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 Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 9:00 pm
Rapture- The Capture from a Raptor! [[The Pre-Historic comes back to Judge]] So, gulidies, after a BRILLIANT idea and a little discussion with our dear cap'n, we've decided we're going to hold our very own Rapture Party!
So come on in, enjoy the snack table, shake it on the dance floor, and have a good old time!
CONTEST
In addition to this party thread, I'm gonna throw in a little contest, too, to get you all in the Rapture Party mood!
All you have to do is write us your own little story about the rapture.
Danny and I will judge, we might throw in an extra crew member or two as well to help us if someone else feels up to it.
Prizes go as follows:
First place, 50k
Second place, 30k
Third place, 20k
And all participants will get Rapture gift cards, good for any local religious store near you, or Islands of Adventure. 8D
So, what are you waiting for?
GET PARTYING!
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 9:08 pm
Once upon a time, the son of some deity descended upon the Earth and kidnapped people and killed everyone else. The end. biggrin 
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 10:18 pm
I like that a lot, actually, it made me laugh. xD
*dances around*
I'm enjoying this a lot more than you'd expect >w>
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 10:45 pm
On May 21st, zombie Jesus comes to town.
He'll kidnap his 'friends' and kill everyone with a frown.
It'll be a sad day for humanity indeed, so let's all get drunk and make these last hours be sweet.
Meh, I'm bad with rhymes.
Would Jesus look down on using torrents?
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 10:55 pm
May 21st at exactly 6 p.m Jesus finally realized that Santa spelt Satan and in his godly rage raised the dead from their graves and commanded them to infiltrate the country where Santa's name came from, Sadly though Harold Camping foresaw this act of rage and warned all the men at the supermarket who told their wives who told their other wives who told their children, thus began the day known as Dress as Jesus day
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 11:12 pm
Genesis, go give some money to the Catholic church and I'm sure Jesus will be fine with you torrenting. :'D
Sono, "Dress as Jesus Day," I like that. xDD
In other news, this prank, I want to do it. >>;
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 11:21 pm
At one point, the final moment.... Somebody's computer finally crashed after all those years. That someone's sims 3 game' sims have finally gone darkness without any backup made for them (didn't care too much about sims because knowing they have free will). Too bad, too bad it turned out those sims are actually human beings in real life. It is the end for them. 6,919,700,000 of sims added up together.
So don't be like that somebody! Backup and make saves copies for your beloved games. You never know!! Just don't be that somebody heart
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 11:24 pm
My uncle came and asked me if I knew of the Rapture. I told him yes, and that since I am not an atheist and not religious at the same time, I'm not obliged to believe in anything of the like, not even 2012 because the Mayan calendar is a circle, which has no beginning and no end.
And so he told me to prepare because he's not gonna be over here to watch after us when they come. I just said, ".... H'okay."
The next day, on May 21st, nothing happened. When my uncle called to check, I just answered the phone with "HUUURUUURRRRRGHRUUUGUUUUUURRRGHFFFF," as zombie-like as possible. And that was the day people thought I was John Lennon's Asian reincarnation. 8|
The end.
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 11:34 pm
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 11:41 pm
Way back in the day (can't remember when) there was a boy. He was watching sheep and decided to play a nasty trick, so, he called out to the town that a wolf was coming.
The people came, ready to get rid of the wolf, but, there wasn't one. The boy repeated this, and the town people reacted the same way as the first time.
The boy probably felt pretty smug or something. So, he tried it again, but, this time it didn't work. Years passed and the boy turned into a man and this man had a baby.
The baby grew up and had children and this continued to happen until it came to our current time.
Now, the decendant of that wolf crying boy decided, like his ancestor, he would play a trick on not only the town, but the world. (you see, he was trying to show up his long dead ancestor) so, he wrote down hundreds of things and clamined that he had forseen the Rapture.
The world believed him and they all got ready for the day. On that day, nothing happend. so, they all left and the guy was happy. Years later the guy did it again and the world reacted much the same as the first time.
The man continued to predict the rapture and people continued to believe him, but, just like the story of the boy who cried wolf, the man ( named Herald Camping) had once again predicted the future - but, this time, the towns folk didn't believe him and instead they ran over to his house and grabs pitch forks and decided to get him.
(( hope this is alright.... I'm not that good of a writer >.> and it's not that short either..... >.> ))
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 11:56 pm
I've heard that now, it marks the beginning of the time period in which it was supposed to happen. May 20-October 31. Oh well. I personally prefer a zombie apocalypse rather than the rapture. More of a chance to survive.
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 11:58 pm
It's cool, Alternative, the length is really up to you, I don't believe I specified any real limitations on that. c:
I'm really excited we're actually getting participants~
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Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 1:08 am
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Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 2:41 am
So yeah, the world is ending. Why, you may ask? Simple. Since the world's population consists of 95% stupid people, God will destroy us all through a super loud blast of Justin Beiber's voice. Cities will fall, rivers will flood, and those raptured will float up through the sky naked. Those of us left behind will have no choice but to see how many of them we can hit in the a** with roman candles before this horrible end does occur.
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Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 3:33 am
my story is going to be soooooo long XD
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