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I am going to KILL those damnable Azoulais! Like I didn't have enough kids to take care of, now I have a new one and hospital bills to boot. Oh JOY of all joys. I am KILLING those brats next time I see them, I swear I will!

Apparently, it's normal for them to meet up with a parent and GIVE THEM A LITTLE WARNING! Yeah, guess what: I didn't get that. The most warning I got was my water breaking to let me know I was in labor. Fun. I'm lucky I gave birth to such a healthy baby girl; good gods knows what could have gone wrong with lack of prenatal care.

I mean, seriously. You go an impregnate someone, and then forget to tell them? Uh, HELLO! You'd think that be on the checklist of things to do, but apparently not. I still don't know how in seven hells they managed to do it, and frankly, I don't care. They better NEVER do it to me again, or I'll rip their heads off and use them as fence ornaments.

My baby's name is Aesica, and she is adorable. Then again, she did get my awesomely amazing good looks, so who could expect anything less? She's an oddly quiet baby, rarely cries or fusses. But, at the same time, she barely eats. If this is those twin's faults, so help me.... But anyways, back to the baby. She is the most ADORABLE thing ever....but she looks like my buddy Matthias. Um, weird much? Yeah. Apparently, they used him as a "DNA sample". Great. Now I have to break the news to him that I just gave birth to his child. Oh, that's not awkward at all. AND I have to explain this all to my fiance. In other words, I am NOT a happy camper about all this.

Don't get me wrong, I love my baby and all, but...I wasn't prepared for her at all! She slept in a hammock those first few days while we rushed around the marketplace getting baby supplies. Which could have been avoided HAD I BEEN GIVEN PROPER WARNING!

I'm lucky, though; she's not a screamer or a night-owl. Just a quiet little baby who loves Mommy enough to sleep through the night. At least the Azoulais weren't able to screw that up. And, if they value their lives, they won't try to, either.