DoV-gnilkrad
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- Posted: Fri, 03 Jun 2011 05:30:08 +0000
I have Plots
1x1 and groups
Hey, you can call me Vince.
------- I'm a literate [I'd like to think Advanced] role player. I'm interested in character development and adult themes including but not limited to: criminal psychology, deviant sexuality, unethical motivations, psychological torture, controversy, utter soul-crushing heart break and/or bittersweet love interest. I like role plays with - Murder, rape, abductions, odd power dynamics, political intrigue, history, white collar crime/corruption, conspiracies and plenty of room for abstract analysis.
------- I'm also a college student fairly well versed in the social sciences. Specificity "profiling" [Criminal Psychology, but I have focused on serial killers/rapists, bombers, *****, arsonists...etc.], sociology and psychology with a keen interest in sexuality. Role plays that don't touch on these often and in depth boar me. And with those that do, I am very picky.
- If you cannot defend you character's motivations, thoughts, feelings, and actions then do not bother. I'm looking to literate, intelligent partners; it's quality not quantity. If you put out a paragraph of pure gold constantly I'm going to like you a lot more then the person who can write two to five paragraphs each time without any insight or realistic elements that make for dynamic characters.
Confrontation and Rejection
-------I'm a pretty shy person. In fact, meeting new people even through my own search thread scares the living s**t out of me. As far as confrontation; I always, ALWAYS try to let people down nicely not matter how much they piss me off. And for as picky as I am, I can also be patient if you're not a jerkasaurus. However, I do have issues with coming out and saying "You suck, have a nice day." I've tried, I end up backing out and it's just ... a few levels above where my social skills are.
So, for that I have a system: Five post trial period.
We each get to do five posts then stop and do an evaluation. It offers both of us a way out politely. I'm picking up strangers here, there's not guarantee we'll have chemistry.
We may not even get to the RP section. There have been people I abandon in the planning phase because I can tell they aren't THINKING.
- I promise to try not to abandon people........ I've made that promise before. But if you bugging me, I'd rather iggy bin you then call you on it. Just warning you.
And it may not even be a matter of you bugging me. Sometimes we just don't have chemistry. Which, honestly, makes me feel guilt and awkward and stupid. I have a long, harsh history of abandoning people I like because I don't know how to tell them that it isn't working for me. Or they say something in OOC I just don't know how to respond too. Really. I do feel terrible about these encounters.
Do not underestimate how far I will go to avoid conflict.
Planning
-------I like to debate. I will not just randomly accept you because you like my ideas [this is a total lie]. It won't end well for either of us, and we both know it.
If you like my ideas, tell me about yourself, what your interested in. If a plot caught your eye, tell me which one. Then talk to me about it, what you want from it, your ideas, what characters you'd think work well. Let's go back and forth until were on the same page and in agreement before we do anything. This might mean stepping on each other's toes, or cutting out something we love, or agreeing to something were not too enthused about. So long as it all evens out and we can both have FUN.
Magic and Species
-------I try to stick to human characters. As you'll see, I have a plot or three resolving around magic, those are the exceptions.
- The reason for this is that everyone has their own system. I have met one, two other people who's systems I got along with. Let's assume right of the bat that ours are incompatible and agree to real life, indisputable things.
Like gravity and limited strength/stamina/speed/senses and lifespan.
-------I WILL role play the supernatural with you if you have your heart set on it. But you'll need to convince me, and if your system doesn't make sense to me ... then ... nhm. I like magic that is based on physics and science. A lot of my ideas are taken from The Dresden Files and White Wolf.
------- I know this is fiction, and that's based on a suspension of reality. But I can only suspend my reality so far.
Real Nitty Gritty
------- I have a wide range of post sized. The more I like a character, the more I write. I've been known to do one decent sized paragraph, or a page and a half on word for posts on end. In conversations I write less, and that bothers me, but really - lets face it, there isn't a lot happening in those scenes. Then again, in scenes with a lot of action, fight scenes, I fall a little short. I'm a pacifist who feels guilty when my character hurts your character without romantic undertones. Fight scenes are not my strong suit. And I'd like to get better at that.
-------Spelling is not my strong suit. I type everything in word but there will no doubt be snafus somewhere. But your own spelling doesn't bother me so much. Just try, type in a spell checker. Avoid things like 'teh, adn, mu' for 'the, and, my'. Ya know, basics. Just give me something to work with.
-------I .... I have one habit that either drives people insane or greatly amuses them.... Puns. I can't resist a good pun. It gets redonkulous sometimes, but... >.< I've just got a thing for bad puns and knee slapper jokes. Kind of a big thing to get yourself into unawares..
- Like, Like, Like, ooh. =D
Two protons are sitting at a bar and one, in a drunken panic turns to his friend flailing and near shouting, "I lost an electron!" His friend, disturbed by such an even grips calmly at his inner shell, with a grave look in his eyes. "Are you sure?"
"I'm POSITIVE!"