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 Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 4:59 am
In the Bible there is only one small, itty bitty reference to anything even vaguely resembling the "Rapture". The word is not used in any of the languages used in the book and is absurd anyway.
(Yeah, I've always gotta be the brainy one, sorry.)
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Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 5:00 am
It can be as long as you want, Delilah. c:
The party will be going all day, so as long as you get it in to use before we start judging, probably sometime tomorrow-ish to allow anyone in other time zones to have a full day, then you're good. :]
And Bollier, I'm very amused by the though of shooting the raptured people in the a** with roman candles. xD
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Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 5:17 am
SUPERNATURAL Part one There are two brothers somewhere, Dean and Sam. Twenty-two years ago, when Sam was but an infant, his mother was killed. Given the nature of his mother's death (her stomach was cut, she was pinned to the ceiling, and the ceiling was set alight), one could only assume this was due to supernatural forces--beyond that, actually, given that Sam and Dean's father hunted demons, the assumption becomes more of a factual opinion, than just a presumptuous judgment. Thus, Sam and Dean traveled around with their father; they switched schools every few weeks, learned martial arts, and learned to be afraid of the dark. Sam and his father didn't get along very well, and after an argument full of insults, disgust, and hurt, Sam left the house--pressed forward by the push of his father's words "Don't come back." Sam got into Stanford college, and dated his high school sweetheart, Jess (whom he'd been introduced to by a best friend, after sophomore year). He was doing well, he was content with life, and he'd been selected for an interview with a law school. Of course, for this story to continue, something must have gone wrong in the life of Sam. AND SOMETHING DID GO WRONG, friends. During a particular night of sleep, days before his law school interview, Sam was roused by the quiet sound of movement. Due to being trained "like a warrior" (as Sam described it), Sam arrogantly walked into the dark of his house, feeling sure he could take on whatever man, or creature, he may find. The millisecond Sam reached the bottom of his staircase, he noticed a blurred, white figure, moving around behind glass. If it was a ghost, he'd want to hit it with iron; if it were anything tangible, he'd tackle it, choke it, and improvise weapons. But, first, he had to discern which of two options it was. Sam used tackle attack--IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE. Sam began choking out the intruder. "It can't be a vampire," Sam thought, "It entered our house without permission... There are so many things it can't be, just because it entered the house." A deep grunt was heard, and then the sensation of a small fist making contact with his cheek caught him with his guard down. A human being was all Sam was fighting. He felt relief, and a little shame, because he tried to avoid the instincts he'd obtained in his childhood, and early teen years. The voice spoke to him. The voice was that of his brother, Dean. "Dean?!" Sam croaked, as his brother got a grip around his neck. "That's right. You're losing your edge." Sam tapped Dean's shoulder, and Dean released him. They stood for a moment, gazing upon each other in delight, and surprise--at least, those were the mutual feelings; Sam was also feeling a sense of impending annoyance. At the end of that moment, Jess walked into the room, and timidly said her boyfriend's name. Sam hesitated, and then said "This is my brother, Dean." Jess had heard of Dean, although not much had been said to the effect of "My brother and I hunted demons with our dad." Actually... Nothing regarding that situation had been said. Dean stared at Jess, and felt a sense of admiration. His brother had a beautiful girlfriend. Dean felt that Sam lived a boring, useless life, and had been in unhealthy denial of every truth he'd learned about life. But Jess... Jess was something Dean could understand, and appreciate. After hitting on Sam's girlfriend, Dean let his brother know that was something important to be discussed--in private. Sam firmly informed Dean, should he have anything to say, it could be said in front of Jess. "Dad hasn't been home in a few days," was Dean's reply. "And...?" Sam wasn't upset by that. His dad was a grown man, and was known for wandering off. Dean frowned. Although Sam and their father hadn't gotten along well, they were all family, and should stick together, and worry about each other; but Sam wasn't good with that. Sam had left. "Let me rephrase that--Dad went on a hunting trip, and hasn't been home in a few days."
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Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 5:17 am
Part two (part three may or may not happen, considering the series JUST ENDED yesterday) Sam's change in expression calmed Dean a little; his brother did have some sense, and his brother did care for someone beside himself. Sam asked Jess to leave the room, and he and Dean discussed the situation. Dean needed Sam's help; Sam needed to be home for an interview; Dean would get Sam back by the time the interview started; Sam wasn't sure; Dean insisted; Sam agreed to go. Dean drove an old, Chevrolet Impala; his car was a gift from his dad. The trunk was filled with various weapons. The car's interior smelled a little new, and a little like cheeseburgers. Dean drove his brother miles away, into some obscure city, in a district you've heard of less than once, in search of a ghost their dad had been tracking. They came upon a bridge that was covered with police. A murder had taken place. The police, obviously, knew nothing. Somehow, using only Google, Sam learned that a girl had committed suicide by jumping off of a bridge--yes, the bridge the murder had taken place on. The girl left her children alone in a tub for a moment, and when she'd returned, she'd found her kids had drowned. The loss of her children drove her insane, and thus, le jump off of le bridge. Later investigation found that she'd murdered her own kids, and was afraid to return home to them. Sam, while under attack by Murderous Ghost inside of Dean's car, drove the car straight into her home. Murderous Ghost was attacked by the spirits of her children, and never darkened another car-doorway again. So, Sam and Dean had repaired their relationship, but Sam still wanted to return to school, instead of traveling across the country with Dean. When Sam went inside of his apartment, he called out Jess' name. Because he didn't hear a reply, he went upstairs, and into their bedroom. The shower was running. Sam couldn't wait to shower, relax, and fall asleep with his cheek placed upon Jess' forehead. He laid himself atop their bed, and closed his eyes... And then he felt a warm drop on his head. And then another. And another few at once. He opened his eyes. There was Jess. Stomach cut open. Stuck to the ceiling. And then, ablaze. Sam felt nothing; Sam heard nothing--he only noticed that Jess appeared to be fading away... And then he felt grass. And there was Dean. And then he felt leather car seats, and saw the road in front of him, and his happiness and future shrinking behind him... Until they faded away into nothing. 
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Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 7:06 am
Woo!! Raptor party!! -flails like a dinosaur- > 3 <
Nein. I will not believe things will end today because I am graduating. BUT if it does at least i will have partied ALL DAY!!! Hopefully it ends after meh parties and the Senior Celebration that is going from ten till three am. xD
So as the raptor comes to take people away unsure if she will go with them or not she did not worry for she just partied and celebrated this wonderful day! Happy she graduated, happy to see family and friends, and happy that she already went to see the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie before it all happens. ;3
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Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 7:19 am
((Is It Okay If I Just Put The Intro Of My Story? I Think It's Interesting All On It's Own. XD))
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Darkness Dragons Revenge Crew
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Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 7:33 am
Two best friends decided they wanted to die together on this very night. No, not your everyday bff's, Megan and John were going to get married the next day. John said she should wear her wedding dress that night. They knew they were going to die. The Raptor had left them a sign saying they would be the few that would be taken to heaven. "I'm scared of dying." Megan said. John held her close. The time now 5:58. "Before we do go," He began. "I think this should happen first." He made his vows to Megan and slipped the wedding band on her finger, and, the time now 5:59, Kissed her for the very last minuet on Earth. The Raptor watched, and let the two lovers enjoy their last minuet together. The old grandfather clock struck six times, and the Raptor took them. Feeling their pain, he let them stay together in the afterlife.
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Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 8:07 am
xXAnneliese MichelXx ((Is It Okay If I Just Put The Intro Of My Story? I Think It's Interesting All On It's Own. XD)) Lol of course
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Allikat27 generated a random number between
1 and 999999999 ...
516667468!
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Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 8:27 am
(So, I had NO IDEA what the rapture was, so I looked it up and used the top of this site to make my story) I woke up today, May 21st, tired and cranky. I had barely gotten any sleep, people were screaming all night. "Dumb neighbors" I thought. "It's probably some Christian ritual or something." I walked into the kitchen and got a bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios in milk. Then, I sat on the couch, turned the TV on to Cartoon Network, and noticed how quiet the house was. It was TOO quiet. I walked into my parents' room, to see that it was empty. Because it was empty, I know there was no reason for me to check my younger sister's room, but I did anyway. Empty. While I was in there, I glanced out the window that looked directly down at our driveway. Both cars were still there. "Something is definitely wrong here..." I said outloud, talking to myself. I began walkng around the neighbor, which was almost silent besides the slap of my flip-flop againist the sidewalk. "Alexa!!!" Cameron, my 8-year-old neighbor called to me. His face showed all signs of panic, so I quickly ran over to his driveway where he was flailing his arms to me. "What's wrong?!?" I asked him with a worried expression on my face. "My mom and dad are gone! And so is Brandon and Micheal!" he practically screamed. "So I'm not the only one with a missing family..." I thought. "Don't worry Cam, I'm right here." I affirmed, embrace the scared boy tightly. Then, my thoights began to connect things. Cam and I were the only ones left in the neighborhood. Usually, while everybody else in the neighborhood went off to church on Sundays, I had to baby-sit Cam. Cam had never been to church, so he had no idea who Christ was, and I was atheist. "Oh my gosh, all the Christians are gone!" I thought to myself.And this is my story. Should I continue it? Quote me if I should.
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Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 8:58 am
Kecitich At one point, the final moment.... Somebody's computer finally crashed after all those years. That someone's sims 3 game' sims have finally gone darkness without any backup made for them (didn't care too much about sims because knowing they have free will). Too bad, too bad it turned out those sims are actually human beings in real life. It is the end for them. 6,919,700,000 of sims added up together. So don't be like that somebody! Backup and make saves copies for your beloved games. You never know!! Just don't be that somebody heart lol. i do XD
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Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 9:03 am
on may 21st over 1 million people from all over the world went to the holy land for judgment day. and at 6 PM and angel with a bugle came out from the clouds and played: WHA WHA WHA WHAAAAAA~ and god appeared from above and said "FOOLED YOOOOOOUUUUUU!!!! the rapture will never happen. So just go home and live your lives, and don't pray for yourselves or to get rid of people that annoy you. That means you, Westboro, i love everyone weather you like it or not. well, see ya" Everyone went home over the next few years Christianity just went up in a puff of smoke, and many medical breakthroughs were made from stem cell research. and the Westboro baptist church awas finally burned down by supreme court order.
the end.
it's all i could think of
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Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 9:25 am
*eats all the party cake*
ninja
cheese_whine
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Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 9:27 am
May 21st, 2009, the Raptor escaped from the fiery prison he was confined to in hell. After about a year of battling other caged horrors, fighting to get away from his miserable past, his bloodlust raging, he got to the surface of the earth, craving the blood, destruction, and death he was born to make. as he sat in a deserted island, thinking of the best way to attack, and how to do his master well, he decided the 21st of may, two years from then, the day he escaped, would do the best judgement day. he began little disasters on january the thirteenth in a little island he heard people call haiti. his bloodlust raging,but only so many dying, he did several more evil tricks. But, his time has run out, and so has his patience. today, he roams the earth in search of human populations to wipe out, and has no mercy.
supposedly.
~~~~i dont believe in this crap, but thought of an okay story. biggrin ~~~~~~
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Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 9:46 am
JORTENDO on may 21st over 1 million people from all over the world went to the holy land for judgment day. and at 6 PM and angel with a bugle came out from the clouds and played: WHA WHA WHA WHAAAAAA~ and god appeared from above and said "FOOLED YOOOOOOUUUUUU!!!! the rapture will never happen. So just go home and live your lives, and don't pray for yourselves or to get rid of people that annoy you. That means you, Westboro, i love everyone weather you like it or not. well, see ya" Everyone went home over the next few years Christianity just went up in a puff of smoke, and many medical breakthroughs were made from stem cell research. and the Westboro baptist church awas finally burned down by supreme court order. the end. it's all i could think of I found this one hilarious.
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Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 9:48 am
bollier So yeah, the world is ending. Why, you may ask? Simple. Since the world's population consists of 95% stupid people, God will destroy us all through a super loud blast of Justin Beiber's voice. Cities will fall, rivers will flood, and those raptured will float up through the sky naked. Those of us left behind will have no choice but to see how many of them we can hit in the a** with roman candles before this horrible end does occur. This is just friggin hilarious, probably one of the best 'raptures' thought up so far.
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