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 Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 8:39 pm
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Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 11:38 am
God Damn I Love Me
Don't you wanna go for a ride
Down to the other side
Feels so good you could cry
Now won't you do what I told you!?   "Introducing first, at a total combined weight of 455 pounds, first, from Fort Collins, Colorado, he is the Heartbreaker and the NEW EEW Television Champion, Mike Landry! His partner, from Toronto, Ontario Canada, Matt Stone Together they are -The- Tag Team!" Stone and Mike made their way out from the back to the chorus of boos that seemed to follow them everywhere they went these days. The two of them were just exuded confidence at this stage, not caring who they were up against, it really didn’t matter to them at all. Walking down the aisle, on either said they soaked in all the comments and insults that were being tossed at them, not fazed at all by what was said. Mike would give a small smirk when he noticed a sign stating ‘Break Mike’s Heart”. Stone would turn to one kid as he passed by, uttering. “I’m going to kill all your heroes”.I remember when you used to be shy
Hey once we were so fine you and I
Now why you gotta make it so hard on me!?
Yeah it's hard on me...
And I'm sorry but it's not a mistake
And I'm running but you're getting away! The two of them walked to ringside, Landry hoping straight onto the apron with his vertical leap. Stone, on the other hand, wandered over around the ring, spotting a nice young lady in the front row and proceeded to walk over, pulling out a pen and paper from his ring jacket and proceeded to write down his hotel number. However, when she smiled to reveal her British teeth, he quickly took the paper back and ripped it, getting a louder chorus of boos from that section. Landry got through the ropes and headed to the hard camera corner and got up, making a cut throat sign across his chest as Stone slid in under the bottom rope. Landry got down from the corner and Stone stood up, taking off his jacket, necklace and sunglasses and handing them over the ropes to the ring announcer. The two of them made it to their corner to decide which one would get the pleasure of starting off the bout.
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Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 11:55 am
Let me take you on a trip
Around the world and back
And you won't have to move
You just sit still
Now let your mind do the walking
And let my body do the talking
Let me show you the world in my eyes
I'll take you to the highest mountain
To the depths of the deepest sea
And we won't need a map
Believe me
Now let my body do the moving
And let my hands do the soothing
Let me show you the world in my eyes
Harli came out onstage and waited for Rhamm before he would walk down to the ring
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Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 6:27 pm
Matt looked down the ramp at Harli and snickered. "He's afraid of us, loom at him. Big, Bad Harli hiding at the top of the ramp."
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Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 10:43 pm
*the lights go out in the arena as the crowd cheers. Then, red and black pyro go off and "Headstrong" by Trapt plays through the arena and his video plays on the screen. The lights come up and Rhamm is standing right next to Harli, holding his signature "club" and wearing a cutoff of the new Uncaged Animalz shirt that says "Don't be Prey!" on the back. He nods at Harli and begins to walk down the ramp*
Announcer: Making their way to the ring. First, from Boulder, Colorado. Weighing in at 276 pounds, "The Animal," RHAMM!!!
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 3:13 am
Harli followed Rhamm down to the ring
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 9:12 pm
Stone turned his neck to the left, then the right. "I got this one" he said to Mike, indicating he would start the match for their team.
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 9:19 pm
Landry nodded respectfuly and took his place on the apron.
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:47 pm
*Rhamm jumped onto the apron and climbed into the ring. He then put his club under their turnbuckle and went to talk to Harli*
You wanna start? Or should I?
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Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 1:23 am
"You can start if you want" Harli said as climbed onto the apron
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Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 2:49 am
Stone took that as Rhamm starting, and he dashed at him from behind, looking to get him in a quick roll up to start, and with any luck, end the match.
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Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 12:13 am
*Rhamm was rolled up, but the ref never even got a chance at a one-count as Rhamm kicked out, rolling backwards onto his feet. He waited for Stone to stand up before trying a huge clothesline*
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Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 1:12 pm
Matt got to his feet with a little swagger as he had pulled one over on ol' Rhamm, but as he turned around he was knocked flat on the mat from the clothesline!
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Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 1:16 pm
Harli was watching the match from his corner
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Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 11:30 am
*Rhamm goes over and tries to mount Matt to deliver several punches to his skull*
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