(( heart And this shall be RoyXEd -FMA- goodness!))
Edward smiled bashfully-something he didn’t usually do-as he carefully examined the slender body of his lover, eyes peered over the mattress. Roy tossed and turned in his sleep sometimes-and the man could not stop mumbling, either. Ed glanced at the golden ring on the alarm clock, and a devilish idea came to mind.
He quietly checked the time, 9:27, then changed the alarm to one minute after, making sure to push the voulume to it’s absolute maximum. Finding the channel were it almost always blared large amounts of static, he stopped and made sure it wouldn’t move. Edward slipped under the bed (although he wouldn’t admit it-he was the perfect size to hide there) and awaited for the loud static.
A few moments passed before the unmistakeable sound of irritating static and bleeping came from the infernal alarm clock, and Edward could feel Roy jump up in his bed, eyes wide as he scrambled for the radio and threw it against the wall. He breathed heavily, threading a hand through his ebony hair, “Oh, hell… Ed? … Edward?” the elder man called in a breathy voice, looking around almost panicked.
As he got up, he felt a hand grab his ankle and promptly yelled in rage, “WHAT THE HELL, EDWARD?!” as he saw the blonde’s unmistakable smirk-grin. “Happy Anniversary, you b*****d.” He grinned.