The AAY is in the hospital. How?

[Barefoot Necromancer]

"Got into a fight with a dragon hunter after his wings. He won, but not before the hunter put a sword through one of them. He'll be out as soon as they patch the wing up."

[Maze]

So that green stuff?

Acidic.

[Baru Gamma]

Got mugged and forgot his bow and ended up stabbed

[Beautiful Envy]

The doctors still want to know how she can turn into a dinosur.

[Payonai]

She's feeling strange- and assumes it might be because of food she found during her travels.
She's usually good at recognizing what things are edible and poisonous- so she's pretty shocked.

[Iivari]

Tripped over her own highheels and hit her head because she stared on secretary razz

[The Tritagonist]

I'd reckon that all that smoking and barechestedness isn't too good for the lungs.

[Beautiful Envy]

She's there to annihilate an an enemy? Not sure, but it sounds scary.

[Glittering Gutters]

"The poor, clumsy thing fell down two flights of stairs."

[smilewound]

WIZARD FIGHT
fortunately that nasty blindness hex was only temporary

[Khursan]

To get more sedatives. He seems like a nervous mess. Poor cat. I just want to pet him.

[Barefoot Necromancer]

"Hunting accident. He was teaching a city friend he met how to use a bow, and they accidentally shot him."

[User 33512697]

Funny how necromancy works out when the alligator isn't actually dead. Sleepy reptilian jerks.

[Wheatley Pendleton]

"Shot by someone attempting to assassinate the ruler. Eh, she did shoot the attacker back, so she's in better condition than the attacker, right?"