Lady Lagomorph
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- Posted: Mon, 14 Aug 2017 17:36:11 +0000
Yep, he had to admit it. If there was one positive thing to come out of the last twenty-four hours of bullshit, it was that Kam was becoming more and more impressed with Tarik. Soulmate or no, he'd been beyond nervous to let Jay go home with the guy in his half-dead state last night, but so far the fellow redhead was leaving an impression that only kept improving. When Kam mentioned inventing a check-up appointment for Jay as an excuse to get them inside, the paramedic came up with a real, valid reason for it. A couple hands held up idly in the air as he processed the idea, and he gave an approving nod. "That's…actually a damn good idea."
Once they were inside, and it seemed like Tarik was getting a temporary handle on his soulmate, Kam had turned his attention to his first customer. The man's body language went a little self-conscious, and he offered a receipt. Kam took it and examined what it said while the guy explained. An installation, without even needing to wait for the guy to pick a device? Sounded easy enough. He couldn't help notice the peculiarly old date of the thing. But hey, it wasn't from some competitor's shop, and at least this customer wasn't waving it to yell about something. "Hey, better late then never, right?" He gave the man a pat on the shoulder, which was supposed to emphasize that his comment was lighthearted. Of course, his tone and the gesture were both equally flimsy. His energy was already low, and the brief outburst he had at Jay on the cold sidewalk had sapped it more. "My name's Kamden, and I'm the installer on duty today. Just lemme get your info in our system, and we'll have that thing on your wrist in no time."
He had to bring the receipt back to the computer to do that, which unfortunately left a moment where his new customer - Tomohiro, if the receipt wasn't lying - was unattended. A dumbass mistake. He was only half paying attention when he heard a certain bruised-up brunet strike up a conversation with his client. "Dude, leave him alone." Kam sounded like a weary parent. He didn't look up from the monitor, too occupied in comparing the information he'd typed with what was on the receipt. Damn, sleep deprivation wasn't good for reading.
"My timer turned on and it literally electrified me. Kam here was there! He can vouch!"
"Jay, cool it!" He actually looked up this time, but his warning glare didn't make his friend stop. Actually, the talk started getting worse. By the time Kam shoved himself back from the monitor and made his way over, Jay was detailing just about any Timer drawback possible. Then he somehow segued into damn underwear. "Dude, please." He shot Tarik a look that conveyed his internal screaming - maybe a shared sentiment. And he shot Jay a look that said if his friend’s imminent death hadn’t been so literal these past twenty-four hours, Kam would metaphorically be planning murder right now.
But letting Jay come in and sit down was Kam’s ********, he supposed. He'd have to deal with it and continue hoping this customer didn’t get pissed.
Surprisingly, he still didn’t. This Tomohiro just calmly answered Jay’s probing questions, like a five-year old was asking about his favorite dinosaur. How the hell was he so calm? In fact, before Kam could bring his customer service voice back and interject, the man took out his phone and snapped a pic of Jay instead. Anything Kam was about to say just dropped out of his brain. What? He wasn’t sure what that photo was for. A memory of camaraderie as he got his Timer activated? Evidence of a horrible customer experience to blast all over social media? The customer didn’t look angry, but he could just be biding his time. That ominous potential of ‘fired’ started ringing in the back of Kam’s mind.
“My parents are divorced.” Oh, s**t. Jay had the man starting an entire explanation on his parents’ failed marriage, and the potential futility of his own search for a soulmate. Thanks, Jay. Thanks, man. It had taken the poor guy this long to get here, and now he was being talked out of it again. Maybe Kam wasn’t a big fan of the Timers himself, but he did have a job to do here.
His employee face was back on , even if it took a little stumbling to recover the composure in his tone. “I’m sorry for all this trouble, sir. Don't—don't pay too much attention to him." He gave Jay a glance and decided how he was going to talk out of this one. "He's, he’s got some health shi— health stuff going on, and he might say dumb things without thinking. Don't take it personally. We don’t typically pry customers with questions here." Yeah, of course, this was actually just Jay being Jay. But what were the chances his customer would ever meet his friend again to know that? The heart condition and copious medications gave him a technically valid excuse. Why not use it? “And whatever he says, his soulmate there is working out just fine if you ask me. Guess you’d have to know him to understand what I mean, but trust me on that.”
“But to talk about the failure thing, I haven’t seen a Timer I’ve installed be wrong yet. Sure, its choices might seem weird at first, but it seems to work out in the end. I think that’s the whole point, if you ask me. No one’s can ever totally ready for their soulmate - Whether you’ve got the Timer on or not, things are gonna take work to stay good, you know? It just lets you know who to keep working with.” He shrugged, burying any feelings of hypocrisy that bubbled up as he, of all people, talked about being ready and relying on a Timer’s results. Maybe he meant some of it, but there was a good deal of bullshitting in there, too.
“There are some technical things I have to mention. You probably signed off on them when you first bought your device, but … obviously we can’t guarantee who your Timer links you up with, or when, stuff like that. If your soulmate doesn’t have one installed yet, yours will be blank for a while until they do. It does its own patented thing, and I can’t change that.” He tried not to sigh.
“And if you really feel like backing out, the receipt’s still good for a while to think about it.” He would have to go wipe Tomohiro’s info and pretend he backed out of the appointment before he was officially signed in. Kam wasn’t about to pry some sort of cancellation fee or anything, especially considering who was making the man hesitate. “But if you do get it installed, it’s just a marker for you and your soulmate. There’s no legal obligations or anything. Nobody’s making you change who you see or what you do.” Except social pressure, which he admitted could be a lot.
Gesturing with one hand, he indicated the seat at his station, a few feet away from the waiting room chairs. “The process is kind of like getting a shot or a piercing. I’ll sanitize your wrist, sanitize the Timer, the whole thing takes a couple minutes and a little pinch. Or if you’d like to think about it, you can wait a few minutes. Jay, Tarik, I can take you two first if he needs more time to think,” —he indicated them with an open hand - “I don’t have any appointments for a while, so it’s fine by me. Just give me a few minutes to get my chair wiped down and ready.” He wasn’t sure if watching Tarik and Jay get their Timers uninstalled would make things better or worse for Tomohiro, but hey, watching it happen was an option for him.
What else he should offer besides that, he wasn’t sure. His stress/fatigue headache was plaguing him, so he turned back to the chair he used when working on installations and began his standard between-customers routine of spraying and wiping it down, and pulling out the small equipment he might need for their appointments and ensuring they were new and clean. Some new gloves would be in order, too, ready to be put on once someone sat down. Once everything was set up and ready, he turned back to the other guys and sat in his own chair beside the customer one. He crossed his arms casually. “Alright, who’s first?”
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: | Location: Timer shop
: | With: Tomo, Jay, & Tarik
: | Talking To: Tomo, Jay, & Tarik
: | Mood: Internal screaming
: | Wearing: This Outfit