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 Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:04 pm
15/08/09
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Live from: SAFECO Field in Seattle, Washington! Main EventEEW World Championship-(C) Harli (FACE) vs Kelly King 2.0 (HEEL) Harli tried to lift up 2.0, trying one more Drummond Clash. Quote: ----------The One True King----------
2.0 was lifted up on Harli's shoulders, and wiggled violently, sliding off and going to duck under Harli's arm, going for a Wrath of the Ring King! (Stretch/Orton Backbreaker) If it hit, he would keep the champion across his back.
----------2.0---------- Harli was hit by Wrath of the Ring King as he held his back, completely stunned or was he...... ----------The One True King----------
Keeping Harli across his back, 2.0 would try to stand up and simple reposition himself for another 2 . 0ver!
----------2.0---------- 2.0ver connects as Harli was on the mat, looking up at the arena roof. ----------The One True King----------
2.0 stays on the mat for a few moments, and, keeping his eyes on Emily, rolls over on Harli and hooks one of his legs.
"1..2.....3" Harli was successfully pinned by 2.0. Harli rolled off towards the ropes, evidence showing that the match as taken it's toll on him as he started to use the ropes to pull himself up. Emily slid into the ring to help Harli stand fully, while Emily stole the title out of the ref's hands before handing it to Harli. Harli then limped over to 2.0 and extended his hand as well as handing him the EEW World Championship. ----------The One True King---------- [ Here is your winner... and the NEEEEEEEEW EEW WORLD Champion... Kelly King 2 . 0! ]
Wheres Your Crown King Nothing!
2.0 rolled off of Harli as the bell rang and King got on all fours and started slamming his fists on the mat. He stood up, yelling at the referee to give him his title belt. The referee pointed him to Harli. King turned around and looked at Harli, sweating, trying to catch his breath... He took the title from Harli. His music stopped while he stared at Harli and his extended hand... 2.0 then took Harli's offer and shook hands with the former champion.
Then It All Crashes Down! ----------2.0---------- Chrono stood on the entrance ramp, and watching the match. When 2.0's music had played and he stated to celebrate, Chrono began clapping. He had a sinister smirk on his face. The announcers began to recap the entire ppv, as 2.0's music played to end the PPV. Harli then raised 2.0's hand in the air before he started to head to the backstage with Emily but before he left "Hey 2.0, I want a rematch in the future" Harli then turned and left. ----------The One True King----------
2.0 walked over to the corner and climbed the turnbuckles, holding the EEW high on the air. But the closing shot for the PPV was the camera catching 2.0's gaze as he saw Chrono. The EEW logo showed as an over the shoulder camera shot of 2.0 on the corner looking at Chrono on the ramp closed the PPV.
----------2.0---------- EEW.com Exclusive. Post Match! Quote: Harli and Emily are seen walking backstage after the greatest main event in EEW history. EEW.com's interviewer walks up to Harli and Emily EEW.com interviewer: So Harli what was like to be in a match like that with 2.0 Harli: It was ******** awesome, 2.0 really pushed me past my limits and end result was him becoming champion, however it was such a great match it will most likely end up on the news. Jed ran at Harli going for a clothesline from behind trying knock this piece of s**t to the ground. Jed just hated everything about Harli! Harli was knocked down by the unexpected clothesline. "YOU THOUGHT THIS WAS OVER?!?!?" Jed paused for a few seconds looking at a broken Harli." It has yet to BEGIN!!" Jed went to stomp the s**t out of Harli's lower back just above his a**. Harli yelled in pain as the stomps were hitting his lower back. Jed stopped stomping on Harli only to try to grab the back on Harli's hair and try to drag him to his feet. Harli was dragged to his feet as Emily watched on in horror. Jed tried pulling Harli hair back try to make him look up at the ceiling as Jed said. "You ******** up!!" Jed would try to whip him face first into a wall. Harli's face hit the wall as blood began to drip down his face. Jed walked over Harli as he leaned against the wall. Jed would try to pull him away from the wall and have lay on his back. Emily walked over to where they were when Jed spat down at Harli if he was on the ground. Emily tries to stop Jed "No don't spit on him" Jed looked towards Emily and said. "Okay..You spit on him!! " Harli was spat on by Emily as she whispered an apology to Harli. Jed yanked at Emily arm saying. "Lets go!" The interviewer asked Why Emily? Emily was yanked by the arm by Jed as she almost looked like she was gonna cry. The interviewer asked Why Emily Why?? as they both left Harli bleeding. The camera zoomed in on Harli. Medical staff and Road agents came running to Harli's aid, Harli didn't remember anything that happen. -(C) The Cardok-Saint Connection (FACE) vs The Unholy Alliance* (FACE)
Quote: Later in the match: This match breaks down into pandemonium, with Zarel and Dark Saint brawling on the outside and Cardok and Brandon putting on a wrestling clinic on the inside. The second-oldest Damone and DS have taken it to the crowd and exchanging fists, with Zarel getting the upper hand as they fight further and further away from the arena. Meanwhile, Cardok has gotten the best of Brandon and is ready to finish things out with his Jackknife Powerbomb finisher into the corner where a ladder is set up. As Cardok is about ready to deliver the Jackknife, Brandon springs into action, taking the bigger man over with a hurricanrana headfirst into the ladder. Hyped up and ready to bring the EEW Tag Team Championships to the Unholy Alliance as promised, Brandon has his fists clenched and is practically bouncing from side to side as Cardok turns around and Brandon brings him down into his Impaler DDT finisher, transitioning the maneuver into his Triangle Choke special, forcing the head of the CSC to submit instantly or be choked to death. "Feels Good Inc." blares as Brandon's eyes widen and he stands up to his feet. "Here are your winners....and NEW EEW Tag Team Champions....Zarel and Brandon Damone!" And for the first time since the Jarel Controversy, power has shifted in the favor of the Damones! Zarel makes his way back toward the ring after nailing Dark Saint with a D-Bomb post-match. Back in the ring, the referee hands over the EEW Tag Team Championships to the brothers. Jarel and Janelle, who have been doing commentary the entire time, enter the ring and high-five their brothers as they celebrate in the center of the ring before leaving. For now, EEW's Tag Team Division has become Unholy.
EEW Television ChampionshipTriple Threat Match-(C) Marxx (FACE) vs Mr. X (FACE) vs Bryan Bain (HEEL)Quote: Mr. X attempted to drag Marxx's body towards the middle of the ring and try the pin if successful. As Mr.X. went for the pin Marxx did a sneak pin and gt the 1.2.3.
EEW X-Treme Championship-(C) Sanosuke (FACE) vs Saint Joey (HEEL)
Joey wins after hitting Sanosuke with a chiar to the head. EEW Vixens ChampionshipFatal Fourway-(C) Damita Ace (TWEENER) vs Mystique (FACE) vs Janelle Damone (FACE) vs Eva Draven (HEEL)No clear winner, but Damita retains.
EEW FTW Trophy:-Carnage Invitational FinalsHell in a Cell- Bryan Bain(HEEL) vs Joshua Danielson(FACE)Quote: Joshua had come too far, for too long, for this to end now! In a last ditch effort, while Bryan was trying to lock in the reverse full-nelson, Joshua would try to push his hands up, and grab Bryan for The Punishment! Bryan was caught in the anaconda vice, and he was force to the mat. Bryan screamed in pain as Joshua tightened the pressure on the move. But Bryan was determined to have the match play out in his favor. He used his feet and arched his back to relieve some of the tension. After a moment or two, Bryan maneuver his body to the side, away from Joshua. Then he went to push off with his legs and roll backwards over Joshua, looking to reverse the move into a pin. If successful Bryan would go to stretch out his legs and prop them up on the ropes for leverage, totally out of the sight of Ref, to pull out a dirty win. The ref counts 1! 2! 3! -C hris Cross, Ryuu Sakamoto, Lauri Henry, Freakshow, Saint Joey, KJ Newfoundland, Tyson Parks, Nuke Fusion and Duane Wages*KJ manages to eliminate Duane and is then eliminated by Cross for the win. First Time Ever!- Shadow (FACE) vs Travis Nightsky (HEEL)Quote: Later in the match: Travis again taunts Shadow and slaps him in the face, forcing the Smelly Emo Mo-Fo to pop up with the Black Mist spray and a Blackout to boot, returning to EEW a victor. - Snypa Rifle (FACE) vs Mike Landry (HEEL)Quote: His arm sockets and biceps in extreme pain, Snypa shakes the feeling out as "EEW!", "Snypa!" and "DGE!" chants rock the home of the Seattle Mariners as Snypa barely gets to his knees and finally a squat position, barely holding on. While the Innovator insists that this match is over, Snypa attempts to further prove that point in his own favor, while proving Landry wrong, by springing up and dragging Landry back down into the Call to Death! The submission battle went back and forth and finally Snypa had his hold locked in, body scissors and full nelson fully applied. Mike was running out of breath from the two dibilitating factors and he was beginning to fade. However he had one last chance to steal the win, and Landry tried rolling on his side to try to pin Snypa's shoulders down under him, using his free legs for a partial bridge so that he could stack Snypa up! The ref is checking to see if Landry's about to submit. Snypa's focused on the submission, but he never realizes the flaw in his manuever as the referee slaps the mat, thinking that he has the pin. "One!" "Two!" "Three!" Is it a draw? No! "How A Heart Breaks" blares through the PA system! - Jacob Meyers (FACE) vs Nuke Fusion (HEEL)Jacob who? - Joshua Danielson (FACE) vs Matt Stone (HEEL) And the Speed Champion, Matt Stone, gets the upset! I Quit Match- Diego Alva (FACE) vs Atrocity (HEEL) Quote: Ending of the match: Ironically, Atrocity has Diego in a predicament similar to two years ago. Only there's a iron cross in the ring and Diego is suspended from it. Atro smiles as he holds a barbed wire steel chair in his hand, preparing for a Gas Mask strike. In the other hand is a mic.. "Come on, Diego! Say it! Say "I Quit," you son of a b***h!" Diego refuses, despite being broken, helpless and bloody. And Atrocity strikes, hitting the targeted ribs repeatedly to boos as the referee holds the mic to Diego, who after the twentieth strike, utters the dreaded words. Atrocity drops the chair and smiles as the bell rings... - KJ Newfoundland (FACE) vs Jed (HEEL)Quote: KJN goes for a Clotheslines, Jed ducks the clothesline then hits the ropes to rebound towards KJN. KJN goes for a big boot, Jed ducks it then hits the ropes, however this time Emily Grabs Jed leg and Jed falls face first into the canvas. KJN stands back watching as Jed started to stand up. Jed turned towards Emily and started to held a few words such as." What the ******** are you doing Emily??" Jed stood up straight and then spat on Emily. KJN walked forward behind Jed after he spat on her. Jed then turned to left and was met with a kick by KJN. KJN then grabbed Jed and lifted him straight into the air. Jed was in a vertical suplex position for a second before KJN start to spin around and then Jed was dropped face first in the middle of the ring. Jed laid in the middle of the ring after KJN just hit a spinning version of The Darkness. KJN shot the half nelson trying to pin Jed to end the match. The ref started the count as The crowd cheered. One! Two! Three! The crowd cheered as KJ Newfoundland just pin Jed. Sure Jed was first distracted by Emily to end the match, but KJN just beat a former Television/Saints, and Estremo champion. KJN career has probably just restarted after this match. Roley stood next to Emily now asking."What the hell?" Roley and Emily looked towards the ring as KJN stood above Jed's body for a few seconds before Jed tried to roll out of the ring. -Chris Cross (FACE) vs Bounty Hunter (HEEL) Quote: James wouldn't have been able to get very hard hits on Cross, as his only free arm would be on the opposite side of his body. Therefore, Cross didn't let up at all, even going as far as to wrench harder. James didn't have much to do. He tapped, his fourth match and fourth loss. He needed to step his game up soon. As his music begins to play over the PA system and the bell rings, Cross lets go of the hold and looks around, almost as if he was surprised he had won. Even as the fans cheered, he wasn't sure until they announced it. "Your winner by Submission, "The Redeemer" Christopher Cross!" This was the second match in EEW that wasn't finished with his own finisher, instead he ripped off two Canadians to win. He looks down at James on the mat for a moment, before dropping down and rolling out of the ring. A smile slowly crept across his face as the ref rolled out after him to raise his arm. Just doing his job. After having done that, he went back in to check on James, as Cross slapped the hands of any fans he could reach and slowly made his way up the ramp, stopping for a moment to look back towards the ring at his worthy opponent. He hoped he never fought that man again, as he would be feeling him for a long time. This was his last thought before exiting the stage area. James got up slowly. He had bleed in the ring, he had been wounded in this ring and he had lost in this ring. In his old home he had won, he had made men bleed in many fights. He looked around and could see the referee in his face. James head butted the referee and stopped the man's fall by grabbing his shirt. He clutched his fist and pounded in the man's face until it bled. He still got it. He dropped the referee, picked up his belt, his gun, his coat and his hat before leaving the arena. - The Angel (FACE) vs Duane Wages (HEEL)Angel Excommunicates Wages after a missed Sensational Drive-By! - The Pimps (FACE) vs Lauri Henry and Damien Le (HEEL)((12-13 days... auto win)) Quote: Damian eventually makes the tag back to Lauri and with a quick double DDT on YM, Lauri goes for the pin. YM's partner Pimp rushed into the ring to try and break the pin attempt only to stopped by a clothesline from a seemly exhausted Damian as the ref slaps the at for the 3 count. - Earl Jenkins (FACE) vs Matt Draven (HEEL)Quote: Apperantly Earl was still pretty wet behind the ears. If he had enough time to get up, what made him think Matt couldn't? Well, Earl's brashness played right into Matt's hands. How? Earl went for the low dropkick and Matt sprang upwards and allowed earl under him! As he came down Matt quickly attempted a pin! Earl was struggling in the pin 1...2...3.... Earl was pinned for three quick seconds but broke out and sprung up as it seemed like the ref just wanted to end it Earl began argueing with the referee "THAT WAS NOT THREE SECONDS!!!!" Nevertheless the ref called the pin fall as earl loses his 3rd straight match . Even though he had won, Matt wasn't quite done yet. No, that was a horrible end to the match in his opion, but he was going to fix that! How? By standing behind the preoccupied Jenkis and attempting a powerful, surprise KNOCKOUT superkick once he turned around! - Sakamoto Ryuu (FACE) vs Majin Inferno (HEEL)Special Celebrity Match-Claire Hawkins w/Lauri Henry(TWEENER) vs Chris Brown(HEEL) Quote: Claire patted Snypa gently on the cheek before pushing Matt off of Brown. Then she simply placed a boot upon Brown's chest in a smug pin attempt! And the referee gets down to count the fall. "One..." "Two...." "THREE!" The bell rings. Larry Mooney: "Here is your winner, "The Hardcore Witch" Claire Hawkins!!" Claire raised both of her arms above her head and smiled. She had warned Brown, but did he listen? No hee didn't and he paid the price! With her music playing, she grabbed Snpya by the hand and began to lead him to the back! A little post match planning or celebration - Bianca vs Artemis Artemis then ran at Bianca and attempted to clothesline her over the top rope!!! Bianca then left. - Jed and "Royal" Rick Roley Promotional Speaking! Quote: "Royal" Rick Roley enters the arena first to huge jeers from the crowd, no music is played but he does have a mic in his hand! "Introducing, the only other person that matters.....wait, he IS Matter. The next EEW World Heavyweight Champion........JED!!" Power and Glory I didn't think that I had a debt to pay 'Til they came to take what I had left away You said you wouldn't put me to the test today But I remember you saying that yesterday Clips from Jed matches were complied with make a new entrance video. Footage of Jed as the masked man Flap jacking Emily through the table was shown. Then Jed unmasking in front of a sold out arena. Footage of Rick Roley was shown too. Jed and Roley shaking hands. Then it flashed to Jed hitting many Running European Uppercuts to Harli, Marxx, and many more. It showed footage from R.W.A. for example XW superkick Jed off the top rope into and announce table. Also it showed Jed winning the Estermo title, Saints, and Television Title! Showed footage of Jed winning matches against Marxx, Matt Shanahan, Saint Joey, and Snypa! Jed walked out from the backstage area as Rick Roley introduced Jed. Jed as wearing a suit to the ring because he thought why not dress the part of a champion, even though he isn't the champion? Jed walked to the middle of the top of the ramp. He stopped while looking left. Then Jed slowly turn his head facing the other parts of the crowd that hates him so much. Jed started to walk after a few seconds of looking at everyone. He walked down to the ring as people tried to throw trash at him, but of course security had been beefed up and stop some of the people. Jed stopped at the bottom of the ramp to do exactly what he just did at the top of the ramp. To look at everyone in the audience. Jed stood there for five more seconds before walking up the steel steps, walking on the apron, and entering the Extreme Entertainment Wrestling ring. Jed walked past Roley towards the opposite corner, he would then jump to the second rope, while watching the crowd watch him. He stood on the ropes watching the crowd just waiting for that right movement. Jed stepped down from the turnbuckle as he took the microphone out of his back pocket. He walked to Roley whispered something in his ear. Roley then got out of the ring after a second or two of talking to Jed. Jed turned towards the main camera looking straight at the camera while a stern look on his face. Jed looked left as he raised the microphone to his lips. Jed turned his head right preparing to speak. "My names is Jed. Plain and Simple. I'm the only thing that matters." The crowd booed Jed as he said just these words. " However! In the next coming months thing will be changing. And it begins tonight. Because Tonight I'm going to do something I was going to do awhile ago. I'm going to do a little shooting exercise. The people on the chopping block tonights are my former friends. Saint Joey, Matt Shanahan, Snypa, Marxx, and many more. But I'm saving the best for last. I'm very busy so lets get straight into this shoot contest!! " The crowd wasn't sure what to think so they just kept listening onto what Jed was saying. " Saint Joey and Matt Shanahan. " The crowd gave a good reaction to these names. " Joey. You lazy b*****d just like Matt Shanahan. A few months ago before I "retired." I suggested this idea to these two wrestlers. You know fake my retirement, steal Emily, and get the gold from Harli, at any means. Now before I move on past these d**k suckers that either drink tea or play an online game instead of training I'd like to say. ******** You. I'm not the backstage politician, You two are. Get use to the facts. You stupid pieces of shits!!" The crowd was made up of workers, smarks, and marks. Marks were confused by some of the lingo, however the rest of the crowd was not confused as Jed spoke. Jed looked towards the tron as he lowered the microphone to think of another thing to say. Jed glance down for a second as Roley nodded on. Jed turned back towards the the cameras while hoisting the microphone back to his lips. "All I know is that I've defeat both of them for gold. Joey for Saints and Matt for Estremo. So in my book chalk two up for me. A man that can beat a saint and a hardcore god. " Jed paused for a second then said. " So that's three zero. 1st being God himself, then Saint, and then a Hardcore god. Lets move on to another "god?" That being a god of fire. Snypa." Jed paused as the crowd cheered the name. "I'll make this short, just like his title and career, Snypa you are on of the few that can hurt me. Without touching me. Instead you hurt my wife. I love my wife, and my son Reggie. When you powerbombed her into a fire cross. You pissed me off so much. I know that was to teach me something, however I don't listen to loser like you. I became the Television champion from beating, who was that again, oh wait that was you!" Jed pointed at the camera really to express himself. Jed lowered his hands while looking into the camera. " So lets re score this. Four to zero. "This is to my two good "friends" out there. Marxx and Harli!! What the hell do think you were doing? Marxx, the god of the DSC! Why? Why did you turn on me. Trying to steal my wife Mary from me? I have already beaten for my Television championship, but somehow you got my title.. But the way I see it is. I am the better man, wait I am not just a man I am Matter! I push everyone to the limits and over the top rope. For example the next person on the chopping block. Harli, a god of the people. A god of Australia. I remember awhile back I beat easily! You couldn't even touch me, however you got the world title before me. I wonder each night how is this? How is it that I've beaten some many people to only hold the estremo title and television title? A few months ago at One Night Stand, before my match with Marxx, I stood wondering why am I here? Why am I not in the main event wrestling for my world title? Then I noticed the card. I stood back letting other politic their way to the top. Me I stood watching One Night Stand thinking It is time for a change, I am done trying help others before myself. That is when I looked at my contract and decide it is time. Time to use my advantage, just like everyone else. I'm going to start taking the easy way out of things. " The crowd booed. "What I've deserved the chance at my EEW world title! Let us look at the scored board. Six to zero! I've beaten six gods of wrestling. That make me a god killer, however I don't care for that name, I am just clearly, plain and simple, Matter! " Jed raised his right arm as some trash flew into the ring almost hitting Jed. " Now that I've mentioned the world title their is really just one more god I want to beat. That is the God of time as he calls himself. I think " Jed's microphone was then cut as he was speaking. Jed looked towards the tron. Wondering who it could be. "Matter? Is that what you're referring to yourself now? What matters is ME?" Chrono said as the titantron featured him, and his crew Team Carnage. "Jed, Jed, Jed.. First of all welcome back, I see that you ally yourself with that Rick Astley wanna be, fair enough. He suits you. You claim to silence gods, but allow me to set the records straight for you." Chrono showed a picture of Matt Shanahan. "This man, claims to be the God of punks.. I suppose the God of Emos was already taken. There's nothing impressive about this man, and since he is a 'Man' he is not a god. Next candidate.." Chrono said A picture of Saint Joey showed. "This man claims to be a Saint, not a God. There for he is not a god, and allow me to illustrate that to obtain Saint hood one must make three miracles. The only Miracle this man has made is the miracle of me not firing him. I'll just make a note, the only good thing that he has done has allied himself with Nuke, thus saving his job." Harli and Marxx were shown on the screen. "Marxx and Harli, what's there to say about them? I beat them BOTH in back to back shows. They kneeled before their god just like everyone else... Moving on.." Chrono said as he paced back and forth. "Then the Snypa Rifle, this man doesn't claim to be the god of fire. He was given that role by me, and I can take it away just like that.. Pooof its gone. You're no killer of Gods, Jed. You're just a piece of garbage that got lucky, me? I make my own luck. Now lets just see how lucky you are Mr. God Killer... When I turn over this hourglass..." Chrono said as he turned over the Hourglass, and the feed repeated.. The Crowd Roared with approval, as Every Member of Team Carnage was in the ring behind Jed and Roley. Roley slide into the ring as Chrono began speaking. Jed and Roley listen while Jed looked around, like the veteran he is, to make sure there were no sneak attacks. Of course Jed saw members coming, but forgot to tell Roley as Jed acted somewhat normal while looking at Chrono. As soon as the feed started to repeat Jed new it was time to go. Jed turned to see members sliding into the ring. Roley on the other hand kept watching Chrono's promo while Jed slide out to go towards the back. "Ms. Marvel" Karla attempted the first move as she was going to attempt a Cutter to Roley. While she might not have been a wrestler, she sure could fly! Yuke would wait until Roley would be laid out before scaling the ropes, and attempting her BAMF! (Double Jump Moonsault) Chrono decided on a more tactical approach and would put Roley in his submission sharpshooter type move. When all that was done. Roley turned around to get by the cutter. Roley slowly tried to get up, but he was assaulted by the BAMF! Roley laid on the canvas as he was begin put into the sharpshooter. Jed watched on pissed thinking he should go back to the ring, but stayed their top have the crowd chant. "You're a p***y!" Chrono held the hold in as he listened to Roley scream in pain. "Beg for forgiveness from your GOD!" Chrono yelled out, as Yuke and Karla got into Roley's face yelling at him. "It doesn't mattter if you say your matter.. For I am Anti-matter, and with four more letters and a hyphen I am better than YOU!" Chrono said to Jed as he finally let Roley go as the duo of Karla and Yuke continued their assult on Roley. Jed watched on as insult in his heads were going to be said, but he decided to save them for later. Jed left to the backstage area as Roley tried to leave.
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Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 10:20 am
September-October Burn Burn- Live from United Center in Chicago, Illinois Harli vs Joshua Danielson- Main Event The descendant of the Drummond Clan and the Punisher fought tooth and nail. A Hell's Gate like maneuver trapped Danielson, leaving him no option but to pin Harli. At the same time the referee made the three count, Danielson was forced to submit to the hold. No clear-cut winner could be determined as two referees conflicted to determine who the winner was but decided on a draw. Rhamm def. Matt Draven The returning True Animal didn't miss a beat. Matt Draven gave it everything he had against Rhamm, from introducing every weapon featured in hardcore wrestling to fighting the Master of the Pike's Peak all the way into the crowd and back toward the ring. But it was when Draven missed the Final Plunge that the True Animal inched in the Locked Horns for the submission victory in the center of the ring. What does the future hold for Rhamm as he climbs the ladder to the top of EEW? Mike Landry def. Scott Shock Mike Landry continued his roll of momentum after defeating the Demented Genius of Extreme in his own Taipei Deathmatch. Landry could go on to call himself the new EEW Television Champion after turning a potential Shock Therapy into the Heartbreaker to go on to Explicit Content to meet Marxx. Who will leave Explicit Content the Television Champion? Will it be the Innovator or the Midnight Role Mode? Chris Cross def. Matt Stone The EEW Speed Champion was allegedly arrested by U.S. Custom for having an expired green card, thus he was ineligible to compete., which gave Cross the forfeit victory. James Hunter and Cardok-Saint Connection def. Freakshow, Travis Nightsky, and Damian Le In a match that was supposed to feature the Snypa Rifle who decided to leave EEW for reasons unspecified, James Hunter managed to hold his own in what broke down into two-on-one after the CSC, Damian Le, and Travis Nightsky were arrested mid-match for illegal weapons found in their respective vehicles. Taking Freakshow out of the equation, Hunter's attention was finally focused on a one-on-one match where he got the win.
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Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 1:40 pm
Missing ResultsMonday Night Burn 10/01/09
Mafia TapOut? The Main Event-'The Talented One' Cartwright and Harli vs Poisin and Shadow -'The Talented One' Cartwright calls out Nuke! World Championship Tournament Semi-Final One-Rhamm vs Nuke World Championship Tournament Semi-Final Two-Jacob Meyers vs Jed -CwP vs Bryan Bain -Travis Nightsky vs Animok -Atrocity vs Jimmy Amore -Chris Cross vs Tsumura Renjiro vs Hangover Double Debut-Nitrous Oxide vs Mike Landry Stipulation=If TMP and Roxxie lose they must join Team Carnage-The Manhattan Project and Roxxie vs Team Carnage (Chrono and Yuke) Not Booked:-Kai (Selling Injury) Matt Shanahan (Inactive) Simon Price (Inactive) Johnny "Bloody" Raven (Inactive) Sean Rowe (Inactive) _________________________________ Thursday Night Drown 10/01/09
Steroid Scandal Continues! The Main Event-Marxx and Joshua Danielson vs Kelly King 2.0 w/Dylan Farr and Jonathan Riker -Sanosuke vs Freakshow -Mr. X vs Snypa -Minion w/Lauri Henry vs K-Dogg w/LAO -DJ and Tavarius vs Falco and Tyson Parks Fatal Fourway-Lauri Henry vs Ryuu Sakamoto vs Jed vs Joseph Lazarus -The Unholy Alliance w/Jarel Damone vs Adam Mastrocola and Steve Sparks Triple Threat Match-Pimp w/Young Money vs Richard Carter vs Kodiak w/Creeker -Ballsack Billy vs Silverback w/Tygre -David Damien Achilles va Tygre w/Silverback -Mat Draven vs Josh Burner -Janelle Damone vs Nikole Franklin w/Damita Ace -Bianca vs Christina Parks -Clair Hawkings and Eva Draven vs Miss Sphinx and Mystique Not Booked:-Esoteric (Selling Injury) Matt Shanahan (Inactive) Kevin Z (Inactive) Adam Mastrocola (Inactive) Monday Night Burn 10/04/09
Burning Before One Night Stand! The Main EventKnow Your Enemy Tag Team Match-Cartwright and Nuke vs Travis Nightsky and Chrono w/Yuke EEW ONS 2008 Re-Match-Harli vs Jed-Chris Cross vs Shadow -Chris Chaos vs Animok EEW 2008 Feud Re-Match- Mr. X vs Jacob Meyers EEW ONS 2008 Re-Match- Chris Chaos vs Johnathan RikerEEW ONS 2008 Re-Match- Lauri Henry vs Minion-Cardok-Saint Connection vs Poisin and Toxin -CwP vs Hangover -Tsumura Renjiro vs Mike Landry -The Manhattan Project w/Roxxie vs Nitrous Oxide Thursday Night Drown 10/04/09
Drowning Before One Night Stand! The Main EventKnow Your Enemy Tag Team Match-Marxx and Jed vs Johnathan Riker and Sanosuke EEW ONS 2008 Re-Match-Bloody Reich (Snypa and Atrocity) vs The Inquisistion (Tavarius and Esoteric) vs The Marines (Creeker and Kodiak) vs C2 ( Cartwright and Casey Bennett) EEW ONS 2008 Re-Match-Joshua Danielson vs Kelly King 2.0 w/Dylan Farr EEW ONS 2008 Re-Match-Zarel Damone vs Brandon Damone EEW ONS 2008 Re-Match-Sakamoto Ryuu vs Hangover EEW ONS 2007 Re-Match- Jacob Meyers vs Freakshow -Matt Shanahan and Josh Burner vs LAO -Pimp vs Falco -Richard Carter w/David Damien Achilles vs Adam Mastrocola -Mat Draven vs Tyson Parks EEW Womens Championship Contenders MatchEEW Three Fall Challenge-Mystique vs Janelle Damone vs Bianca vs Clair Hawkings vs Miss Sphinx vs Yuke vs Eva Draven vs Alexis Davids vs Roxxie World Championship Tournament Final- Rhamm vs Jed Quote: First to three pinfalls or submissions wins the match and a contenders match at One Night Stand! - Harli (C) vs RhammLoser Leaves EEW- 'The Talented One' Cartwright vs NukeCarnage Rules Inferno Match- Travis Nightsky vs ChronoIf Chrono wins, Travis joins Team Carnage. If Travis wins, Chrono leaves Burn. - Jarel Damone vs Kelly King 2.0EEW Saints TitleExtreme House of Church- Jed (C) vs Marxx- Joshua Danielson vs FreakshowX-Treme ChampionshipHuman Torch Match- Johnathan Riker (C) vs SanosukeLast Man Standing Match- Lauri Henry vs K-DoggEEW World Tag Team Championships- Cardok-Saint Connection (C) vs LAO (187 and Hotstuff)Special Referee=Mr. Jaydan- Blue Angel vs Bryan Bain- Snypa Rifle vs Mike Landry- The Marines vs V8 Crew- Mr. X vs LazEEW Womens Championship- Damita Ace (C) vs ???- Claire Hawkings vs Miss Sphinx- Bianca vs Jenny ShenmuEstremo Showcase Match- Hangover vs Jimmy Amore vs Tsumura Renjiro vs Kai Lane vs Tavarius vs Nathan "Minion" Graves vs Adam Mastrocola vs Richard Carter- Atrocity vs Chris CrossEEW Debut- Sakamoto Ryuu vs Sixty Six- KJ Newfoundland vs Young Money w/PimpSpeedEEW Speed Championship- Matt Stone (C) vs Brantly- Bounty vs Randy Rhodes- El Anim vs Earl JenkinsEEW Speed Tag Team Championships- The Harris Brothers vs The Icons vs The Dragon Gods (C) - Duane W vs Brody RobinsonMonday Night Burn 10/06/09
Chrono In Command! Main Event-Harli vs Chrono- Rhamm and Joshua Danielson vs Mike Landry and Matt Stone - Ryuu Sakamoto vs Freakshow -CSC vs The Damones- Snypa vs Bounty Hunter -Atrocity XXX vs Lauri Henry-Jimmy Amore and Adam Mastrocola vs The Preditorz-Tsumura Renjiro vs Pimpin' w/Young Money -World Champion Celebration Promo Winner moves to Burn/Loser moves to Speed- El Anim vs The Manhattan Project w/Roxxie -SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT FOR JULY PPV! Thursday Night Drown 10/06/09
Drowns Birthday Show! Main EventTriple Threat EEW World Championship Contenders Match-Marxx vs Kelly King 2.0 vs Nuke Fusion Retirement Match-Matt Shanahan vs Jacob Figgins EEW Saints Championship Contenders Match- Mr. X vs Chrono Return Match- Saint Joey vs Mat Draven - Jacob Meyers vs Richard Carter Submission Match-The Angel vs Bryan BainEEW X-Treme Championship Match- Sanosuke (C) vs Duane Wages vs Earl Jenkins vs Nitrous Oxide - Tyson Parks vs Joseph Lazarus -Hangover and KJ Newfoundland vs LAO - The Marines vs Josh Burner and David Damien Achilles Qualification Match for the Fatal Fourway EEW Womens Championship Match-Mystique vs Bianca Qualification Match for the Fatal Fourway EEW Womens Championship Match- Janelle Damone vs Claire Hawkings Qualification Match for the Fatal Fourway EEW Womens Championship Match-Eva Draven vs Yuke Debut Match- Emily Cullen vs Miss Sphinx -SPECIAL DROWN RETROSPECTIVE!
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Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 10:22 pm
Thursday Night Drown 15/09/09
Live from Belfast, Ireland
Main EventEEW X-Treme ChampionshipMr X. def. (C) Saint Joey (HEEL) after an X-Bomb! -Saint Joey promos on his title victory! Stretcher MatchYuke def. Marxx after hitting the 'The Spicy Side of Life!' If Yuke wins, she gets a contenders shot at Cyber Carnage PPVThe Angel def. Jed Jed saw Angel duck clothesline. He wasn't sure if he ran to the other side or not. But he thought he would be ready. When Jed was near the ropes he would try for a spring board American Made Cutter! ~Angel simply stood and watched Jed, and seeing him jump onto the ropes must have jest sent Angel into auto-pilot as he attempted to Excommunicate Jed as he came off the ropes!!~ Jed sprang off the second ropes with some force must people wish they had. Once Jed turned in mid air he knew he was screwed because he took a chance and it didn't pay off. Jed had rotated for the European Uppercutter, but he caught with a, shot of the night, superkicked to the head by Angel. After Jed was kick a loud sound could be heard by everyone in the crowd. The crowd was silent as Jed was in the air and got kick. Once he got kicked the crowd jumped to their feet in excitement. Jed end up landing on the canvas face down in which he made a full rotation from once he left the ropes to the canvas. ~Angel fell to his knees, quickly trying to secure the victory by attempting to shoot the half and roll Jed on to his shoulders to secure the victory~ The ref began the count as soon as Jed's shoulders where on the canvas. The crowd chanted with the refs count. One! Two! Three! Jed laid there as the bell rang give Angel probably one of his biggest win to date in EEW! -Jed Promo about Emily, Harli, world title and a few other things. Power and Glory I didn't think that I had a debt to pay 'Til they came to take what I had left away You said you wouldn't put me to the test today But I remember you saying that yesterday Clips from Jed matches were complied with make a new entrance video. Footage of Jed as the masked man Flap jacking Emily through the table was shown. Then Jed unmasking in front of a sold out arena. Footage of Rick Roley was shown too. Jed and Roley shaking hands. Then it flashed to Jed hitting many Running European Uppercuts to Harli, Marxx, and many more. It showed footage from R.W.A. for example XW superkick Jed off the top rope into and announce table. Also it showed Jed winning the Estermo title, Saints, and Television Title! Showed footage of Jed winning matches against Marxx, Matt Shanahan, Saint Joey, and Snypa! Jed walked out from the backstage area with Rick Roley. Jed was wearing a suit to the ring because he thought why not dress the part of a champion, even though he isn't the champion? Jed walked to the middle of the top of the ramp. He stopped while looking left. Then Jed slowly turn his head facing the other parts of the crowd that hates him so much. Jed started to walk after a few seconds of looking at everyone. He walked down to the ring as people threw trash at him, but of course security had been beefed up to stop all the people. Jed stopped at the bottom of the ramp to do exactly what he just did at the top of the ramp. To look at everyone in the audience. Roley slide into the ring with a microphone Jed stood there for five more seconds before walking up the steel steps, walking on the apron, and entering the Extreme Entertainment Wrestling ring. Jed walked past Roley towards the opposite corner, he would then jump to the second rope, while watching the crowd watch him. He stood on the ropes watching the crowd just waiting for that right movement. Jed stepped down from the turnbuckle as he took the microphone out of his back pocket. He walked to Roley whispered something in his ear. Roley then got out of the ring after a second or two of talking to Jed. Jed turned towards the main camera looking straight at the camera while a stern look on his face. Jed looked left as he raised the microphone to his lips. Jed turned his head right preparing to speak. "My Name is --" Harli then rushed through the crowd and jumped over the barricade and slide into the ring. Once Harli was in the ring, he would attempt to kick Jed in the back of the head. Jed had been walking around in the ring while speaking, so when Harli went for the kick Jed was hit the shoulders which made Jed turn towards Harli from momentum. Harli went for a few punches to Jed's face Jed was punched once, then twice before Jed tried to fight back with his own fists to Harli's face. Harli staggered back from Jed's punches, as Harli would try a close range spear . Jed was tackled down by Harli as Emily and Roley watched on. Jed was on the ground with Harli on top; however Jed would try to move Harli to be on the ground and try for some punches to him. Harli tried to pin Jed down before he could try to move, with his left arm compressed on his throat, while with his right hand, Harli tried to deliever a few hard punches to Jed's face Harli was able to keep Jed down and Jed kept getting punched when Roley decide to try to knock Harli over with a tackle. Harli was tackled off Jed by Roley. Harli then gets to his feet and turning his attention on Roley . Roley looked at Harli while putting his hands up trying to stop Harli. Jed yelled at Emily to come to him. Emily stood next to Jed as Jed spoke to her. Harli then went to wrap his hands around Roley's neck, Harli would then try to lift Roley for a double handed chokeslam Emily walked behind Harli as Harli lifted Roley into the air. Emily then went to give Harli a low blow. Jed - The rp/wrestler that wont be recognized for being the best because people don't like him. Even though he just floats around in guilds and he still has better matches than most people.Harli let go of Roley as he crumbled to the ground, not knowing what happened . Emily started to walk away, but was grabbed by Jed. Jed then said." Kick him." Emily trying to walk away but Jed grabbed Emily's hair and dragged him towards Harli. Jed then looked ta Harli who was holding himself. "Kick him now!! Jed said this while his neck vains were showing and saliva started to come out of his mouth. Emily went to kick Harli in the face. Harli rolled around, covering his face from Emily's kick Roley gave Jed a microphone. Jed kneeled down by Harli and tried to grab his hair trying to look him eye to eye while he would say something. "You see that Harli? Doesn't matter how much she loves you! She is mine because she signed a contract stating that I control her. Your probably thinking how? I will simply say this. "******** you Harli!" Jed went to let go and tried to stomp a few times onto Harli's head while he is a little dazed. Harli was stomped by Jed. After Jed finished the stomps, Harli found himself unable to move Jed, Roley, and Emily all left the ring as Emily started to cry. Harli began to bring himself to his feet as he was feeling betrayed by Emily Contenders Match to the EEW X-Treme Championship-Nitrous Oxide (FACE) def. Duane Wages (HEEL) by pinning him 1.2.3. -The Angel setting the records straight about Brian Bain, The Highway to Hell match, and Chrono -Mystique and Raine (FACE) def. Yuke and Vanima (HEEL) -Raine Promo! EEW Debut-Bianca (FACE) def. Tiami Tyler (HEEL) with a shoulder tackle! Triple Threat Match-Claire Hawkins def. Eva Draven & Emily Cullen after making Emily tap to the abdominal stretch! Return Match- Poisin (FACE) def. Kelly King 2.0 by making him tap out to a bear hug!! Return MatchHangover def. KJ Newfoundland by pinning him. EEW Debut- Guy 'Fox' Cancer (FACE?) def. Nuke Fusion 1.. 2.. 3! Nuke was pinned for the 3 count and Guy picks up the win! Bryan Bain def. Marxx after a spike DDT.
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Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 10:38 pm
EEW Explicit Content Card
EEW at the Leeds Arena
Main Event
EEW WorldChampionship
I Quit Match
-(C) Kelly King 2.0 (HEEL) def. Harli (FACE)Set to a 10 page limit! EEW X-Treme Championship Mr. X's breathing was light. He had been winded when his back collided with the floor of the outside of the ring. The ref looked towards Yuke and then the current X-Treme champion who had been down. This was all legal due to the fact that whenever a referee was present, the title was to be defended regardless of the circumstance. Yuke had backed up after the high knee to the face was ready to strike again as Mr. X slowly stood up. In a rather sadistic matter, Yuke came close to Mr. X and struck across the face with a hard right that sent him nearly back to his a** but he kept his balance as his right leg went behind him. Yuke's left arm came towards the bridge of Mr. X's nose, but Mr. X managed to duck under the punch. His own left arm came up into the air and caught her right by he collar bone, but he made no intention to strike her. Mr. X had never really agreed with fighting women, but would do what he needed to do in order to retain his title. He hooked onto the EEW Vixen and rose her into the air, slamming her on her back with a Book End, to the crowd's cheers. Mr. X stayed on his knees, beads of sweat dripping down his face. He basically crawled away, trying to get back to KJ, but due to Yuke being basically at 100%, his signature move wasn't enough to keep her down for long. The blue skinned woman rose to her feet as Mr. X stood, unknowingly that she had risen basically at the same time he had. Mr. X was a few feet from KJ, but Yuke stopped in his tracks by yanking on his right shoulder, swinging again with her right hand. The Xtreme champion basically for saw this and blocked it, despite being fatigued, but Yuke took advantage of his current condition, striking him in the stomach with a strong kick to the gut having him slouch over. Hooking Mr. X's arms in a pedigree like position, Yuke gracefully jumps over and on top of Mr. X, her knees pressed onto his back and uses her momentum to vault him over her and have her knees drive hard into his back as her backside touched to the floor. Mr. X had basically been immobilized by Yuke's Flipping Backstabber, "Spicy Side of Life." Mr. X laid limp, cursing in his mind as Yuke covered him for the pin. "1!... 2!... 3!..." DING! DING! DING! "And here's your winner and the NEW EEW Xtreme Champion... Yuke!" Mr. X laid on the outside of the ring in the fan area in complete disbelief. How the hell did he let her catch him off guard like that? Yuke had been handed the title, hoisting up in the air while standing over Mr. X's body. While everyone was paying attention to Yuke just winning the match Duane was trying to grab KJ's sword from Amanda. While Amanda was putting up a fight Duane would attempt to bring his right hand back and slap her like a pimp trying to get the upperhand and run off with the sword! Amanda was 'pimped' slap and fall to the ground as Duane ran off with Perdão. KJ ran over to Amanda to see if she was alright and watch Duane as he ran off with his sacred sword! By surprise, Yuke takes the championship... eek EEW Television Championship
Mike Landry def. MarxxLandry keeps Marxx grounded for quite a while, reminding everyone that he isn't just a tag team specialist and a flashy competitor, but he has a nasty ground game. He transfers from the chinlock to a ground abdominal stretch with a half chinlock, rubbing the point of his elbow into Marxx's ribcage for some added discomfort. Marxx is a competitor though and resists the submission. He is able to get his legs up, kicking Mike in the face and forcing him to relieve some of the pressure. With this extra room Marxx is able to bring Landry and himself back up to their feet, and finally pop his hips up and execute a reverse crucifix roll that puts Marxx on top in a lateral press! "1...2..." Landry kicks out of the surprise pin attempt and rolls backwards to his feet into the ropes, and Marxx does as well. The rebound back at eachother and Landry tries to lift him up for a spinebuster, but Marxx rolls over the shoulder and executes a schoolboy. "1...2..." Landry kicks out again and picks Marxx's legs, this time he goes for a Jacknife pin. "1...2..." And Marxx kicks out of Landry's attempt, bridging his shoulders and fighting Landry's weight. The two bridge up and Marxx spins it into his advantage, until he gets Landry in a backslide pin. "1...2..." Landry kicks out again, holding Marxx's neck he keeps him down and is able to spin into a Majistral Cradle. "1...2..." Marxx kicks out once again and waits for Landry to get up so he can scoop him into a small package. "1...2..." Landry has to kick out one more time and when he does both men get some distance from eachother and take a pause as the audience lets out an uproarous cheer for the incredible technical display. Marxx keeps the party going, clapping for the crowd but Landry isn't sure how he is supposed to respond, so he simply flips them off and tells them to shut their fat traps while he's working. The two ease back into the center of the ring and this time Marxx offers a test of strength. Mike accepts, but in doing so he kicks the right arm to break the grip, then rolls his right leg over Marxx's left arm and rolls him into a cross armbar on the ground, once again working the submission. With Marxx on his back he didn't have much to do while his elbow was being torqued, but he did have the ability to roll towards the arm and alleviate some of the pressure, as well as rolling Landry into another form of a schoolboy by stacking him up like that. "1...2..." Landry didn't necessarily kick out, but he did pop his hips to release the hold on the armbar, then roll under the arm and take the back of his opponent and this time secure a hammerlock on the left arm. This time Marxx was stuck under Landry's weight and couldn't move, and Mike used this advantage to raise up his knee and slam it right into the targeted joint. Once, twice, three times before he finally let it go and Marxx rolled away holding his left arm. Marxx nursed his arm as Landry mocked him, pretending his arm was hurt and whining like a baby. He gave him little time to rest as he approached him, kicking Marxx in the gut once he stood and grabbing the left arm again, wrenching the arm and placing his right arm on the joint, before dropping it onto his knee as an armbreaker. He let it sink in, then jumped up and did it again for even more impact. Marxx tried to fight out, delivering a few punches to the gut with his free arm, but Landry stuffed it with a quick elbow to the side of his opponent's face. Landry wrenched out the arm again and then backed up, into the corner where he began to climb the turnbuckle and walking the ropes ala Old School. But instead of dropping down with an elbow drop across the back, Landry draped his leg over Marxx's injured arm and jumped off, riding a leg drop all the way down over the injured apendage. The crowd "oooh'd" as the witnessed the impact before Landry went for a casual cover with a lateral press. "1...2..." And Marxx was able to shoot his right shoulder up to stop the count. Landry wasn't discouraged, and he immediatly went back to the arm like a pitbull, this time turning it into a top wrist lock on the ground. Landry was as comfortable as could be and ordered the referee to ask Marxx if he wanted to quit. He did so but Marxx shoot his head, gritting his teeth and searching frantically for a way out before his arm was broken. At last the idea came to him. Marxx bridged his body as he did before when kicking out of the jacknife pin, holding himself up by his head and his toes before finally kicking off with his legs and rolling backwards, which forced Landry up to his feet and allowed Marxx to snap off an arm drag which made the crowd cheer frantically. Landry charged in to take over again but Marxx arm dragged him again! Mike got back up a little slower and Marxx was ready for him and hits the Jagerbomb, stopping Landry in his tracks! Marxx stalks Landry and waits for him to rise, which takes a while after being knocked silly by the last powerbomb, then ducks behind Landry and hits the Canadian Legsweep which floors him again. Marxx goes for a pinfall attempt, thinking he'd done enough to keep Landry down. "1...2..." But the challenger is able to shoot a shoulder up to save himself from the fatal three. Marxx is growing tired of the match and knows he has to put Landry away quickly if he was going to walk away with his belt, and so he forced Mike up to his feet with his good right arm and hoists him up on his shoulder, getting ready for Leaving Marxx... Yuke, the current number one contender to the title came out from the crowd as the crowd roared. She grabbed the EEW TV title and dashed into the ring. As Landry was hit with the Leaving Marxx, Yuke hit him with the belt. She looked at both of the fallen extremists, as she put Landry on top of Marxx as the ref began to count. Landry had no idea where he was, but where he was was ontop of an unconcious champion while the ref was counting a pin. "1...2...3!" This is how a heart breaks! "Here is your winner and -new- EEW Television Champion, The Heartbreaker Mike Landry!" The referee had to wake Landry up to tell him he'd won and hand him his belt, but when he was finally concsious he acted like it was his plan the entire time, celebrateing his latest win. He rolled out of the ring with his brand new belt, immediatly fastening it around his waist like it belonged there the whole time. Now both members of -The- Tag Team had gold around their waists, and it was just a matter of time in Landry's mind that tag gold would come next. As Landry leaves, a distorted voices plays throughout the PA system. "Soon enough....soon, it will end..."
-FTW Title Award Ceremony - PromoDr. Karla Sofen, Team Carnage Administrator was in the ring to start things off this evening. She had a black leather briefcase in her hand, and a microphone in the other. "Illegal Viewing 2009, History was made.. We declared the winner of the the Team Carnage Invitational Tournament, and that winner achieved a first..." The fans began having a mixed reaction, but there were noticeable signs reading: "FTW BAIN!!" "Hollywood ********" "Bain Rulz" etc "Tonight, I am out here to introduce a dawning of a new era of EEW, I'm out here right now to crown EEW's first ever FTW Champion!! So if I could have a Mr. Brian Bain come out now please..." she said softly Celldweller - Switchback Just then Bryan came walking from the back, the crowd immediately giving Bryan a negative response. He had on nice black slacks, and black dress shoes. Along with a black button up shirt with the sleeves rolled up. He also had on his stunna shades, and a platinum chain and watch. Bryan walked with a cocky smirk as he head to the ring. Approaching the ring, Bryan rushed up the steps and and wiping his feet on the apron before casually stepping in between the ropes. Bryan then approached Dr. Karla Sofen and offered Team Carnage's Administrator a gentle handshake. Giving her a thank you with out the help of a mic. Karla nodded, and shook Brian's hand and handed him the new title. "Congradulations Mr. Bain for being our First ever EEW FTW Champion! Now see this title is a little unlike any other. Allow me to explain, the current holder get's to pick what type of match he or she want's to defend his title in. Tonight however, you don't get that luxury.. Tonight we've decided to test your skills in your first title defense in a Triple Threat Extreme Iron-man match!" She said as the crowd roared with approval. "So Mr. Bain, in the event that you DO win this triple threat match tonight, any ideas as to what type of match you plan on choosing for your next title defense?" she said casually. Bryan took the title and then grabbed the mic with Karla's hand still on it. "Well I'd like to thank You Karla, and your boss, Chrono. I'd like to add that you two are doing a wonderful job at running the place, and you both know talent when you see it. A prime example of that is giving me a shot at this very title. Now onto business.. Tonight I going against Freakshow, The Mad Professor." Bryan said making fun of Freakshow's nickname. "And the Sensational, Duane Wages.." Bryan said in a mocking tone. "In a three way, and in which I will without a shadow of a doubt come out on top. Cause as far as those two are concerns they're scraps. As for my next title defense. I'm gonna make it real simple... A Ladder Match." Bryan said sternly in the mic. He then released the mic and Karla's hand. "Oh flattery will get you know where but the top Mr. Bain, so please more for my sake!" she laughed. "Now then, We would also like to present Mr. Bain with this check for $100,000 for winning the tournament as well. So once again congradulations go to Mr. Bryan Bain for his big win!" Bryan slung the belt over his shoulder and grabbed the $100,000 check with joy. Grabbing the mic and Karla's hand once again. "Thank you once again Karla, and I'd also like to thank my adoring fans as well." Bryan said to the boo of the crowd. "Thank you." Bryan then released the mic and Karla's hand and waved to the crowd with a toothy smile, obviously full of himself. Then suddenly gold, black, and silver confetti fell from the ceiling of the arena as Bryan's music once again hit the PA. Bryan then raised the title into the air with his free hand, as the camera faded to another another PPV segment. EEW FTW Trophy
Extreme Ironman - 7 Pages
Duane Wages def. Bryan Bain and FreakshowBryan was standing in the ring after the man had disappeared. So looking around he had to act fast if he wanted to get out this match with his title in hand. So he walked over to Duane and went to kick him right in the jaw as he tried to stand. If successful Bryan would rush over to Freakshow and try to kick him right in the head. If that too was successful Bryan would quickly for a cover on the Evil Genius. The kick connected, hard. He went limp, nearly falling out of the ring. Bryan pulled him back, and got the pin. 1..2...3! It was evened out between Duane and Bryan! EEW World Tag Team Championship
-Lauri Henry and Kurone Clepsydra def. all
-Chrono Open Challenge Promo Carnage rules!
Rockin' and rollin' my way through town,
Yeah, baby, I get around,
Make mine murder, paint the town red,
Squash any spider, hanging by a thread
You can't run,
I'm having too much fun,
Listen all you fools,
Don't you know that carnage rules?
Told you once, I won't tell you twice,
Heed my word and pay my price.Chrono comes out of the curtain, and pauses he raises his hands up carrying a title, and a sword as pyro stars explode in the air. Fire begins to run up and down the entrance ramp. Chrono enters the ring as their is a mixed reaction to the crowd.  Erica: So Mr. Clepsydra, you've been on quite a roll since the whole buying EEW.Elle: Some say you're a ruthless tyrant, and that you're running EEW into the ground.
Some are also plotting to over throw you. As we've all noted on the past episode of Burn.Eve: You've made several appearances since then, not in the ring but behind the scenes.
Can you tell us what's been going on with Chrono?Chrono: Well ladies... Might I say you three are looking as ravishing as ever.
The Evolutia Triplets everyone! Be sure to catch them commentating on EWA! ~ The crowd roared and made whistling noises because of the Triplets~ " Now, to answer your questions and comments.
First I'd like to point out that I'm no Barker, Jaydan, Foley or Heyman.
I DO get my hands dirty. I step in the ring, I wrestle and I still have time for my adoring fangirls.
Take a little while back I soundly defeated the reigning EEW Champion at the time Harli, and then a few days later
I defeated the Television Champion Marxx! Hell! Imagine if I were to have actually had them place their titles on the line. I'd be the EEW Champion and TV champion along with being the owner!
The way I see it is this, I've proven that I'm a far better owner than the FOUR combined! I wrestle, I bring in more money than they could and the EEW roster isn't being subjected to Owner's bickering and fighting all the damn time about who has the better roster? " Chrono looked up and smiled. He seemed calm, collected. Passionate about his ideals. He truly believed in himself. " Now they all have one single unified purpose..
Impress the fans, and impress me!!
Now sure I may have some underhanded methods, and do things differently than others but my ways are Just!
Team Carnage? Stars that I've selected to represent EEW, stars that deserve to be seen. Stars that I could tell were tired of being booked improperly, and paid s**t for risking everything..Getting nothing.." Chrono's face then changed, going from nice, calm and collected into something much more sadistic and sinister. " You see me as a Villain, and you're right..
I am the Villain in this story.. THE VILLAIN....
Meaning every punk a** wanna be who aspires to greatness, every assclown that thinks they have something to prove, every pig faced thirteen toed inbred son of a whore knows that I am in Charge!
They know that I don't back down.. I am a 35 time World Champion!
I have OVER 100 titles to my resume, and I am the right man for the job and if anyone in the back thinks they can do a better job than me!?!
Step up right now, and I'll make you see the End of Time...." I Can Do a Better Job than you!!!Carnage rules!
Rockin' and rollin' my way through town,
Yeah, baby, I get around,
Make mine murder, paint the town red,
Squash any spider, hanging by a thread
You can't run,
I'm having too much fun,
Listen all you fools,
Don't you know that carnage rules?
Told you once, I won't tell you twice,
Heed my word and pay my price.  Another Chrono comes out of the curtain, and pauses as the crowd has a mixed reaction about this new Chrono.. This one appeared to be more business like than the current Chrono who was in the ring. "I'm fact, I think I'm more than capable than doing a better job than you..." this Chrono said with a sly smirk. "After all... I am a thirty-five time World Champion and I have over one hundred titles to MY resume.." he said laughing. "Cute, reeaaaaal cute. So I take it you're supposed to be me huh? Well, there is only one God of Time, Me! So step up faker and let's throw down."Chrono said as he made a bring it taunt waiting for the other Chrono to enter the ring. "So be it.." Chrono said as he tossed the mic in the air. The other Chrono smirked, as he dashed an entered the ring as he attempted a flurry of blows to Chrono. Chrono was taken down and punched two times before he started blocking.
He flashed a sinister smile from underneath his arms. This Chrono, this impostor was notably faster than him, but there was something different. His moves weren't as strong as the force Chrono normally puts out.
"Faker!" Chrono said as he attempted to thrust the other Chrono off of him to get some offense in with a well placed headbutt. Chrono was thrown back, and was head-butted for his troubles. "Umph" he said as he fell to the mat. He immediately rose back up, a sadistic look on his face. "One cannot be fake, if he's better than the original" he said as he got to his feet. "Better than the original? I highly doubt that. For I am the only..." Chrono said
He stood up and faced the other Chrono "God of Time, and you.. Are obsolete...Irrelevant... Imperfect..."
Chrono said as he attempted a knee to Chrono's stomach.Before Chrono could say anything, he was immediately kneed in the chest. He bent down, holding his chest... His laughter could be heard even from his bent position. "Imperfect? Obsolete? You've got to be joking? I'll show you true perfection.." he said as he stood up. He stared down Chrono "When I enter myself in a match..TONIGHT..See, Lauri Henry of Team Carnage seems to be missing a partner. Seems the other members were either pre-occupied or they bailed. I'll show you what a TRUE Leader does. He takes the place of the fallen, he leads his team to battle. I shall fight alongside him tonight.." Chrono said, the look in his eyes unwavering. "And you can have you're little match against Jarel, or whatever form of bullshit contract signing you think is good. Mock him all you want, but when you fall on your a** and your plans backfire.. I'll be there laughing." Chrono said as he backed towards the ring ropes and turned around. "By all means, have fun..." Chrono said with a smug look on his face.
"But if you're gonna do it... Be yourself, not some carbon copy pale imitation of me." Chrono said laughing
"Seriously, who you fooling with those stilts you're wearing, who you fulling with that horrible voice acting." Chrono said laughing again.
"Show these people who you really are. Show them a little creativity..."
"Because if you don't then I'll do it by force.." Chrono said as he stepped right up to the other Chrono staring him down once again. "So you figured it out..Course I'd expect you too.." Chrono said as he kicked the stilts and removed some bandages from beneath his shirt revealing Breasts! They started rubbing off the white make up revealing a different skin tone than Chrono, and then started removing their clothes. "Course 'You're the great Chrono!' You know everything! HA!" the figure said in that of a woman's voice. The figure had started putting on a different pair of clothes. Women clothing.  At last this imposter Chrono had revealed itself. Some fans recognized ths person to be Kurone Clepsydra, a doublet of Chronos. Kinda like an un-biological twin sister. She smirked as the camera feed cut off to the announcers, who were completely bewildered about the events that transpired. "How would Team Carnage be effected by this?" Those questions lingered, as the a promo cut for the next match EEW Dream Match
The Tag Team def. Shock & AweReturn Match
-Johnathan Riker (TWEEN) w/ Dr. Sofen (HEEL) def. Jed (HEEL)Riker had locked in the Blackout. With Jed laid out between his legs and his arm and head tired up in his arms, Johnathan went to swing Jed's head and arm from side to side, looking to add to the pressure of The Blackout. Harli then went over to Emily and picked her up, while proceeding to head backstage . Jed started to fade. He would have probably passed out if he didn't jerk him around. Emily was taken backstage while this was happening Jed started to fade just watching Harli take her backstage. Jed tried to move around which tighten the move some how. Jed started to pass out! The ref grabbed Jeds right arm into the air high. Jed's arm dropped to his side. Once Jed's arm hit his side the ref called for the bell! As Jed's struggled to break free, he only worsen the grip. As Riker tightened the hold, he let out a loud primal yell as if he had snapped. After Jed's arm hit the canvas, it took a few seconds for Johnathan to actually release the hold. But after forcing Jed to pass out, Riker let go, and let Jed's limp body hit the mat. Riker stood up straight, over Jed's body and slowly scanned the crowd as his music began to play over the PA with the ring announcer calling for the winner. Johnathan then got to his knees next to Jed and slowly began to push himself backwards, sliding out of the ring. The whole time staring down Jed. When he got to the ramp Riker looked over to Harli, but gave no sign of gratitude or anger towards he's interference. He simply stared at him then back to Jed as he head towards the back, the crowd cheering him for his epic return victory. -Jed promo
Jed stood backstage getting ready for his match against the returning Riker. Jed started to wonder the same thing he was wondering before he "retired". Jed began to walk around thinking he should just no show Extreme Entertainment Wrestling after this video promo. Jed looked down tired of the disrespect he is always getting even though he is constantly putting on the best matches. Jed looked up and saw a brick wall with a poster of UWE Trash Unreal Pay Per View and next to it was Carnage Rules! Jed reached up and pulled down the Carnage Rules poster, but before he did that he spat on the poster. Jed turned towards the camera looking at it for a second thinking what he should say. Jed walked towards the camera and just said what he thought he need to say.
"Extreme Entertainment Wrestling, three words that I really, really, really hate. Not because it is a company that has constantly kept me back, but because of the POLITICS!!! Proof of this was during my Tv title reign. EVER time I think I found the person that raped my wife. EEW thought Oh Why not give them a TV title shot. Me, I was against this idea that EEW had. I wanted to face anyone that deserved the shot unlike. hmm.. Saint Joey. ******** him what did he do to get a title shot? Nothing but he some how got the shot against me. Do I need to say more about my opponents?"
Jed walked towards his wrestling trunks with his back turned. Jed then walked towards the door, but stopped in the middle of both items.
"So I am here, in my dressing room, thinking why am I here? I have gone out there and put on the greatest matches in Extreme Entertainment Wrestling! However you know what EEW does for me? Nothing. Instead they give some guy who thinks he is A NUMBER a chance at a belt I have worked for since my debut. HISTORY FACT! The man that matters, myself, was suppose to run in at One Night Stand in the Main Event. Harli versus Rhamm for the EEW World Championship. I suppose to run in and I was going to take my title in that match. HOWEVER I stated to the owner "That would be terrible business!" So I deiced to not run to in because I may like myself, but I love wrestling more and much more than that is...RESPECT!!! So me and the owner agreed on next Pay Per View, ILLEGAL VIEWING, would be my night to do this. I was at the curtain ready to go out when one of the politician in EEW staff talked to the owner. I think I know who it was, but I wont say the name instead i will speak it. Izi thizink izit wizas CHRIZONO bizut thizat izis hizere izor thizere! Anyways back to Illegal Viewing. I was about to go out to take my shot at Glory, and power. When the owner himself held my arm and pulled me to the side to talk. He told me that I missed my shot at Power and Glory. I felt like leaving right then a there. However I know that when plans change they change. So instead of taking it out on this NUMBER. I took it out of Harli! As soon as he got backstage I took him out so that maybe this message will be sent to Extreme Entertainment Wrestling. Right now i feel this message hasn't been sent, so I am thinking of leaving. "
Jed took a step towards the door.
"Now since being pretty much blacklisted in professional wrestling because of this flip out that EEW started. The boys in the back do not RESPECT me. In fact i have a feeling they never did. Maybe it is because unlike them I would go out to the ring and put on the best match anyone has seen. Maybe it's the fact I don't party before a show which makes me miss spots in the ring. Or effects my wrestling as if I was inactive in my own mind. Sorry. Sorry! Sorry that I love wrestling enough to take everyone to their limits so the people watching will come back, but you know what.I am done with it all. Always trying to get respect from my peers. BECAUSE NOW EVERYONE WILL HAVE TO TRY TO EARN MY RESPECT!! "
Jed took a few steps towards his trunks. Jed stopped about to reach for his trunks, but he turned towards the camera and stood back up straight.
" I have been on a losing streak, somehow, since this whole blacklisting event. Tonight I am going to change this because as THE MAN of Matter I will either win this match. Or put on one of the matches that will be considered match of the night. Sure the fans will not like me. They never do because I do something my other wrestler don't do. I keep my word. I say thing are going to happen and they happen. "
Jed picked of his trunks while looking at the camera.
"Riker. This match has been in the making for since I debuted here in EEW. And Tonight. I will not try to earn your respect. You will try to earn mine. Because no matter what politics happen here. I am the Bar in Professional Wrestling in this world. I am the man that can have a five star match with a broomstick. I am the man of Matter. Wait I am Matter. And This Matter Is Above Politics!"
Jed started to undress as the camera faded black.
Bianca def. Artemis, Claire Hawkins, and SandraWhile Claire and Sandra are duking it out Bianca slammed her elbow hard on the downed Artemis's back quickly making the pin attempt. 1... 2... 3!!! Contract signing for Chrono vs Jarel at November Burn (Interesting, but did Jarel Damone def. Chrono Clepsydra?The lights dim down as the opening chords to Down with the Sickness hits the PA. On the titantron shows clips of Jarel's past hell in a cell and Pandora's Box victories (Can you feel that?) (Oh s**t) the red Dragon symbol lowers down on the stage from the rafters Ooh ah ah ah ah! flames erupt on the stage and the fans erupt. Jarel Damone steps off the Dragon symbol, wearing a black sleeveless leather trenchcoat with a large blue Dragon on the back. Drowning deep in my sea of loathing Broken your servant I kneel (Will you give in to me?) It seems what's left of my human side Is slowly changing ... in me (Will you give in to me?) Jarel stands and looks out at the crowd, a smile on his face as they continue to cheer Looking at my own reflection When suddenly it changes Violently it changes Oh no, There is no turning back now You've woken up the demon ... in me The Dragon walks down the ramp as flames shoot up alongside him Get up, come on get down with the sickness Get up, come on get down with the sickness Get up, come on get down with the sickness Open up your hate, and let it flow into me Get up, come on get down with the sickness You mother get up Come on get down with the sickness You ******** get up Come on get down with the sickness Madness is the gift, that has been given to me He stops at the center of the ramp and makes an X taunt with his arms as green pyros shoot up on the stage in front of his symbol in the shape of an X "..... from St. Louis, Missouri, weighing in at 328 pounds, he is the Dragon, Jarel Drako Damone!" I can see inside you, the sickness is rising Don't try to deny what you feel (Will you give in to me?) It seems that all that was good has died And is decaying in me (Will you give in to me?) Finally he continues his walk towards the ring, occasionally stopping to slap a fan's hand It seems you're having some trouble In dealing with these changes Living with these changes Oh no, the world is a scary place Now that you've woken up the demon ... in me He steps onto the apron, looking around the cell and up at the rafters where the keys hang before looking back at the cheering crowd as he removes his trenchcoat and enters the cell before walking up the steps into the ring. Get up, come on get down with the sickness Get up, come on get down with the sickness Get up, come on get down with the sickness Open up your hate, and let it flow into me Get up, come on get down with the sickness You mother get up Come on get down with the sickness You ******** get up Come on get down with the sickness Madness is the gift, that has been given to me Finally he steps into the ring over the top rope, glancing at the referee before moving to stand in the center of the ring. He looks up into the rafters. And when I dream And when I dream And when I dream And when I dream!!!! No mommy, don't do it again Don't do it again I'll be a good boy I'll be a good boy, I promise No mommy don't hit me Oh-oohh Why did you have to hit me like that mommy? Don't do it! You're hurting me Oh-oohh! Why did you have to be such a b***h? Why don't you, Why don't you ******** off and die? Why can't you just ******** off and die? Why can't you just leave here and die? Never stick your hand in my face again b***h ******** YOU!!! I don't need this s**t You stupid sadistic abusive ******** whore Would you like to see how it feels mommy? Here it comes, get ready to die! The silver Dragon symbol is lowered from the rafters and hangs just over the ring. Jarel stands in the center of the ring and raises his right fist. A shower of blue pyros comes down from the rafters as well as coming up from the turnbuckles and shooting off in the shape of an X in the center of the ring behind him Ooh ah ah ah ah! Get up, come on get down with the sickness Get up, come on get down with the sickness Get up, come on get down with the sickness Open up your hate, and let it flow into me Get up, come on get down with the sickness You mother get up Come on get down with the sickness You ******** get up Come on get down with the sickness Madness has now come over me The pyros cease and the lights come back up as the music ends. The crowd slowly quiets down as Jarel stands in the center of the ring. Carnage rules! Rockin' and rollin' my way through town, Yeah, baby, I get around, Make mine murder, paint the town red, Squash any spider, hanging by a thread You can't run, I'm having too much fun, Listen all you fools, Don't you know that carnage rules? Told you once, I won't tell you twice, Heed my word and pay my price. http://i33.tinypic.com/2hrlpwj.jpgChrono comes out of the curtain, and pauses he raises his hands up carrying a title, and a sword as pyro stars explode in the air. Fire begins to run up and down the entrance ramp. Chrono enters the ring as there is a mixed reaction to the crowd. Chrono walks up to Jarel, and stares him down. With these two locked inside the cell, it's time to go....and Jarel has no intention of backing down. In truth, Chrono has brought this inevitable beating upon himself. As Jarel thinks of the many ways he can rip Chrono to shreds once he gets the key to his box, the Dragon simply squares up and instead of a right, looks to open things up with a left hook. This was brewing for a long time, Chrono had studied matches of Jarel and knew that he man was brawler. Was he up to Chrono's standards? That was yet to be determined. Chrono could feel the vibration of the wind (He's blind in his left eye) hitting towards the left side of his face so he instantly brought up his right knee to retaliate hoping it would hit Jarel. As he did this, he was hit in the left side of his face. Chrono held his left cheek, and smirked. He then nodded his head. He then offered a lock up to Jarel. "Let's go Dragonboy" Bounty Hunter def. ShadowFirst Blood Match
-Chris Cross (FACE) def. Atrocity XXX (HEEL)Atrocity lifted up Chris into position for The Last Rite powerbomb but before he would actually attempt he chanted "E Nomine Patris Et fili Et Spiritus Sancti" then Atrocity stared at the fire as he moved closer to the end of the stage It appeared he had regained his senses while his opponent was chant as Cross tried to slide out of The Last Rite and catch Atrocity's arm, looking to hit him with his new Redemption through the tables. He just hoped he could drop Atrocity without going off the stage himself, so he would try not throw him ahead of him a bit on the drop. Atrocity felt Chris slip away then turned around to get to him unfortunately Chris already has his arm in the lock and Chris would get his redemption for Atrocity would then be tossed face first into the fiery tables and hit the floor. As soon as he hit the floor and several stagehands with extinguishers came to put out the fire. Paramedics then came down to the stage floor and carefully maneuvered Atrocity from the rubble and onto a stretcher.Cross slowly got to his feet, unsteady as they were, and looked down at the mess that was formerly Atrocity. He moved away towards the center of the stage at an unhurried pace and peeled his mask away, revealing a smirk, and a great deal of his own blood. He looked out to the fans and knew that he was different walking away from this match than he was when he walked in. And the fans, they knew it too. He may have walked in to cheering, but with this one act of deceit he would be leaving to boos and jeers. He could live with that. He casually backed up into the backstage area, waving goodbye to the fans, the smirk never leaving his face. He had changed and he was loving it. -Rhamm (FACE) def. Travis Nightsky (HEEL)Nitrous Oxide def. the AngelSpeed MatchesChampion vs. Champion- (Speed C) Matt Stone (HEEL) vs. (National C) Jack Arson (FACE) ~After not two....but three C-C-C-Combo Breaker's...The Speed Champion Matt Stone is able to snap the six month undefeated streak of Jack Arson. A furious Jack Arson said that there is retribution to be had....what does this mean for Stones future???~ Fight for the Right Match- Paul Harris (FACE) vs. TMP (HEEL) ~After winning the opportunity to fight in the December main event for the Speed title, Harris instead announced that he would be taking a few months off to refocus himself and come back ready to make a statement. What does this mean for the December main event with a spot in the 6 man match now open. Enter former Burn Superstar Lauri Henry ~ Fight for the Right Match-Draze vs. Thangor~In the match that made the evening, Thangor was able to best Draze after a vicious clothesline sent his head bouncing off of the turnbuckle~ Fight for the Right Match- Jack Arson (FACE) vs. Cody McBane (FACE) ~In Jack's first match of the evening he was able to put McBane out in 3:14. Arguably the biggest display of dominance that EEW has seen in an extremely long time~ Fight for the Right Match- Brody Robinson vs. Mike Lightning ~Brody was able to pick up the win over Lightning in 9:27~ Fight for the Right Match- Kyle Extreme vs. Samuel Wallace ~Arguably a battle of two fan favorites, young Kyle Extreme sought to electrify...and did just that. at 22:47 Extreme hit Wallace with a sickening moonsault giving him the win at 22:52~
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Burn Main EventContenders Match for the EEW World ChampionshipSteel Splinters- Joshua Danielson (FACE) vs Freakshow (HEEL) vs Johnathen Riker (TWEEN) vs Jed (HEEL)Quote: To win this match you must first qualify to climb the ladder and grab the contract by putting your opponent through a table. - Latino World Order (FACE) vs The Animalz (FACE)Carnage vs Carnage- Claire Hawkins (Heel) vs Yuke (HEEL)Matt Stone(HEEL) vs ??? (FACE)Contenders Match for the EEW X-Treme ChampionshipSpecial guest commentator: St. Joey- Christina Parks (FACE) vs Duane Wages (HEEL) vs Matt Draven (Tween) Contenders Match for the EEW FTW ChampionshipKJ Newfoundland (FACE)vs Bounty Hunter (Tween) vs - Nitrous Oxide (FACE)Angel (FACE) vs Chrono (HEEL) Debut MatchSpeed Special MatchTalon vs Andrew Thorne (Heel)Debut MatchSpeed Special DebutMystique (Face) vs Mardy Wilkes-Booth-Cartwright Opening Promo about Carnage Rulz ppv Drown Main EventFive seconds of Hell MatchSpecial guest commentator: St. JoeyWorld Champion vs X-Treme Champion- Mr. X (FACE) vs Kelly King 2.0 (HEEL)Quote: The ring is surrounded by Tables, Ladders, Chairs and Chains. The ring ropes are replaced by barbed wire and you must pin your opponent for five seconds instead of the standard three!
As soon as King felt even the slightest touch on his shoulder, 2.0 turned as fast as he could. He had torn Scepter from the ropes at last, and went to show Mr. X his favorite weapon in a very intimate manner, by slamming his opponent's face with it!
Mr. X watched the Scepter get closer and closer to his face. Even if he was at 100%, he would never be ready for a sneak attack like this. Mr. X dropped onto his side like a sack of potatoes and held his face, the print of barbed wire had dug into his scars that weren't as fleshy anymore, making them even MORE fleshy. He was in a world of pain right now. He probably wouldn't be out of it for a while.
King dropped the hammer and went down to one knee. He grabbed Mr. X's head and tried to drag him back into standing, going for the Hard Restart, ONTO THE BARBED HAMMER! (Falling Facelock Drop.)
Mr. X was hoisted up, dazed, stunned, whatever. If there was some problem associated with a head injury after taking a headshot from a hammer wrapped in barbed wire, Mr. X probably had it. 2.0 had his head wrapped and suddenly, BOOM. Mr. X's forehead busted open further, with his colliding with the hammer. It'd be amazing if he was able to compete at Carnage Rulz. He laid over the hammer, motionless.
2.0 lay there a moment before trying to roll X onto his back and throw himself onto his opponent for a pinfall attempt!
Mr. X's forehead gushed blood as he laid there staring at the ceiling, his eyes glazed over as if he had died or something... There was no strength, nothing left. Nothing.
"1!
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DING DING DING!" It was over. The ref motion to King, wanting to raise his hand for the victory.
"And here is your winner, the EEW World Champion... Kelly King 2.0!"
Wheres Your Crown King Nothing!
2.0 fell backwards, rolling off Mr. X. The ref had to help him up before he could raise his barbed wire arm. King groaned and was handed his title (lol). 2.0 staggered to a corner as the referee went to check on the bloodied X. After a little while, King walked over and kicked the referee away, going to grab X. The fans started to boo, thinking King was taking advantage of the wrecked superstar, but King started by just helping him stand up.
At this point, Mr. X didn't even want to stand, but what the hell. King hoist him up, somehow managing to get to his feet. So groggy, Mr. X couldn't even stand up straight, this was terrible.
2.0 drug X over into the corner and lay him there so that he was standing but not of his own strength. Cause X woulda fallen if 2.0 let him. King backed away and then stood in front of his opponent until he pulled himself together. 2.0 would wait as long as needed before... offering a handshake!
Mr. X didn't place his hands up, but leaned in the turnbuckle, his vision still dazed. He looked at 2.0 and when his head was about to tilt down, he saw the hand of 2.0 and his eyebrows furrowed... A handshake. Whatever. He got his a** beat. He shook the man's hand.
2.0 shook Mr. X's hand and nodded at him, his title in the other hand. "I won't forget that if this had been any other night, this could have been yours. One day it just might be." King said, referring to earlier in their match. He backed away before rolling out of the ring and limping up the ramp with his music playing.
Mr. X just watched as 2.0. His words stuck to him. He slid down the turnbuckle and fell on his a**, a smile upon his face as refs from the back came to help him out and bring him backstage.-Prince PromoThe arena goes pitch black as Gasolina by Daddy Yankee begins to play from the PA system, Prince runs from backstage to the center of the ramp where he stands with his arms raised in the air and a microphone in his right hand as the lights slowly begin to turn back on, a charming yet slightly smug smile on his face to cheers and jeers from the crowd.
He brings his arms back down and looks to his left and then to his right to take a glance at his surroundings quickly. Then with no warning Prince begins run down the entrance ramp and slide into the ring as smoke begins to come up from the floors which adds a kind of red color to the air as the light beams down on it.
Once Prince has slid into the ring under the bottom rope he uses his free hand, that's right only one hand, to stop himself and then push himself up so that he can get to his feet before casually moon walking around the ring as he points out to the fans with the same hand holding the microphone, and with that same smile as before. Always showing how quick and light weight he really is. Oh, and that he's a great dancer too.
Soon after Prince has entered the ring and done a few moves his music begins to fade out but Prince keeps posing to his audience and showing off for a while, just enjoying himself in the ring for a while. He even proceeded to put the mic down and break dance for a while, and then run to each corner and point out to the crowd, always with the same smile as fans would keep cheering and jeering.
But once Prince was done he jumped from the last turn buckled and picked the microphone back up off the floor and headed to the center of the ring. He took a light jog on the spot as he was still full of energy. And then without warning he lifted the microphone to his lips and bent his knees as he shouted into the microphone.
"What's up to all you Thursday night Drownerrrrs!?!?"
He then hopped back up to a standing position giving the crowd some time to react he ran to the ropes to his left and bounced of them and jogged back to the center of the ring.
"As you all knowwww, I'm the "new guy" on the block. And as you've all heard, I'm damn amazing. So amazing, I went and did what all the greats do, I got myself one of them amazing managers, he's been here for a whole long time, he's a pretty awesome showman like myself, and in fact, he's almost better than me in the ring!"
Prince pointed to the entrance ramp with a big excited grin as he waitied for his manager to head out. Propane Nightmares - Celldweller Remix
I know we will be free again ..
BRING IT ON HOME!
The house lights set in to a momentous fury, strobe lighting hit and the PA was filled with the sound of a remix of Propane Nightmares, signalling nothing else other than the entrance of one of the more sadistic members of the entire EEW roster. Walking out on to the stage before breaking in to a run, Nuke seemed to teleport his way down the ramp as the strobe lighting did it's working. Green pyro's shot along the ramp, high-tailing Nuke by the heels before he reached the end and took an almighty sprint, sliding in under the bottom rope.
Pushing himself right back up to his feet, Nuke ran and took a huge leap to land on the second rope of a near turnbuckle, the lights reflecting off from his signature green shades, sending jets of emerald light shooting off in to the crowd. The music slowly died down and Nuke jumped from his elevated position, ready to address the masses.
The house lights returned to normal and the crowd wondered what was to become of this situation, as Nuke was thrown a microphone from a crew hand in old Stone Cold fashion. He showed no emotion however, as he watched Prince with eyes that seemed to penetrate his very inner being.
"Thank God I arrived, this show was almost as boring as watching your grandmother getting lowered in to that grave of hers."
Nuke turned his head around the arena as he was met with some of the biggest jeers he'd ever heard in his career. Job done. But not quite.
"Although not quite as funny as when I wacked out my c**k and shot all over your sister's face. Ah, good memories .. Now, where was I? That's right, i'm here as your manager!"
Turning around finally back to Prince, he was finally directing his attention to the man he came out here for.
"So you're the man that hired me, eh? Hmm, i've seen you around in some smaller promotions, and I have to say that there's a lot of potential to be unleashed within yourself. Almost as much as my own, but we wont go that far now."
Looking the Superstar up and down, Nuke removed his shades in a dramatic fashion, holding them out to the side, although keeping his eyes on his target.
"If you hadn't noticed, I like you kid, you've got something special that I can help you harness. Something that none of these inbred motherf***ers will ever have in their lives, that something that will get you recognition worldwide. I call it .. The Nuke Factor. That's right, seeing as everyone should be compared to me - as I am clearly and utterly the best around - I shall not lie when I say that I think you have what it takes to reach the same dizzying heights that I have."
Motioning around his waist, he then looked up and smirked, before placing his shades so that they hung around the neck of his shirt.
"You see, i'm the Uncrowned Champion, meaning that wherever I go, even if i'm not their current World Champ .. I'm still the best in the business. There's no one that can compare."
After a small amount of self-superiority kicking in, Nuke seemed to be ready to go back to action.
"Well, hmm .. What was it that you needed me to do? Be at ringside, come out to the ring with you at times, all that crap? Well, kid, I can tell you a couple things for nothing. First of all, I have a big fee that you should keep to. Second of all, i'm not here to fight in your corner all the time, that's your job. Prove yourself and contrary to whether i'm here or not these vile, pathetic swine out here might actually decide that they like you. They'll soon realise that I work for myself, much as you should know already, and so I see no real affiliation with you. Our agreement can and will end at any point, so you'd best be prepared. Now, are you ready to prove yourself?" Prince just watched Nuke the whole time, he seemed to talk pretty fast a lot of the time, but always pretty loud as well so you could get a clear understanding of what he was say. Prince didn't want to interrupt as it seemed pretty entertaining to watch Nuke. Once Prince had the chance to speak he was actually pretty speechless, but he lifted the microphone back to his lips and lent into it thinking for a little longer before talking.
"Well I hired you to speak out for me, and to take me in the right direction, so don't worry about breaking a sweat in the ring too much. And as for being ready Nuke. Heh. I was born ready."
Prince leaned in and put his hand forward to Nuke. It was pretty obvious why Prince was looking for a spokesman. He's not just bad on the mic, he's pretty terrible. But Nuke seemed to have it to a T, even if he did seem like his mental stability could fall through any minute. Nuke looked down at the extended hand of Prince, then up at the face of the newcomer. A sly smirk grew upon his face as he reached out, taking the handshake, as Gasolina hit the PA.
Leaning in, Nuke put forward some personal words of encouragement to Prince, before letting go of the hold and stepping back. Aiming a sincere clap to Prince, he nodded his head down to him, before taking his leave from the ring between the middle and top rope. EEW Television and Speed Champions Team for the first time!
-Harli and Rhamm (FACE) vs The Tag Team (HEEL)5 minutes later. Stone was going for the Anaconda Vice on Harli as they were standing, but Harli elbowed Stone in the face a few times. Stone turned around and walked into the Drummond Clash! Stone landed face first and when he did Landry tried to get into the ring, but Rhamm ran across and clothesline Landry out of the ring! Harli turned stone over to his back and said. " Welcome to Drown little fish!" The ref and the crowd chanted. One! Two! Three! Your winner Harli and Rhamm! -Chrono Promo -Marxx(FACE) vs Chris Cross (HEEL)7 minutes later Marxx lifted Cross up for the DSC! Cross slides off of his shoulders and tried for the Redemption! Marxx is being lifted up after the cut throat part, but Cross stumbles a bit before getting Marxx up because Marxx was starting to get fat from missing training session also sickness he has been trying to get over, but luckily for him. Marxx spun out of the cut throat and gave Cross a cool looking arm drag. Marxx stood back up and ran at Cross. Cross gave him an arm drag. Marxx and Cross stood up at the same time, but this time Cross ran at Marxx, but he was now hit with an arm drag. Marxx and Cross stood up and Marxx was then arm dragged by Cross one last time. Cross and Marxx then had a face off for a few seconds. The crowd cheered. Marxx looked at the crowd as did Cross. Marxx offered a handshake to cross. Cross shook his hand, but then slapped his own arm down and went for a step up Enziguri to Marxx. Marxx ducked the kicked letting Cross stand with his back to him. Marxx then pushed him off in which Cross hit the ropes. As he came back Marxx would go for clothesline, but Cross ducked it at the last second. Cross also caught Marxx arm and tried for a quick back slide pin. The ref then counted. One! Two! Three! Your winner Christopher Cross! Cross slide out of the ring as soon as possible. while the ref raised his arm in the air. The crowd was shocked as Marxx just lost to Cross! Marxx was on a knee looking at Cross!
-Chris Cross PromoThe lights dimmed for a moment and the crowd was left in near darkness, as the tron came to life, showing a short video. The video started off by the name Christopher Cross being scrawled across the screen, before lighting up and being legible, illuminated in a golden light. The crowd, after being able to read the name, began up with their booing and hissing. Regardless, and since noone was out there to protest their reaction, the video continued. In the first clip, they see Cross in his first match in EEW, making Jacob Figgins tap out in an embarrassingly short match. The next clip showed that this was clearly a highlight video, made to make some kind of point, and not a complete history as we jump forward to Cross v.s. Travis Nightsky. And what a match it was. There were momentum shifts abound, and up until the end, there was a question of who would win. But a double-knee face buster put Travis away and ended that match with Cross getting the win. Fast forward again to the first time he and Atrocity would meet, this clip being a clean loss to the man. Odd for Cross to put together a Video Package that included a clean loss, if he was really trying to get some point across. The next moment shown was him first beating Bounty Hunter with the Crippler Crossface, which got another audible booing from the crowd, due to who popularized the move. Then in the very same night, it showed him going on to win the Battle Royal for the title opportunity in the brave and not at all devious manner of sneaking out of the ring, then coming up from being KJ to eliminate him for the win. They were in the home stretch as they showed Cross beating a referee after winning a match by forfeit, showing that he was well on his way to becoming heel, even if he did seem to show some kind of remorse afterward. This, brings us to Cross v.s. Atrocity II, first blood. Halfway through the match Chris had procured a burlap mask that prevented the ref from seeing when he busted open by Atrocity, which allowed him to break his opponents skin with a barbed-wire bat and win the match. Quick clips timed to heartbeats symbolizing the pumping of the very blood that was now pouring down both their faces as Atroctiy looks to put Cross through a stack of flaming tables, only for him to slip out and hit his new version of redemption on the man and put him through his very own tables. The final clip was him removing the mask and smirking out at the crowd, showing his deceit for the first time, and cementing his path towards the "darkside". The tron locked on this picture, as something was about to happen.
Finally "Pride" by Soil played throughout the PA system, only to bleed and warp into "Remedy" by Seether. Yet another Deceit by Cross as he walked out from the back, microphone in hand, slowly making his way down to the ring, smirking out at the peons and pissants, not coming into contact with any of them on his way down. Even though he had a match next, he was still semi-dressed up. Blue Jeans, dress boots, a white button up shirt underneath a black sports coat, his hair tied back. When he finally reached the ring, he walked up the steps and stopped for a moment, looking back towards the crowd, before walking along the apron and climbing into the ring. No flashy jump, no pandering to the crowd. This was a new Cross. He made his way to center ring, looking to the left, then to the ring, before his music began to die down and he brought his microphone up to his lips.
"This, simpletons, is what is called growing up. We can't go around playing like we're heroes forever, and that is exactly what I realized a few months ago. It finally dawned on me, that you people aren't worth my time to come out and put my body on the line, and why should I? Do anyone of your moronic amoeba, you foolish single-celled organisms, have an answer for me? Some of you might be thinking about my previous sentence, and realize that you aren't in fact single-celled organisms. To those three of you that understood that, bravo. To the rest of you We can tell that you do in fact have a single cell, and unfortunately for you it's the only brain cell you have left. But enough insulting the meek masses, it's time to get on to business."
He had this crowd eating out of the palm of his hands, responding exactly how he wanted them to, booing and hissing. They were really not on his side anymore, so he was doing his job. He rubbed his chin before he brought his microphone up to speak again. Was his thinking, or just trying to prolong the agony of hearing his speak for these people?
"As you may or may not have seen in that video, I won a match a bit back that guarantees me a shot at the EEW Heavyweight Championship. And after talking to a certain someone, trying to figure out the rules of this shot, who shall remain nameless for the time being, because none of you need to know this privileged information, I've decided that it's time for me to announce just when I'm going to be cashing in my title shot. From what I understand, he wants me to challenge the champion ahead of time, you know, to help the booking team and such, so they don't stick me in two matches in a half-baked attempt to screw me out of my destiny... So, Unless someone gets out here in the next minute or so, and I'll wait, I'm going to tell all of you, just when I'm going to become the champion."
Cross brought his wrist up to his face and looked at it, watching his watch, waiting patiently for this minute to be up, or someone to come out. Suddenly "Falls Apart" by Thousand Foot Krutch roared through out the arena. It falls apart from the very start
It falls apart
Falls apart everything around me falls apart
It falls apart from the very start
It falls apart
Seems like everything I touch falls a part
Everything around me falls apart
When I walk away from You
KJ push opens the curtains as his music echo throughout the arena and stop on ramp looking down at the ‘new’ Cross.
Newfoundland walked down the ramp by himself for the first time in awhile. KJ was given a microphone by a ring aid before sliding into the ring. “What crawled up you and died Cross?” ask Newfoundland, “Since when did you begin talking like a hypocrite? Just because you won a CHANCE at a title in the near future doesn’t mean you have already won the championship. So how about this, you get off your high horse and come back to reality like everyone else here on DROWN.”
Newfoundland pulled at the sports coat
“You call this growing up? A new set of clothes and new attitude; No, this means you caped out, you took the cowards way; the easy way out. Because you couldn’t bare the pain by not achieving what you heart desires. You have fallen into despair and now corrupted by the greed that has burn a hole in your soul.”
Crowd erupted into cheers
“Only reason why you even getting this shot at the EEW Heavyweight Championship because I was too busy with Duane, eliminating him from the match. I thought I won my first title shot at a big time championship here in EEW, but I was soon to find out that I have to wait for my time to step into the limelight and help EEW come back from the corruption that has gone unchecked for too long. You know in that empty space that was your heart, you cannot defeat me in a normal match. You had to use the Edge Factor by waiting outside before it was down to three people, then you come back into the ring and attack the person who just thought he won the right to face the champion.”
Newfoundland slowly ran his left hand over his waist looking for something, but found nothing and sighed out loud.
“Your destiny is not winning this championship, but finding yourself again because everyone knows this is not Cross.” says KJ lifting his left hand up with the palm up “This is T; the ugly step-brother of Cross, who trying act like a big boy.” Cross looked at Newfoundland for a moment, then out to the crowd, going to raise the mic, but dropping it when they get louder with their boos. He tries one more time, and manages to ignore the fans attempts to chant for him to shut the f-word up. His gaze drifted back to KJ as he began to speak.
"First off, you grotesque little imbecile, I frankly couldn't care less how you freaks work on your little B Show you call Drown. It's bad enough I had to come here for a match, but now I have to interact with another of you inbred pond spawn. But you are right. I did compete for a chance for the title. However, as soon as it became official that I was going to get the shot, when I dumped your sorry a** out of the ring, it evolved to something greater than a chance. It became a ticking time bomb, slowly counting down to the day when I'd cash it in and become what everyone knows I deserve to be... Champion!"
Apparently, the crowd did not agree, and they began chanting some very dirty things. Oh, the names they were calling him, to repeat them all in the same sentence would be a guarenteed ticket to hell.
"Shut your filthy mouths! KJ, you might say that you were busy with Duane and I didn't do anything but sneak in and eliminate you, but we both know that's not true. I spent that match beating Nuke Fusion senseless, and proving to the world that his five world titles meant nothing when he came up against the future. And I'm going to prove the exact same thing when I take the title from Kelly King... That is if he can hold onto the title long enough to get beat by me. But, you'll be happy to know I've had a change of heart..."
Love him or hate him, the crowd was still on the edge of their seats, hanging on every word that slithered out of Cross' mouth. He paused and readjusted his sports jacket before resuming his vainglorious dialogue.
"You see, I was planning on coming out and announce on this stage that I was cashing in my shot at the upcoming pay-per-view. But as it turns out, I have a better idea. That title will always be there waiting for me, being warmed by whatever undeserving misfit wants to run with the torch momentarily. But you, I think someone needs to shut you up. So unless you're stricken with fright at the mere thought of facing someone who is clearly you're superior in this ring, I'm free that night, and I believe I just threw down the gauntlet. And before all these bloodthirsty hillbillies that make up the Drown audience start drooling all over themselves picture all the blood you can draw and the torture you can inflict upon me, I want to make this very clear. I'm challenging you to a match that will be won on the merits of wrestling ability, not the ability to swing a steel chair. I am challenging you to a match where there are disqualifications, there are countouts, and the only way to beat me is... Well, there's no way you're going to pull that off, so suffice it to say that I will win by pinfall after Redeeming you of your sinful ways, or maybe if I'm feeling up to humiliating you, I'll lock you in Judgment, and through the pain you might find your salvation. Now, you either accept my challenge or you walk out of this ring with your tail between your legs like the dog you are."
Now that Chris finally had a chance to stop and listen, the cocky smirk that everyone now knew and were quickly beginning to loathe crept across his lips. As Cross kept talking about how much better he is then everyone on Drown and the fans, KJ slowly was getting even angrier then he was when he came out from the back. Cross mention some names that he never heard of until this very moment that draw a head scratching moment for him.
“Why do you think Burn is better show then Drown, Cross? Because all of the egos are up there filling the time slots that better competition could be using to expose themselves to fans of EEW. You feel dirty coming to Drown for a match? You know you have a choice to be here or not, Cross? You could have saved us from listing to your gloating and whining by simply not showing up tonight. When I went to Burn for my match for the right to face the FTW champion, I felt like I was walking into very cramp place because all of the egos. You can say that Drown is the B-show but, the b stands for badass and for Burn the A stands for awful.
I could come out here and trade insults with you all day, but I am better man then to convert back down to first grade name calling. You do not deserve to be a champion or even have the right to be calling us foul names that you have heard your whole life from those around you.”
Crowd erupted into cheers for KJN for defending his home fans
“You can tell them to shut up as much as you want, but they won’t listen to a child wearing his daddy’s clothing. You talk about this Mr. Fusion, but I never heard of him or even seen him in back. Before your head get anymore bigger from the fact that you been infected with Nasal Disease on Burn. I believed I did hear something about him begin a champion here in EEW, but that was long time ago in the world of Pro Wrestling.”
KJ slowly ran his hand back through his hair
“There you go again saying that you going to beat the EEW World Heavyweight champion, but that would be problem if you’re on the self with a injury or hiding your face from losing to someone that barely could be consider an impact player for last six months here in EEW.”
KJ sighs
“No weapons, no blood, and no fun.” says KJN “I will evolve from the brutally that I have grown to love here in EEW and fallow your rules to show that I am in fact the person who should be facing Mr. King or who ever is the champion during the time I would cash in the right to face him. Judgment is coming alright, but it going be coming from Rhambutan. I will make you forget the fact that you’re corrupted and needs to be purified with the light of the maker.”
With that KJN took of his shirt and thrown it out of the ring
“Are you we going do this or are you going keep talking” Cross smiled through the entirety of KJ's torrent of useless pandering. Leave it to this chump to try to suck up to the fans. Of course he was going to keep talking.
"I have two words for you. Speech therapy. You see, some of us know how to actually speak English, and that makes up better than you. I might boast, and I might have no problems airing my complaints to all these simpletons, but at least when they hear me talk, it's with the voice and vocabulary of an educated gentleman, who doesn't butcher the language or speak with grammar that would make an English teacher commit suicide. You may talk about how these fans are your people, and you might think you're clever when you spout foolish insults that a third-grader could top..."
He paused for all the drown fans with the third-grade education to cry out in protest, which only cause his smile to grow, if that was somehow possible.
"But when I speak... I speak with conviction. When I fight.... I fight with passion. And when I beat your a**, there will be no doubt in anyone's mind that you simply don't have what it takes to hang with me in my match. As I've already stated, my very dim friend, I have no doubt that in a hardcore match, a barbarian like you would no doubt destroy me. But unfortunately for you, neanderthal... I'm bringing what you fear, because it's what you lack. It's something your tiny little mind can't even comprehend. Fire. You think ripping off your shirt scares the educated man, but we both know that I'm not going to fight you here tonight. Tonight, I have to face another of your socially and mentally retarded brethren, Marxx. And after I'm done with him, there will be nothing that will stand between me beating you and showing all these hicks your shortcomings in this sport. "
Apparently the hicks didn't like that comment as one of them threw a soda in the ring at Cross, which just narrowly missed his head, crashing into the ropes and splashing across that side of the ring.
"And when I'm through with you, and I go on to take that title from the unworthy holder, I won't be done. You aren't the only moronic animal who cares more about being a spot-monkey, more about making another human being bleed, than proving that they deserve their spot at the top in this great sport by actually competing with grappling holds, and suplexes. No, not when there's a stick to be swung, or a table to be broken. I was lowered that low when I had to make another man bleed for the entertainment of these so called fans. In what other sport do the fans call for blood? I can think of no others outside of the dark ages and the time of barbaric gladiatorial competition. But for now, I am done talking to you, as your lower intellect bores me. Good day to you, primate."
With that, he beat a hasty retreat out of the ring, by rolling down and out of the ring before KJ could touch him. Whether this be cowardice or sagacity, the fans didn't care. They booed and heckled him all the way around the ring, save for the few who actually marked out for people like him. He never took his eye off of the man that he was on a collision course with, for to do so would be folly.
"And don't you worry, KJ... After this match you will truly know what it means to be Redeemed." "You must have forgotten something about me, Cross." says Newfoundland with his forearms laying on the top rope, "I am not american born and thus english isn't my primary language. But, I believe people say this in all languages.
As Cross is busy looking down toward KJ, Amanda made her way out of the back carrying a replacement for Perdão; a metal hockey stick. Amanda would try to wack the stick across the back of Cross head to prove that running away isn't always the right way to leave KJ.
"Karma is a b***h." finished KJ Chris heard the fans begin to cheer, which caused him to turn just in time to see Amanda and escape into the very crowd he had just insulted. That was not a good idea. He was stuck between some crazy woman with a metal stick and thousands of angry hillbillies who wanted to tear him apart. Oddly enough, the crowd frightened him less. He began pushing them to the side, making his way through, looking for security. He wasn't allowing anyone to stop him until he almost ran into a small child in a wheelchair. He was holding up a poster of Chris, which had been signed some time earlier, well before this current state of affairs. With a tear in the corner of his tiny little eye, he ripped the poster in half, which actually seemed to have a visible effect on the evildoer. However, whatever effect it had was pushed to the back of his mind as the crowd began to close in and were just about to do very mean things to Cross when security finally pulled him out and began escorting him out of the arena so he could change for his match. This was met with a rousing group cheer of "Na Na Na Na. Na Na Na Na. Hey Hey Hey. Goodbye."
"Falls Apart" by Thousand Foot Krutch begins to play as KJ rolled out of the ring with KJN chants raining down on him. KJ walked up to Amanda and says "We're that close to knocking little sense into him."
Amanda and KJ walked to the back
-Tyson Parks (FACE) vs Lauri Henry (HEEL)
-Guy 'Cancer' Fox Promo #1 Contender's Match for Womens title
Damita Ace Guest Ref
-Bianca (Tween) vs Sandra (HEEL) vs Claire Hawkins Yuke looked down at Bianca and made the count 1.... 2.... Yuke then stared at Bianca coldly and slapped her hand down a third time, as the bell was rang. As Bianca stared back at Yuke as she slapped the mat for the third and final time, a look of disbelief which turned to a happy shock as he heard the bell ring signaling not only that the match was over, but that now the "Busty Brawler" was the 3rd and new EEW womens Champion. Letting Sandra go, Bianca slowly made it back to her feet rubbing her face with one hand as she still was reeling from the earlier head shots. Yuke went the apron and got the Women's title. She looked at it for a moment and felt disgusted. "This is what the women's division has become?" she said to herself as she walked over to Bianca. "Hey Pinky..Here's your consolation prize!" Yuke said as she would attempt to kick Bianca in the gut, and then if successful would give her an corkscrew axe kick. As Bianca was about to recieve the Women's belt she quickly doubled over and fell face first to the mat as Yuke gave her a kick to the gut and some kind of an axe kick in its place. Yuke picked up the Women's title, and spat on it as the crowd booed heavily. She chucked it at Bianca, before walking out of the ring slowly making sure to spit on Sandra and Claire as she left. The fans began to litter the ring with garbage. Bianca tires to get up as she got hit with her newly won womens title. she slowly tried to roll out of the ring. Debut Match -Hangover (FACE) vs Prince (Debut)3 Minutes later Hangover went for the Black Russian Neck drop, but Prince flipped over to his feet. Hangover started to stand and was hit with The Falling Prince! Prince went for the cover! One! Two! three! Your winner Prince! -Duane Wages Promo -ArchAngel (FACE) vs Nuke Fusion (HEEL)4 minutes later Archangel went to pull Nuke back for the Dry Baptism! Arch Had Nuke in the hold, but Nuke twisted around to where Arch had a front facelock. Nuke punched Arch a few times in the gut and arch let go an doubled over. As he did Nuke ht the ropes and hit the Fusion Cutters. After the move hit Nuke yelled!" "I just love kicking your a**!" " Nuke then went for the cover! One! Two! Three! Your winner, Nuke Fusion!! The Heartbreaker is on a roll((Given permission to post this by the boss, so complain to him)) Don't you wanna go for a ride
Down to the other side
Feels so good you could cry
Now won't you do what I told you!? "Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome the NEEWWW EEW Television Champion..." "Shut your trap you patronizing desperate fool!" Landry's music cut off early and sure enough soon after, Mike appeared from behind the curtain with a microphone, which nowadays seemed to be surgically attached to his hand. "Every single person in this arena knows who I am you obnoxious failure, who the hells knows who -you- are?" Landry barks, causing the audience to break into a chorus of boo's before a small chant begins. "He is awesome!" "He is awesome!" Landry merely shrugged them off and spoke over tha antagonizing audience, "I am The Heartbreaker. I am one half of the greatest tag team ever to grace a wrestling ring, I am a third generation wrestler from the greatest wrestling family in the history of this business the Golden Grahams andI am the NEW EEW Television Champion! I am Mike Landry!" By this time Landry had made his way to the ring and jumped up onto the apron where he climbed between the ropes with his brand new belt shined up and strapped proudly around his waist. "And so I ask you again, who the hell knows who you are? Get the hell out of my ring you insignificant expendable pione, i'm bored with you," and with that Landry pushed the announcer down and he rolled out to the ringside area. "As you can see, last night at Explicit Content I did exactly as I promised I would. Not only did I defeat Joshua Danielson as well as his tag team partner Scott Shock for the -second- time, well advancing -The- Tag team up the ranks once again, but I systematically dismantled and humiliated Marxx before I defeated him and regained my EEW Television Championship. Now I am told that my first title defense will be at the December PPV in a triple threat match, and that can only mean one thing." Mike lowered the microphone to reveal the arrogant smirk that had crept across his face. "It means EEW management is so sure that no one man could steal this title away from my clutches, they must stack the deck against me just to make it a fair fight! But that's okay, i've never been defeated by either of my contenders, Marxx or Yuke, so the result is a no-brainer. I will walk out, STILL your EEW Television Champion, and I garun-dam-tee you that with the help of -The- Tag Team Partner Matt Stone, that I am soon to be one half of the EEW Tag Team Champions. And if you don't like it, I do. So says the Heartbreaker, so shall it be..." The titantron blips up, and it shows Yuke "You know something Landry, I believe it was I dragged your unconscious body on to Marxx. Now I'm not going to say you owe me Landry, because lets face it, I'm already a contender to that title before you became champion. " Yuke looked at her waist that showed the EEW X-treme championship and on her right shoulder had one of the EEWS Tag Team Championships. "My left shoulder is lonely, and at Carnage Rulz, I'll become the first ever triple champion in EEW. So what if Marxx wants to invoke his re-match clause and make it a triple threat. I've already put Marxx on a stretcher and Landry, you claim to be the heart breaker. Thing is, you can't woo me. You're not man enough. Just hold that title warm for me will you doll... Carnage Rulz, the EEW Television title joins Team Carnage!" Yuke said with a laugh as the feed cut. Landry raised his mic and opened his mouth as if to speak but... }Your Midnight Role Model{ Marxx's entrance video starts, as well as Welcome to the Masquerade from Thousand Foot Krutch plays through the arena. Marxx appears from the entrance ramp, wearing his signature black leather coat. However, it seems heavier than usual.
He walks on the ramp, getting to the ring. He approaches from the side where the announcer's table is and asks for a microphone.
"Wow... Just, wow!"
Marxx looks at both of them, simply stunned, to say the least.
"I am simply... Stunned! And you know why? All I hear coming from you two is that you're literally saying to everyone that I am the better wrestler between you and I. Because right now, you both put yourself over with the fact you got lucky one time. You are so surprised that you were able to get one win over me that it is the only thing you talk about, how you get so big from a win over me. But as far as I'm concerned, nobody in the roster are getting big at having a win against neither of you both, it's nothing but usual work for the guys in the back to kick the little miss butty of jackass like both of you!"
The crowd cheers in approval to what Marxx just said.
"But since I'm a nice guy and all, I though I might bring a few things for you both. Laundry, don't be bad, but I'll go with the ladies first and start with Figwit on the screen. Too bad you're not here, you would love this."
He points at Yuke, motioning her to get closer. Fans laugh at the Lord of the Rings's elf reference.
"Since creatures like you are mostly associated to Ireland, I thought I would bring you the official symbol of luck in that country: a 4-leaf clover!"
And he takes out a clover from his pocket.
"And for you both, I also brought some other stuff that are supposed to bring some luck. Here's a rabbit foot, one for each actually... I got you some horseshoe also... And there is also this amulet that is supposed to keep the bad spirits away. To be equal, I think I'll just give it to you Landry."
And he takes out all of the objects from his pockets. No wonder they were heavy like that! He handles the amulet to Landry, and then continues to speak.
"So I hope you appreciate my gifts, because I feel like it's something you guys will need if you want to get another win over me. But it is not me saying this, it is your reaction by seeing how you sell yourself over ONE match. You're gonna need a whole lot of luck to beat me next time we get in this ring guys!"
The fans cheered to that statement.
"But no matter how much luck you bring with you in the ring, no matter how hard you prepared yourself - Or how many archers the... 'Glow in the dark' thing with the pointed ears right there sends to me - This won't change much because at Carnage Rulez, I'm just going to get back what should have never left my waist and leave my..."
He lifts up his microphone as the crowd yells "MARXX!"
"... On you!"With that said, he lowered the microphone as the fans cheered for Marxx. }MARXX!{ Landry was becoming visibly angrier by the second and finally he let loose. "You two don't talk to me in that tone! I am the champion, that means I am above you! I out rank you! I'm payed more than you! And if management had to pick one of us to fire it sure as hell means it would be one of you! My name is Mike Landry! But I can see how you could confuse that seeing as you have more dirty laundry around here than anyone Marxx! And as for your little girlfriend Yuke, as far as she's concerned she is a non factor, because no woman will ever get one over on the Heartbreaker. So you," He points to Marxx sternly, "get the hell out of my ring. And you," he points to the tron, "get the hell out of my sight. Because so help me if I come across either one of you on my path to Carnage Rulez, I will take you out of that match, and out of EEW. Just like I did to Snypa Rifle, do you understand me?!" Landry's face was beat red and was ready for a fight, just waiting for someone to test him. Suddenly, Bodies by Drowning Pool hits the arena and 'The Talented One' Cartwright appears on the entrance ramp to huge cheers! He has a mic in his hand. "I am here to make a announcement concerning Yukes Contendership to the Television Championship. You see, under the official EEW Rulebook which I read over a plate of toast this morning, no wrestler can hold more than one main roster Championship at once. "This means that, Yuke may continue to hold the EEW X-Treme and EEWS Tag Team Championships, but I am FORCED to remove her contendership status to the Television Championship." He announces to HUGE cheers. "And I feel that the contendership should go to the man whose title you stole from him using the small print for the X-Treme Division, that the gold must be defended 24/7......MR. X!" He says to another round of cheers. -Pimp w/Young Money (FACE) vs Duane Wages (HEEL)The ref counted! One! Two! Thre Wages kicked over and put pimp on his shoulders, even surprising Pimp. and the ref counted! One! Two! Three! Your winner Wages! -Atrocity (FACE) vs Bryan Bain (HEEL)Atrocity picked up Bryan and set him up for an attempt of The Last Rite. If that connected he'd go for another pin. Bryan was exhausted and bloody, and as Atrocity held him up with arms out behind his back. Bryan thought to himself that he might as well let happen and go home beaten, after all it ain't a title match. So Bryan was slammed onto the back of his neck and shoulders, almost rolling backwards. However his feet flopped back down, and just as soon as they touched, Atrocity was there with the pin.1..
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*Ding! Ding! Ding!* Atrocity stood up above Bryan after the pin with his arms raised in triumph...then his music started then he left the ring and up the stage. Atrocity felt good about getting a victory over a champion in a non-title match and he was thinking that this could be the start of a road to the championship level... The music suddenly cut off as the lights shut off. The monitor flickered to life, showing the same ongoing image: A man, dressed all in white minus a black top hat and boots, with a white 'comedy' mask on, sitting in what appeared to be a white chair, shaped like an upward palm. The man stared at the camera, one leg crossed over the other, while holding a cane on his lap. A mechanical voice disrupted the silence. "Congratulations are in order. A match well fought, a new start begun. You have shown great promise, but then again, you have always shown great promise. Tell me, do you actually believe, by humbling yourself, degrading yourself to the lowest level, would aide you in capturing a title? You have had great promise and a great career, yet, you still have not succeeded to the point you wish. You will not be accepted by the masses, you will be washed away, lost amongst those hungrier and younger than you. I offer you an opportunity, join me, let us shake the very foundation of EEW, allow yourself the opportunity to have your name on the lips of every fan and every wrestler. Seek me when you have your decision, I will await you." The mechanical voice stopped speaking, leading to the monitor to shut off. The lights turned back on and Atrocity's music resumed. After watching what was just on the screen Atrocity had a confused look on his face and not knowing who the guy was just shook it off and left back to his locker room to revol in his victory -Atrocity PromoThe screen goes blank and then a giant phoenix appears goes to a pile of ash and from a giant fire a silhouette starts to stand up and "Atrocity XXX" hits the screen it big red letters. Then "inside the Fire" by Disturbed begins and Atrocity comes to the stage with a few stitches on his forehead and several burn marks on his face and arms and the crowd gives some cheers. He makes his way to the ring unzips his jacket slightly and grabs a mic. "Well ladies and gents boys and girls and everyone who hated me..i have recovered and i am back...but not as the old Atrocity....as i will demonstrate on the screen there" he points to the tron as it shows clips of Atrocity from his first matches with Snypa Rifle and his days with Bloody Reich. "now at those times i was a destructive person with intent and hurting and occasionally burning others but then i met a man named Cross, Christopher Cross to be exact and we had match which i'm sure you all know ended in me falling through a stack of flaming tables" Atrocity paused for a moment to reflect on the events of the match "when thinking back to those moments I'm reminded of an old childhood phrase parent always like to shove into your face 'If you play with fire you're going to get burned' and that couldn't have been more true at explicit content. But i've gone into fire and like the mystical phoenix was reborn from the ashes and now i'm a changed person, no longer will i be intent on completely destroying others by means of weapons and fiery sorts. instead i will use my high-flying skills and fly like the birds to defeat my opponents. Thank you" The crowd cheers more loudly as the music hits and Atrocity exits the ring and goes back up the stage Want to add anything? Post below!
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Posted: Sun May 23, 2010 10:43 am
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Posted: Sun May 23, 2010 10:47 am
 Cartwright (GM BURN-FACE)March-April ShowMain EventTriple Threat Falls Count Anywhere Match
-Johnathan Riker (FACE) defeated Harli (FACE) and Joshua Danielson (FACE)Backstage Easter PromoQuote: The camera shows a hallway somewhere backstage. We immeadately see the EEW women's champion Bianca leaning beside a crate only moving lightly to the left for a moment then right as if looking for something. When suddenly a familiar voice is heard. "Hey B!!"Bianca turned to see her younger sister Karen standing next to her. "Oh... hey little sis..."Bianca said before turning back to looking around. apparently seemed to be looking for something. "You ok B? I mean ever since that dinner date you had with Marxx you've been pretty quiet, that's not like you."Your worried?"Bianca asked flatly, with Karen kinda speechless. Bianca just gave a light shrug before continuing on. "Sorry sis, I've just had a lot on my mind...""Wanna talk about it?""There's nothing more to talk about really. I told Marxx that I still love him, and he told me he still loves me... he just needs to learn to trust me again. Which honestly I don't blame him really..."All of a sudden a tiny voice could be heard. "Mommy! Aunt Karen! I found another one!!"All of a sudden Bianca's little girl, Lily popped out of nowhere holding a tiny basket in one hand.  "Good job sweetie. How many do you have in your basket?"Lily looked down into her little basket counting for a few moments before holding up her hand showing her 5 little fingers. "Only 5? hmm... I'm pretty sure I saw the Easter Bunny hide some more eggs around here so keep at it!""Ok Mommy!!"Lily said beaming a smile to her mother and aunt which they both returned as Lily went back to what was apparently an egg hunt. Karen then turned back to Bianca. "Ok... what's this all about?"Karen asked her sister quietly not wanting Lily to hear. *sigh*"With all the crap that was going on, plus promo spots as EEW Women's champion, I nearly forgot about Easter and it was either do it here or break her heart. Y'know Easter is her favorite holiday cause--"
"--She likes bunnies..."Bianca then turned to Karen looking a little shocked before letting out a slight giggle. "...your improving sis..."
"Learned from the best. Anyway's I got a match to get ready for... by the way good luck tonight against Sandra."
"Thank's sis. cya later!"Karen waved good bye as she left the camera view. Bianca would once again set her sights on her little girl and her hunt. Quote: Just as Bianca sister had left. Bryan walked into the picture. "Well if it isn't the voluptuous Bianca!" Bryan proclaimed as he approached her. MidnightBlue9999 Bianca turned toward the voice only to see Bryan Bain approaching her. "Oh... hi Bryan..."TheXFactor Bryan stopped just about a foot away from Bianca and with a confident smile spoke. "Now, now I know what your thinking.. "What's that gorgeous hunk of man meat doing here on Burn?!" Well to tell you the truth I'm here for one thing... You." Bryan paused, rubbing a hand down his chin in a arrogant fashion. "I couldn't stand the thought of Marxx ignoring you since your date at my steakhouse didn't go as you hoped so I came over to try and cheer you up." Bryan said with a smile as he placed a hand on the wall next to them, leaning against the wall as one foot crossed over the other to put most of his weight on the other. MidnightBlue9999 "Now what makes you think it didn't go well Bryan?"Bianca asked flatly all the while trying to keep an eye on her little girl as she continued. "Granted it wasn't anything like a normal date, but I think we got alot of stuff out in the open..."She closed her eyes letting out a slight sigh. "Now... its all up to him..." Yuke shockingly captured the X-Treme Championship by taking advantage of the 24/7 Rules and entering herself as a participant towards the end of the match. Burn try-out Match-Brody Robinson (FACE) defeated Justin Amaze (HEEL)Burn Try-out Match-Creeker w/Kodiak (The Marines FACE) defeated Evan Saninja (HEEL)Harli the Pervy Sage I choose death before dishonor I'd rather die than live down on my knees Bury me like a soldier, with my dignity! You imitate the ostracized, put your head beneath the sand Your cup it runneth over, must be rough to live so grand You reap what you sew, you pay what you owe unless you bathe yourself in greed You rob and you take, your world is fake There's no honor amongst the thieves I choose death before dishonor I'd rather die than live down on my knees Bury me like a soldier, with my dignity!  Harli came out on stage with a mic in his hands, he looked around at the crowd before heading to the ring with a serious look on his face. Once Harli was near the steps, he would walk up them and hop into the ring, walking towards the center of the ring. Harli looked around at the crowd before looking at the ground and back up again. His attention was focused on the crowd and on what he has to say. Harli the Pervy Sage Harli would raise the mic to speak. "You know, since I had won the EEW World title back in 2008, my career was shot into the sky. I was at the peak of my career for over a year of holding the EEW World title, however I lost to 2.0 in September a day of holding that title for a year. Since then, I felt like I haven't had a meaning in this company." Harli pauses to reflect on his year long reign as EEW World Champion before looking up at the crowd again. The mic was risen to Harli's mouth again. "Before I speak about tonight's main event, I have decided that I will walk the path of success like the success I tasted over a year ago. I swear that I will once again hold EEW gold and I will cut a bloody path through the people who get in my way back to the top, whether your friend or foe. Nothing will stop me from becoming a champion once again." Harli turned around to face the camera man that was standing towards the announce table "Now for tonight's main event which features myself, Jonathan Riker and Joshua Danielson. It's clear to me that tonight will be the first time, that I have stepped inside a ring with Jonathan Riker but it isn't the first time that I've had a match with Josh. But make no mistake about, I will cut them both down to get myself back on top of EEW and there's not a person who can stop me from completing my goals." Harli threw the mic down as Death Before Dishonor blared throughout the arena as Harli began to make his way to the back. Yuke of XV The arena went dark, as the sound of crows began to caw. " The time is now......" Age of destruction. Obliteration. Eradication. Decapitation. Anticipation of elimination. Destroy.
I say we play. You do or you die.
You have no time. So look in my eyes.
Your destination, Peoples' Proclamation.
Consume the world. Elimination!
I can not see, but shadows I know.
You can believe.
I rule below. There's nothing left.
So do your best.
Put up or shut up or lie with the rest.The stage began to glow a dark green as flames shot up. A figure rose from the stage, the crowd couldn't tell who it was until... The former owner of EEW, Chrono Clepsydra had returned! He flicked back his green and black hair and smirked. The crowd went ballistic! You lie. We lie.
Try to deceive. Shadow is faster.
Try to believe. Light's not the master.
Guilt is upon you. Fear in your voice.
Scream in the night. You make the choices.
You can't believe. All of your greed.
One more blow. Life's on the road.
Nothing to follow. Heart feeling hollow.
A little more blood. Some more to swallow.
All of the shadows that burn from the light are behind you now.
All of the shadows that burn from the light are behind you now.Chrono stepped in front of Harli blocking his path. He waved his finger, in a shameful way. There was a faint 'tsk tsk' noise coming from his lips. He produced a microphone. Yuke of XV " Good Evening EEW Universe.. Been awhile hasn't it? Didn't think I'd return did you? DID YOU?
Now then, why am I here right now? This place has gone to hell since that unforeseen incident.
Regardless I'll get to that later. Now then, Harli.. Harli.. Harli..Been awhile hasn't it?
Remember when you were a champion and I beat you down? Beat you like a little b***h?
You want to complain about how without your title you don't have meaning? Can you really call yourself a champion?
You did absolutely nothing as champion to begin with.
Me? I took over the company, knocked around several former champions, won the title, got shot and came back.
I have no intentions in getting a re-match for my title, its a dishonorable title, after being held by the likes of you.
That title is the epitome of greed, and everyone who goes for that title.
Since my extended break, I've taken the time to evaluate EEW from the perspective of a viewer.
Now that I'm back, I've decided to make it my mission..To cleanse EEW of the unworthy, starting with you..
You see Harli, as I stated. I beat you without an effort while you were a champion,
and now that you're going for the title once again well..
You'll have to get through me, the former EEW Champion to even contend for the title and I assure you history will repeat itself again.
Be prepared Harli of Brisbane, Australia, Hunting season is coming and I'm looking to put your head on my mantle.." Chrono said, as the crowd was astonished with Chrono's new found attitude, and the fact that he came out after Harli rather than Jed. He pointed a gun finger at Harli, and mouthed 'BANG' and pulled the trigger. The rest of Chrono's music began to play as his laughter echoed throughout the arena. Age of destruction. Obliteration. Eradication. Elimination. Destroy.
I say we play. You do or you die.
You have no time. So look in my eyes.
Your destination, Peoples' Proclamation.
Consume the world. Elimination!
I can not see, but shadows I know.
You can believe.
I rule below. There's nothing left.
So do your best.
Put up or shut up or lie with the rest.
All of the shadows that burn from the light are behind you now.
All of the shadows that burn from the light are behind you now.
Try to deceive. Shadow is faster.
Try to believe. Light's not the matter.
Guilt is upon you. Fear in your voice.
Scream in the night. You make the choices.
You can't believe. All of your greed.
One more blow. Life's on the road.
Nothing to follow. Heart feeling hollow.
A little more blood. Some more to swallow.
You lie. We lie.The_Kid_Extreme You don't mess with the Kid (echo)"Who You're Messing With" by Kyle Extreme starts playing as some of the fans begin to cheer. Kyle runs down, being sure to take some time with the fans, of course, then runs and slides into the ring. "Yo!" He shouted as the music stopped, "I am Kyle 'The Kid' Extreme! You may recognize me as that little guy that managed to pin Harli last week." A bit of a mixed reaction over his mention of his victory over Harli. "Look, he fought a good match, I was just that much better on that one night, I'm not going to dwell on that..." He paused, and a big smirk came across Kyle's face. "Not when I've got such a great match for tonight! That's right, I'm going to be fighting for the X-Treme Championship! I don't care if there's some special referee or anything like that, I mean, come on, this title was literally named after me...or I was named after it...Either way!" He then took a second in order to get back on track, "Anyway, like I was saying, I'm in the title match against three other people, don't really matter, ain't nobody can top me!" He then took a minute as the crowd again had a sort of mixed reaction to the new guy talking so big. "But, perhaps I shouldn't go for talking a big game, I'll just let my actions do the talking later on." This time only cheers followed as "Who You're Messing With" By Kyle Extreme begins playing again and Kyle starts to walk out of the ring. Draze then comes out and the two exchange words. They respect each other but they make it clear to each other that they are rivals. Burn Try-out Match-Rhamm w/Silverback and Tygre (The Animalz FACE) defeated Diego Alva (FACE)morsis As EEW came back from commercial, the camera spun to view the entire audience as the lights slowly faded until they cut out completely. The titantron screen slowly came on, showing television static, shaking ever slow slightly at random intervals. "Ahhhhhhhh"
"Ahhhhhhhh"A voice whispered as slow piano music began to play. The titantron slowly faded to a slow motion clip of Andrew spearing Talon into steel steps. It faded again before showing Andrew nail Matt Draven in the head with brass knuckles, the blood flying slowly off of his forehead. Next it showed Diego Alva tapping out while under one of Andrew's submissions, each slap coming down slowly before being followed by a prolonged echo of the canvas reacting. After that, it showed him spearing Justin Amaze before fading in accordance as Justin was curling up in agony. Then it showed Andrew performing a spinebuster to Talon onto tacks, closing up on the face of Talon as tacks visably bounced in the background. The piano music began to increase in tempo, the clips moving quickly to shots of Andrews face, his eyes glaring in each scenario before fading again. A clip of appeared of Andrew choking out Justin with his Kyoufu clutch. The final clip of the 'montage' disappeared at the effect of burning from the middle, almost as if someone had dropped a lit match in the center of a photgraph. The flames dwindled and the arena was once again engulfed in darkness as the words ANDREW MATTHEWS shook in black/white with a yellow background. "You can run...but you can't hide...No one can..." A childs voice said as the words faded. "No one can!" the voice repeated, it's frightened voice cracking. "No where is s-safe...No one is safe! No one is! N-No ONE!" The voice shrieked before the lights came back on suddenly at the abrupt ending of the words and piano music. The promo was to announce the fact that Speed's very own 'New Age Horror' had been let loose on tonights Burn. Jarel pinned Bounty while Jed had a brawl with Chrono outside the ring. Change is Coming!Cartwright Bodies by Drowning Pool hits the arena as the crowd goes wild for the apperance of 'The Talented One' Cartwright on Burn! He high fives the fans on his way to the ring and asks for a mic. "I bet you are wondering what I am doing here after being announced as the Drown GM a couple of months ago. EEW.com broke the news before we went on air. "With the ex-PCW Owner Tim Silvia, a well-respected booker, buying Chrono's shares...the current Burn GM lost her power. But that's not all, as me and Tim made a deal. I bought some of his shares of him. He owns 40% of EEW.....I own 60%....I am the MAJORITY SHAREHOLDER!" He announces to cheers! "Now Burn lost a GM and Tim decided he wanted to work with Drown.....so there was only one place left for me to go! Cartwright's Burning once again! "Me and Tim are in agreement that EEW is on crutches after the abuse it took from Chrono and Team Carnage's reign. We have been working together behind the scenes, thinking of solutions. "Chrono and Team Carnage did alot of damage, taking out members of the roster, making decisions based on their own interests rather than the interests of EEW etc. "So my first decision, to help fix the rosters, I am holding Burn try-out matches for Speeders, TONIGHT!" He announces to a huge roar. "Everybody saw the impact that Kyle Extreme and Draze made in their Burn debuts, defeating established Burn stars! They bring youth and enthusiasm to the roster and always give their all! If the Speeders in tonight's try-out matches can make the impact on Burn that they did, then EEWs future will be a bright one for a long time to come!" "The next change may sound a little bit scary to the guys in the back, but if this works, it could change the way wrestling is produced forever! I propose that in May, the month where EEWs biggest Pay-Per-View One Night Stand event will take place, that EEW goes WEEKLY!" The crowd roars in approveal! "You guys agree, one Burn, one Drown and one Speed a month just isn' enough! It will be a big change but it will also be a exciting time to be in EEW! More details on the move will be announced later, for now, enjoy the last monthly Burn show!" Master Kanaka "WHILE THEY WILL BE ENJOYING THE FINAL BURN SHOW, I WILL BE ENJOYING SENDING YOU TO THE HOSPITAL...."The voice was heard through out the arena's speaker system, the fans booed upon recognition of the voice. K Dogg fought his way through the crowd, mic in hand and a brown bag in the other. As he made his way through the crowd, the mic picked up sounds of K Dogg cursing at fans and threatening them if they touched him once more. He climbed over the guard rail and stared at Cartwright in the ring, a menacing scowl etched onto his face. "Well, well, well, looks like time has repeated itself. Your punkass is in charge, and I'm fighting the crowd, no entrance music, no introduction and no respect...." K Dogg said as he climbed the ring steps onto the ring apron and stepped into the ring, getting right into Cartwright's face. He stared into Cartwright's face, not moving, not speaking, barely blinking before bringing the mic level. "....Ain't this a b***h.....You go from a crazed egomaniac that took over your company to the overlooked, overworked s**c that wants to send you out in a body bag, guess its not easy being in charged, eh puto?" K Dogg said, dropping the mic to his side, allowing the fans to boo his words as he stared down Cartwright once again. K Dogg raised the mic level once more. "Before you start going off, askin what business I have out here, I'm gonna beat you to da punch....." K Dogg reached into the bag and removed its content: a copy of the 'Self Implosion of K Dogg" dvd. "......this is a copy of one of EEW Entertainment's latest dvd entry: 'Misunderstood Genius and Racial Diversity: The Self Implosion of K Dogg', Quite an interesting title, don't ya think? Of course you do, it's made by your company." K Dogg said, his tone becoming more forceful. "....But thats not the most interesting feature of this dvd. I actually sat down and watched a copy of this crap and do you know what I saw?...." K Dogg said, making sure Cartwright was looking him in the eyes, " .....I saw match after match of me losin. Every time I was shown doing somethin big, its followed up with showin me losing or getting my a** beat, EVERY GODDAMN MATCH!" K Dogg shouted into the mic, shouting at Cartwright. K Dogg paused once more, this time, he took a moment to walk about the ring, trying to calm down. "Just when it seemed as if the dvd couldn't get any more irritating, I realized that the dvd didn't even bother to have SPANISH SUBTITLES! AND I'M F**KING MEXICAN!" K Dogg shouted once more, this time it was directed no where in particular. K Dogg returned his attention to Cartwright once more. "I thought that was it, I thought the irritating aspects were through, that I couldn't be more humiliated, until I watched the bonus features. Maybe you can explain somethin Cartwright, tell me, whose idea was it to let some of the boys in the back, talk s**t about me, on the dvd bonus features?!" K Dogg asked with great force and passion behind his words. Quote: "You want to know whose idea it was? The idea of producing your DVD? The idea of you being shown, pinned, over and over? The idea of the DVD title? That was all me. "Why? Because you deserve it. Because there was a demand for it. Because there was a NEED for it. Fans around the World tell me how much they hate you, every member of EEW has told me they hate you, hell....even your former stablemates....they REALLY hate you!" He says to cheers. "The hate for you was so universal, that I thought I would capitalise on it and your DVD was born. Hey, you don't want it to print? Fine, but you would miss out on one hell of a royalty cheque." "As for the Spanish subtitles, my research team discovered that you're not even loved by your home country. You were found to be a tad too unpopular, by that I mean that we couldn't even sell the DVD in your country! I mean, around the World there's a lot of mark hate for your character and the fans LOVE to see you getting pinned. But in Spain, they just plain hate you. So we did not bother adding Spanish subtitles for that reason. "However, the DVD Bonus Feature Interviews were the idea of the wrestlers in the back! They needed no coaxing and I too was happy to give my thoughts!" He announced as the crowd cheered in approveal, that can't sit well with K-Dogg! (Chrono then went to the ring and after doing a promo with Jed, chokeslammed Cartwright to the outside of the ring.) Quote: Slipping out of the ring, K Dogg made his way to the guard rail and proceeded to shove a fan out of his seat. K Dogg picked up the chair, folded it closed and made his way over to the unconscious Cartwright. K Dogg grabbed the chair with both hands, raised it high above his head and proceeded to slam it down onto Cartwright's forehead, over and over again. Quote: SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! Security rushed over to K-Dogg to stop him doing anymore damage! Cartwright was busted wide-open and the chair was dented. K-Dogg was absolutely brutal with those shots.
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Posted: Sun May 23, 2010 10:49 am
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Posted: Sun May 23, 2010 10:51 am
Cartwright (GM BURN-FACE)Burn 02 May 2010 ShowMain EventEEW World Championship Contenders Match- Jarel Damone (FACE) defeated Harli (FACE)Harli PromoQuote:  Harli stood in the center of the ring with the microphone at his side while he began to collect his thoughts before rasing the microphone up to speak "Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, listen up because tonight you are looking at the next number one contender for the EEW World Championship. I have been waiting for this chance since the day that I lost the title to Kelly King". The crowd had booed at the mentioning of Kelly's name, as Harli shook his head with disappoint before speaking again. "Even though you may boo Kelly King, the fact remains that it was a great match that I had the honor to have with Kelly King. But I'm not here to speak of the past, however I am here to speak about tonight's main event with myself against the legendary Dragon himself, Jarel." The crowd exploded with cheers at Jarel's name being mentioned, Harli himself applauded along with the fans as they chanted Jarel's name. "Yes that's right, I'll be going toe to toe with Jarel, one of the greatest wrestlers to be seen in any promotion. I really respect Jarel and he is a good man and all but I hope Jarel and myself can steal the show, cause no matter the outcome. I'll still respect Jarel, however not to sound selfish but I kinda do want to win this match at all costs but I'll have no hard feelings if Jarel were to win tonight". Harli did a bow towards the crowd before looking over at the stage area. Quote: Jarel is walking into the arena when he is stopped by an announcer. Announcer: Jarel, just a quick word. Tonight you return to the main event here on Burn as you take on Harli for a number 1 contender's spot. What's going through your mind? Jarel looks at the guy. "Honestly, it's another day at work for me. I don't count on much because I don't get along with management. What I will say is here, tonight, Harli old pal, you're in for one hell of a fight. When I'm done with you, you'll know first hand why no one in any federation has ever enjoyed being in the ring with me. It's nothing personal, its business. Now, I've got a match to prepare for. See you out there, Harli. - K-Dogg (HEEL) defeated Eva Draven (FACE)K-Dogg Pre-Match PromoQuote: K Dogg made his way through the audience, ignoring the fans. K Dogg climbed over the guard rail and slid into the ring. Picking himself up, K Dogg got right into the face of the ring announcer and attempted to punk him out, by threatening to strike him. As soon as the ring announcer flinched, K Dogg smirked then snatched the mic out from the announcer's hand. As soon as he stood in the center of the ring, the fans began to let their displeasure be known. The arena was filled with 'boos', as well as 'We Want Cartwright!' chants, 'Eva!' chants and 'LAO' chants. With a scowl plastered onto his face, K Dogg gave the fans a bit to quiet down. 'You all finished?' K Dogg said into the mic, creating another eruption of 'boos' 'Guess not, but then again, I really don't give a damn about any of you.' K Dogg said, feeding the raucous crowd's displeasure even further. After a brief amount of time passed, the crowd died down once more. 'LAO, Cartwright, Chrono, Dravens, Henry......each and every one of y'all screwed me.......screwed me out of my destiny.......a destiny of greatness in EEW.' K Dogg said, before pausing briefly. 'But it wasn't enough to just screw me out of my destiny, nah, you all had to document how I was getting screwed, then make a dvd about it, promoting my EEW career as a joke!' K Dogg said in a angry tone, become enraged, thinking about the dvd that was created. 'You all, and all of these punk a** fans seem to want to hate me. hating a man who came in with a dream, a vision to create a more equal playing field in this business!' K Dogg said before leaning forward, hanging onto the top rope. 'Thats fine with me, I'll take all of your hatred and use it to bring down the very foundation of this company. My time is now, my revenge is now and it starts with that whore who took over my group when I was laid up in a hospital bed!' K Dogg shouted once more, before throwing the mic at the ring announcer and awaiting his opponent. - Joshua Danielson (FACE) defeated James 'Bounty' Hunter (TWEENER)- Draze (HEEL) defeated HotStuff (TWENNER) vs Kyle Extreme (FACE) after pinning KyleJohnathan Riker PromoQuote: As Burn returns from a commercial break, the camera focuses in on the ring side announcers, where they address the fans at home. Ring Announcer #1: "Ladies and gentleman, welcome back tonight's broadcast of EEW Burn. During the commercial break, me and my partner here just got word that next week the EEW World Champion, Johnathan Riker will public address the crowd about winning the championship and the situation surrounding the whole thing leading up to his amazing victory at House Party!" Suddenly the camera shot out to a view of the whole arena in showed a picture of Riker looking into the camera as he the title hangs over his shoulder, both his hands clenching onto it. With the words "Riker Address Public Next Week!" Then suddenly the camera changed to the stage as the next entrance music began. - Jed (HEEL) defeated Diego AlvaNone-Title Match- Karen Attawood and Claire Hawkins(FACE) defeated The Animalz (Silverback and Tygre) w/Rhamm (FACE) via no-showYuke PromoQuote: A live video feed popped up showing the Blood Queen and newly crowned EEW X-treme Champion, Yuke Clepsydra. She was shown with two titles, relaxing on a sofa. " Good evening, it seems Cartwright wants to make matches without telling me. He seems to like screwing people over..
Well sorry to burst your bubble Cartwright, but Atrocity is not going to win his match against me..
Nor is anyone else going to. It seems that a better opportunity presented itself, You see in EWA, I'm the reigning Mayhem champion, in EEW I'm the reigning X-treme champion.
I'm the 'Hardcore' champion on two federations, and night after night day after day I have people trying to take me out.
Even more so with these two titles well no more...
This X-treme title and this Mayhem title.. Well I'm here by merging them...
Oh and it gets better, you see I'm takin this X-treme title with me to the land of the EWA.
This is the last time you'll see me in EEW.
The X-treme Queen is taking her title, and is here by announcing herself as the last ruler.
I guess all thats left is to say this, how does it feel? How does it feel to know that your little 'plans' backfire on you Cartwright? How does it feel knowing that for all your little politicking that you do, there's always someone that will come around and turn around and hand you your a**.
All your little plots, and schemes.. You didn't realize that I was four steps ahead of you this whole time.." Yuke then spat blood at the camera as the feed cut. - Johnathan Riker (TWEENER) defeated Atrocity XXX (FACE)Cartwright's Always Eventful Burn Opening PromoQuote: Bodies by Drowning Pool hits the arena as Cartwright makes his way to the ring to huge cheers. He appears at the entrance ramp with a cane to steady himself and a nurse on by his side to keep him standing. He is also wearing a bandage around his forehead. He brings a smile to his face as he acknowledges the fans but can't do anymore than that. He slowly enters the ring and stands in the center of it. The nurse by his side holds a microphone for him to speak into. The fans cheer him on for making the effort to come out to the ring in his condition. "Thank you, thank you all. As you can see, I'm not feeling or looking at my best, but I can't let a little head trauma stop me from coming out tonight!" He says to a huge ovation. "And let's not forget my lovely assistant tonight, nurse Erica!" The crowd gives another ovation and wolf-whistles to her. "You all remember what K-Dogg did to me. K-DOGG! YOU, are the reason why I'm in such terrible condition. You took advantage of the situation last Burn. You grabbed a chair while I was down, out and defenceless and then smacked it down on my head so many times that I appear infront of the Burn fans in THIS conditon." The crowd boo loudly at the mention of what K-Dogg did. "There will be consequences for that K-Dogg. At One Night Stand, I have a very special opponent lined-up for you. That match......it is also going to have a special stipulation......FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE!" He announces to huge cheers. "Moving on, as soon as I entered the arena today, everyone has been telling me about the results of the EEW X-Treme Championship Match from the last Burn show. I heard it was a fantastic match, but with a controversial ending. "Yuke, I applaud your cunning. Using the 24/7 Rules on the title and as the special referee of that match, you added the stipulation of First Blood. Then you waited for the perfect time, to bloody your opponents YOURSELF and rightfully win the gold." The crowd boos as Yuke's tactics are re-told. "I have some news for you. The man you robbed the most, Atrocity XXX, has been named the Number One Contender to the X-Treme Championship at One Night Stand! However, this is his LAST shot at the title. Should he lose the match at One Night Stand against the X-Treme Champion, then he will be BARRED from challenging for the title for a whole six months." "One last thing before I leave. The Doctors advise me to have some bed rest for the next few weeks so I will not be able to make a apperance at the last Burn show before One Night Stand......" He stops as the crowd boos the news. "....I know, I want to be here too! But now I need to announce a temporary GM who can look after Burn while I am away. I have made my decision and, based on recent events, there is only one man I can trust more than anyone else on the roster..." Quote: 
I didn't think that I had a debt to pay
'Til they came to take what I had left away
You said you wouldn't put me to the test today
But I remember you saying that yesterday
Clips from Jed matches were complied to make a new entrance video. Footage of Jed as the masked man Flap jacking Emily through the table was shown. Then Jed unmasking in front of a sold out arena. Footage of Rick Roley was shown too. Jed and Roley shaking hands. Then it flashed to Jed hitting many Running European Uppercuts to Harli, Marxx, and many more. It showed footage from R.W.A. for example XW superkick Jed off the top rope into and announce table. Also it showed Jed winning The R.W.A. World title, Estermo, Saints, and Television Title in Extreme Entertainment Wrestling! Showed footage of Jed winning matches against Marxx, Matt Shanahan, Saint Joey, and Snypa!
Jed walked out from the backstage area as the crowd gave him a mixed reaction. Jed had a microphone in his right hand as he looked at the crowd.
"Wow..."
Jed paused for a few second as he could tell the crowd didn't hate him as much for some reason.
" I'm out here to announce that until Cartright, My step brother, gets better I will be in control of Burn. But of course this will take effect next Burn."
The crowd gave a mixed reaction.
"I'm expect to have a good time next show. I'm going to make a match like...Well..You'll just have to tune burn. But I will say that EEW world champion, Johnathan Riker, will be putting his World title on the line for the first time since winning the belt against myself, Marxx, and 2.0. "
The crowd cheered hearing that Riker will final defend his title after such a long time.
"But on a different note. I look in the ring. At my brother Cartwright. A very talented man. With out him EEW would not be the same. I'm sure you all know this."
The crowd gave a mixed reaction.
"Well I agree though, but EEW will be alot better with out one time Guy. You see a few months ago. I shot a man. I repeat a man. Since then I have felt good about my wrestling career. You all may not agree with what I did. But think about it. Since this guy has returned. He has interfered in almost every match last burn. He even decide to put himself in a tag title match with one Hotstuff. A match that management did not make that way. Well.."
Jed paused looking around at everyone.
"Well next burn will be a Chrono Free Burn people. Because if Chrono shows up once He will lose his contract and he will lose his match at One Night Stand with me. "
The crowd booed.
"I'm sorry but Chrono only cares about himself. Not you people. Not like me. I love you all. And most of the wrestlers in the back agree that I care more than Chrono. "
Jed paused as the crowd gave a mixed reaction.
"This is suppose to be a secret but a few shows ago. There was a vote on who was the biggest tool in professional wrestling. And everyone in the back voted for me. "
The crowd gave yet another mixed reaction.
"That's right people I'm the biggest tool in professional wrestling. With these hands of mine I have shaped the wrestlers of the future. Most of the guys most have agreed to because most of you don't know this..But backstage I stay near entrance area. reason be that. I get asked a lot of advice by most of the wrestlers. Young. Old. New. Veteran. They all agree that with out me wrestling would not be here right now. "
The crowd cheered but slowly turned to boo's.
"I'm sorry if you think that is a bad thing. But it's not. All the guys you see here in EEW have been influenced by me in some way. Wheither it be the countless hours I put in at the EEW wrestling academy school. Or the developmental show Speed. Or it be the hours of driving to get to the next show, so I can fall on the ground to make you all cheer or boo..."
Jed paused as the crowd took this information in. Jed took off his shirt to show some of the scars he has gotten from wrestling.
"I do it for you people. Everything I do. I do is for you all. I put my body on the line so you all can have a good time. "
Jed paused looking around.
"So when you saw me shoot Chrono. I did it so EEW could live on. So wrestling can live on. Wrestling does not need a person that is only here for themselves. But Wrestling needs a person that is here for All You!!!"
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Posted: Sat May 29, 2010 11:12 am
 Tim Silvia (Drown GM-FACE)Drown 02 May 2010Mike Landry vs Matt Draven Landry Def. Draven via Pinfall Upper CardRhamm vs Brandon Damone -Brandon Def. Rhamm via Pinfall Bryan Bain vs Zarel Damone -Bryan Def. Zarel via Pinfall Middle CardClaire Hawkins vs Mary -Claire Def. Mary via Submission Young Money vs Chris Chaos - Chaos Def. Money via Pinfall Matt Seraph vs Pimpin - Seraph Def. Pimpin via Pinfall Lower CardEmily Cullen vs Bianca - Bianca Def. Emily via Forfeit Damien Le vs Travis Nightsky -Double Count Out Show OpenerBrody Robinson & Samuel Wallace vs The Animalz - Robinson & Wallace Def. The Animalz via Pinfall _______________________________________
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