Grandma got run over by a Dragon
Walking home from Ian's house Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Dragons
But as for me and Jack, we believe
She'd been drinkin' too much egg nog
And we'd begged her not to go
But she'd left her medication
So she stumbled out the door into the snow
When they found her Christmas mornin'
At the scene of the attack
There were ice crystals on her forehead
And incriminatin' Claw marks on her back
Grandma got run over by a Dragon
Walkin' home from Ian's house Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Dragons
But as for me and Jack, we believe
Now were all so proud of Jack
He's been takin' this so well
See him in there playing' pinball
Drinkin' cider and playin' cards with Louie
It's not Christmas without Grandma
All the family's dressed in black
And we just can't help but wonder
Should we open up her gifts or send them back?
Grandma got run over by a Dragon
Walkin' home from Ian's house Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Dragons
But as for me and Jack, we believe
Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of pig
And a blue and silver candle
That would just have matched the hair in Grandma's wig
I've warned all my friends and neighbors
Better watch out for yourselves
They should never give a license
To a Dragon who flys around and snacks on elves
Grandma got run over by a Dragon
Walkin' home from Ian's house, Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Dragons
But as for me and Jack, we believe!