"If you don't like my fire than don't come around cause I'm going to burn one down"

The fans are quick to stand and boo at the "high" flyer, Mardy Wilkes-Booth. "Burn One Down" by Ben Harper begins playing over the loud speakers. The fans boo louder, trying to match the volume of the soft drums they hear.

Just as the boos were as loud as they were going to get, Mardy steps onto the EEW stage. She wasn't supposed to be in the ring for at least another half hour, but here she was now. Mardy matched down to he ring, barefoot and in her street clothes, ripped jeans and a big, gray sweater.

Mardy had a microphone in her hand. When she rolled into the ring she dropped the microphone on the mat by accident. Mardy stands up, leaving the microphone on the mat. She doesn't realize she dropped it yet. Mardy crosses the ring to a turnbuckle. She steps onto the second rope and flashes the "420" hand sign that she has been throwing around recently. The conservatives and do-gooders in the crowd boo her more, but a certain section of fans cheer and flash the sign right back at Mardy. Reefers.

Mardy jumps off the turnbuckle. The mat sprang when she landed. Mardy walks to the center of the ring, once she got there she raised her hand to speak into the microphone that she wasn't holding anymore. Her empty hand bewildered her. Meanwhile, the music ended. Mardy looked, as the fans boo more, for the microphone. She eventually found it where she dropped it. Now the problem was getting it. It was so far away! Mardy inhaled deeply and took the step to the microphone. She bent over, picked it up, and raised it to her mouth quickly, "Phew! So difficult."

"Since management finally decided to recognize how good I am, you folks are going to be rewarded. I've got two lessons for you, they're real short, so don't worry you can get your popcorn in a few minutes when the less entertaining fools come out here." The crowd boos again. "Oh you know it's true. Anyway, let's get to these lessons. First lesson is math: me plus EEW Women's Championship Match, equals new EEW Women's Champion. Boom! We're done."

Mardy smirks and the fans jeer. "The next lesson is on drugs. This one is a little more complicated, try to keep up morons."

"Okay so, next lesson. Next lesson, uhm. Next lesson, that I have for you, next lesson. Well, the lesson wasn't really important. Just remember, I will be the new women's champion."

Mardy, having lost momentum, stammers to finish off her speech. She looks out to the crowd and ducks her head. Mardy drops the microphone on the mat and quitely leaves the ring and then the goes backstage. Mardy lef the crowd very confused.