it somewhere someone will find it. So far almost no one knows it's me. I'm pretty good at doing it, the trick is when you're putting the paper somewhere, you can't act like you're doing something you shouldn't, because that gets you noticed. I've put them in a lot of places though. In the school laptops, in people's folders, back in the printer (it's hilarious when someone prints something out and it has a big YOU GOT SHOOP'D on it), basically anywhere it'll be found. Try it yourself!
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Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 7:16 pm
My French teacher has this strange voice, like Indian, German, and something else, so noone can copy her. But most days after the bell rings, she sais, "That was your signal!" (To get quiet and get to work. )
One day I turned to my friend right after the bell rang and said,"That was your signal." in an Indial type of voice, and Immidiately after she said it.
My friend and I were snorting trying not to laugh to hard.
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Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 8:16 pm
one of the most famous subs at my school (we called him Mr. No Hall Passes since he wrote that on the board of every room he subbed in) was subbing for my math class last year...
so this kid falls asleep... INBD he'd been doing it every day that year...
but suddenly, he starts snoring really loud (and i mean reeeeaaaaaaallllly loud... like my friend in the next room heard it) and EVERYONE in the class starts giggling uncontrollably (trying to hold it in )
mr. NHP could not figure out what we were laughing at and started getting all red thinking it was him...
long story short, he never found out why and we had to wake up the kid who fell asleep when the bell rang so he wouldn't find out >.>
the next day in class he did it again, but we didn;t have a sub so :p
that's the best one i can think of for now...
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Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 2:49 am
In my year 12 biology class, we were planning experiments to see how heat and cold affected the internal and external temperatures of the human body.
On guy, James, asked how we would be measuring the internal temerature of the subjects, (the students) and the teacher ran out of the room, returning with an a**l thermomether and an evil grin.
"James! I'm so glad you wore shorts today!"
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Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 5:06 am
videoCWK That should'a been Never Gonna Give You Up. Which reminds me of a story at school. Basically I rickrolled the math room. I went into the hall to get a drink of water, closing the door just the right amount. Here is a diagram of the room's layout. I'm sure you can guess what I did. I crouched down, plugged the speakers into my iPod, and played the song. Then I stood up and said "You got rick rolled!" to everyone. It was a slow math day and I had a really great teacher at the time, so I didn't get in much trouble. She took me into the hall and said not to do it or anything like it again so I didn't. There's also this thing I do where I take a big shoop face, paste it into word, and type "YOU GOT SHOOP'D" in big letters. Then I print it out and put it somewhere someone will find it. So far almost no one knows it's me. I'm pretty good at doing it, the trick is when you're putting the paper somewhere, you can't act like you're doing something you shouldn't, because that gets you noticed. I've put them in a lot of places though. In the school laptops, in people's folders, back in the printer (it's hilarious when someone prints something out and it has a big YOU GOT SHOOP'D on it), basically anywhere it'll be found. Try it yourself! 
Is this guy the awesomest person in this guild or what?
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