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Don't you wanna go for a ride
Down to the other side
Feels so good you could cry
Now won't you do what I told you!?

"Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome the NEEWWW EEW Television Champion..."

"Shut your trap you patronizing desperate fool!"

Landry's music cut off early and sure enough soon after, Mike appeared from behind the curtain with a microphone, which nowadays seemed to be surgically attached to his hand.

"Every single person in this arena knows who I am you obnoxious failure, who the hells knows who -you- are?"

Landry barks, causing the audience to break into a chorus of boo's before a small chant begins.

"He is awesome!" "He is awesome!"

Landry merely shrugged them off and spoke over tha antagonizing audience, "I am The Heartbreaker. I am one half of the greatest tag team ever to grace a wrestling ring, I am a third generation wrestler from the greatest wrestling family in the history of this business the Golden Grahams andI am the NEW EEW Television Champion! I am Mike Landry!"

By this time Landry had made his way to the ring and jumped up onto the apron where he climbed between the ropes with his brand new belt shined up and strapped proudly around his waist.

"And so I ask you again, who the hell knows who you are? Get the hell out of my ring you insignificant expendable pione, i'm bored with you," and with that Landry pushed the announcer down and he rolled out to the ringside area.

"As you can see, last night at Explicit Content I did exactly as I promised I would. Not only did I defeat Joshua Danielson as well as his tag team partner Scott Shock for the -second- time, well advancing -The- Tag team up the ranks once again, but I systematically dismantled and humiliated Marxx before I defeated him and regained my EEW Television Championship. Now I am told that my first title defense will be at the December PPV in a triple threat match, and that can only mean one thing."

Mike lowered the microphone to reveal the arrogant smirk that had crept across his face.

"It means EEW management is so sure that no one man could steal this title away from my clutches, they must stack the deck against me just to make it a fair fight! But that's okay, i've never been defeated by either of my contenders, Marxx or Yuke, so the result is a no-brainer. I will walk out, STILL your EEW Television Champion, and I garun-dam-tee you that with the help of -The- Tag Team Partner Matt Stone, that I am soon to be one half of the EEW Tag Team Champions. And if you don't like it, I do. So says the Heartbreaker, so shall it be..."

((Interruptions from my contenders welcome.))

Landry raised his mic and opened his mouth as if to speak but...

Landry was becoming visibly angrier by the second and finally he let loose.

"You two don't talk to me in that tone! I am the champion, that means I am above you! I out rank you! I'm payed more than you! And if management had to pick one of us to fire it sure as hell means it would be one of you! My name is Mike Landry! But I can see how you could confuse that seeing as you have more dirty laundry around here than anyone Marxx! And as for your little girlfriend Yuke, as far as she's concerned she is a non factor, because no woman will ever get one over on the Heartbreaker. So you," He points to Marxx sternly, "get the hell out of my ring. And you," he points to the tron, "get the hell out of my sight. Because so help me if I come across either one of you on my path to Carnage Rulez, I will take you out of that match, and out of EEW. Just like I did to Snypa Rifle, do you understand me?!"

Landry's face was beat red and was ready for a fight, just waiting for someone to test him.