The AAY is in the hospital. How?

[smilewound]

he overheated and shut down

[fuseman]

Pushed into a pool. Dropped in acid. Sassed by a potato. All three?

[Mysterious Muses]

Turns out he's allergic to roses. Makes being a senpai a dangerous life

[SamWeiki]

Slipped in the rain, fell in a hole, and severely injured their ankle.

[Serverus Snope]

A very angry mega-panda saw her wandering into its territory.

[Payonai]

He was always wearing those headphone- type things on his ears, and the volume's pretty loud.
- He's there to have his hearing checked.

[Skadi Sundermount]

Leaned back and slipped right off the roof.

[ferchitocontri]

well well my young trainee
big weapons need more strengh
all those bruises will heal soon

[Super_noob_e]

Horrible 17 moped pileup accident. 9 dead, 10 injured, himself included.

[linesoflightning]

Tripped and banged her head on the corner of her desk. She'll need stitches, definitely.

[Wheatley Pendleton]

"I think she was swimming and she bumped her head on a rock? Yeah! She's not in for electric burns, nope! Definitely not electric burns from someone trying to take a swim, who would be such an idiot to do that?"

[Baru Gamma]

he's looking for proper organs and the labortories are hidden under the hospital building,incase he needs some special ones

[Serverus Snope]

Human flu, the alternate-universe version of bird flu.

[Payonai]

While he was grinning and giving thumbs-up, he didn't look where he was walking and his face collided with a streetlight pole.