Neodevil
Wilren
DSX8909
Red-Eyes Ultimate Dragon
4000atk/4000defs
effect increace the attack of this monster for every dark or dragon monster on the field
Other gripes mentioned aside, this reminds me too much of one of the scarier Fusion Monsters I've thhought up in the past...
CRIMSON-EYES DEATH DRAGON
Dark/12 Star/4500 ATK/3800 DEF
Dragon/Fusion Effect
"B. Skull Dragon" + "Meteor B. Dragon" + "Red Eyes Darkness Dragon"
This monster cannot be Special Summoned except by properly fusing together the Fusion-Material Monsters listed on this card. This monster is unaffected by the effects of your opponent's Spell, Trap, and Monster cards. This monster gains 500 ATK for every monster in your graveyard. During your Battle Phase, if this monster is the only monster on your side of the field, you may remove every monster in your graveyard from the game to have it attack every monster on your opponent's side of the field.
Practically impossible to get out, but good gods in heaven if it wouldn't stomp all over BEUD....oh well, until then I'll just be happy with my Ritual Monsters and my Soul Card. *huggles his Harpie's Brother* ^___^
Damn, why would you want to go through all that.......that monster should be stronger.
Well, you consider that it's more or less indestructable (BTH? Nope. Raigeki? Nope. Dark Hole? Nope. BLS? Nope. Man Eater Bug? Nope. Cyber Jar? Nope. ANYTHING with less than 4500 ATK? Nope.), plus anything that would give it trample/piercing/whatever you want to call "the ability to deal damage to your opponent through a Defense Mode monster" would basically be an instant win...personally I think it was plenty strong as it was. I just wanted to make it hard to get out so it wouldn't be outright broken.
And now, for something that's kinda silly, but has a little potential (and shows some love to an often-overlooked Field Spell):
SNOWBALL BARRAGE
Quick-Play Spell
The ATK and DEF of each of your opponent's monsters, and your opponent's Life Points, are reduced by 50 for each monster you have on the field in Attack Mode.
Also, if "Umiiruka" is in play on your side of the field, the ATK and DEF of each monster on your opponent's side of the field is reduced by 500, and your opponent's Life Points are reduced by 250, for each Water-type monster you have on the field in Attack Mode, and any monster whose ATK or DEF is reduced to 0 by this effect, as well as all FIRE-type monsters on your opponent's side of the field, are destroyed.
*shrugs* I always thought Umiiruka got so badly dissed...