Joe
Rebel Undercover Operative: Joe
Codename: Sniper #502
Lyrical Cypher: Breaking Out
Contacts: o
Babes - Too many girls to list them all
Uh huh...o
General Proto - Precedes entrance with a whistle. I'm beginning to think the W on this guy's helmet stands for weird. I'm not really sure who's side he is on. He's let me go twice now and even killed a bunch of snipers he was training in order to save me. Every time I see him he gives me advice on how to disguise myself better to hide among the ranks. Pretty sure that won't be happening again because I got it down this time.
The W definitely does -not- stand for weird.o
Glitch - I don't even know where to start with this guy. He's some kinda robot unicorn that eats pizza and hangs out around that Proto guy too much. He didn't see through my disguise so there's that. The other robots don't seem to respect him very much so I guess maybe he's some sort of outcast or something. Maybe we could sway him to our side?
Trust me, you don't -want- him.o
Fast Orange Guy - He's fast and he strips. 8(
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Fin-headed Guy - May have some sort of relationship with Proto. Seems like the quick to anger sort.
ReportI've gathered valuable information for our cause.
o All bots in Wily's army know the hierarchy of the entire operation.
o Being popular with the ladies is not a crime (lucky for me..heh heh).
o General Proto is pretty smart. The Sniper bots, not so much.
o Snipers don't go to the edge of the city.
o Robots don't eat burgers.
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Throwing a napkin at a robot's visor can stun them. ***VERY IMPORTANT***o
Knives don't work well on robots. If given the option, take the gun. ***ALSO IMPORTANT***o Some robots eat pizza? Hey I was as shocked as you are about this one.
-No- robot eats pizza.o Snipers are creepy. No really. All they talk about is the best place to stick their knife.
o Robots are hard. Kicking them is not advised.
o Snipers = dumb. No free thought according to that general guy, though it sounded to me like they are kind of creative, at least in regards to killing things.
o Robots can smell. Who knew?
Some of us have very sensitive noses thank you.o There are not nearly enough lady bots. No that I'd be into them or anything...but it might be easier to get information if there were.
...I still don't understand the importance of this.o Protoman's not dead...obviously...since he just wrote all over my journal.
o Robots have no modesty apparently, though I am happy to report they
do wear underwear.
o Robots....cuddle?!?!?!
Log BookHey "Buddy" (Joe/Proto)Unexpected Company (Joe/Glitch)Resistance Rally (A Bunch of Rebels)Training Day (Joe/Proto)Experience Trade (Seven/Joe)The Blues (Proto/Joe)Quiet Time in the Tower?...As ifGood Luck, Sniper... (Quick/Joe)Lazy (Bass/Proto/Joe cameo)Flashover's Grand Battle (Free For All) Happy Cheer Up the Lonely Day, Blues (Robot Masters/Joe)
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