You Were Captured in Battle by the AAY

Wild Gaian appears before you!

Throw a pokeball!	19.2%	[ 197 ]
Throw a rock!	6.6%	[ 68 ]
Throw a snack!	10.0%	[ 103 ]
Send out a pokemon!	9.2%	[ 94 ]
Attack!	3.5%	[ 36 ]
Kick its a**!	8.4%	[ 86 ]
Insult its mother!	6.1%	[ 63 ]
Tease it until it cries!	4.0%	[ 41 ]
Have sex with it!	14.4%	[ 148 ]
Eat cake!	18.6%	[ 191 ]
Total Votes:			[ 1027 ]

[Barefoot Necromancer]

"...Yes, capture me while I'm relaxing in a bath, you must feel like a big, tough man."

[Kuro the Rookie Kingpin]

Oh, no! Now you have to wash my hair! *pushes her head into Rhea's hands* = w =

[Zerberius]

"To be beaten by such like you" Zerb said, "Well, it matters not, do as you wish."

[yxndere]

Nala's ears lay flat on her head as a loud and continuous growl emanates from her throat. To say that she was pissed was an understatement. She was absolutely livid.

[Capitano De Conseur]

Alright
well im guessing you're too illiterate for a contract
That was my mistake
But I assure you, I wont make for good meat

[kefkadragon]

you're just getting me closer to your coffers.
-steals all his gold while he sleeps-

[Emerium]

*Sigh* Captured by a clown...

[Araiia]

"...."

The mage is silent. It wasn't as if they wanted to fight in the first place. Time to think of a way to escape.

[Drachenlied]

"Tch...The hell you want with me in the first place? If you want me for my services -- you're gonna have to go double the price of my original client."

[bustybonnielass]

I throw myself at his feet and beg for mercy.

[An U-N Owen Factor]

♛ ░░A MESSAGE FROM...▓▓ ♛
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『Without despair, the word "hope" would lose its meaning.』

The warden struggles against his bonds, before giving up and sighing.

"Look, the ******** do you need the head warden of the Christian sector of Hell for? Seriously, this is just bein' a ********' nuisance since my work's pilin' up. Just let me go before I make yer head let go of your neck."

"And don't think stripping will get you any favours, Endy is as gay as a parfait! ^u^"

"HAT I SWEAR T' GOD YOU'RE NOT MAKIN' THIS BETTER."

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[yxndere]

"You know, I bet your work is really starting to pile up now. Maybe you should just let me go? It'll make things easier on you. Plus, what will everyone say when you come to work dragging a little girl behind you? Hm~?"

[Grumpy Vampire]

"Ugh, a vampire of my caliber held prisoner by a little brat? Ugh, how embarrassing."

[Rini Kirei]

Oh... Like my Owner says "Are you sure~?" do keep me if you want to be captured by my Owner who'll not only noodle you up but lock in a pitch black place where you won't find a single drop of blood for eternity~ ^_^

yum_onigiri

[-FoolishBox-]

Achooo ~
-continues to pet the kitty-
I'm disappointed that my allergies held me back. Now she has me carrying her things into the house.