The AAY is ABOUT to kiss you...

-KISS- <3

-Kiss-	27.6%	[ 136 ]
-Slap-	15.7%	[ 77 ]
-Pay me my gold first-	25.2%	[ 124 ]
EW! EW! GET IT OFF ME!!	14.8%	[ 73 ]
We could go further ;P	16.7%	[ 82 ]
Total Votes:			[ 492 ]

[KolonelKappa]

I'd probably get all flustered and hesitate at first, but knowing me I'd give in with no regrets.

[Guns-and-Goats]

"Hrrrgh..."

-Blows smoke in his face-

[Madame Linwe]

I let it happen, and enjoy it.

[Shin Majin]

*lets them*

[FortySeven]

You're not going to kiss me with that lipless beak of yours, are you?

[ilafatyu]

How, praytell, does a creature with an eye for a head kiss? I'd be kissed just to see how that works.

Ow, my fayce.
...Yes, I promise, no more Fayt puns. Really this time. I swear.

[Beautiful Envy]

???

*rams straight into Fayt*

[Jadetea]

Is that... Block trying to kiss me? How does that ev- {clonk} Owwwww my face! DX

[Suddenly A User]

Uhmmm ... uhm... please refrain yourself from doing such things.. it's going to get my clothes dirty = n=..

[Striterax]

I was about to complain to the waiter about a fly in my cup of tea.
… I might not bring up a complaint though, since this fly seems rather sweet.

Maybe I'll inform the health department tomorrow.

[huvf]

*pimp slap*
Crazy women...

[Juujika]

*pimp slap*
Oh wait, I overreacted.
Sorry. Carry on, big boy. ;D

[CSI Russell Peters]

Oh, you're cute honey, but I'm already taken. By Kent. No...no I'm not. I just say that to get him all angry and riled up. But I am taken. His name is Edward and he's gorgeous. Here! -kisses the pretty girl on either cheek before taking a big swig of his drink- Yummy yummy!

[Eunica Chambers]

"U-Uh..." Eunica leaned back, her face pale. Quick don't maintain eye contact! she told herself. Maybe he or she will leave you alone if you do that.

[CSI Russell Peters]

...that eager to die again so soon Miss Eunica Chambers? Remember, this time, you won't wake up. No reset button available to you. Don't forget, mine is the kiss of death.