The AAY is being kidnapped! What do you do?

[Seinithil]

Kick them with my high-heels. They'll be singing soprano for a week! twisted

[Khursan]

Crap! *throws bottles of alcohol at the kidnappers, distracting them and hopefully allowing her to escape*

[Seinithil]

*whacks them mercilessly with a parasol*

v I lol'd at that.

[xiiYuki]

_kicks kidnappers with boots

...

_kidnappers explode because of boots sexiness

[One-EyedDragon]

FIRE THE CANNON!!! scream

[Seinithil]

*whacks kidnappers with a shovel*

[I am RanDOOM]

*Sees the scene* Meh *continues eating dango*

[Tayna Nara]

Watch bewildered and stunned, then finishes eating the dingo

[MeeperII]

*assists kidnappers

cannot be helpful to be unhelpful

existence = void

divide by zero

[Beautiful Envy]

They're stealing a prime piece of technology! I want in on this. *helps kidnappers*

[Morbid Delusions]

Hey....
What a waste of good prey!
-Runs after the kidnappers to stop them, and winds up getting kidnapped as well-
Great... : I

[Beautiful Envy]

Oh dear, he's a vampire but I guess it would do no good to see him get hurt. *runs in to help*

[Seinithil]

Shank them.

With a parasol.

A nasty, pointy, poisoned parasol.

[Keiric]

Throw Shiro at the kidnappers.

Her pure white fluffiness will distract them long enough for my sword to slice cleanly through their throats.

[kelly in real life]

I shall give the kidnappers an insulting lecture on how low life kidnapping is distracting them from Kazuma so that he can kill the kidnappers and everyone goes home happy accept for the low lifes.