((You know what's sad? She sounds like one of my old RP mate's mom. Her name was Aria. Her player's name was Ariya. She wasn't that bad, but she was pret-ty intolerable. Her character was an inventor, a bomber, and an archer. Oh and an alchemist; let's not forget that bit. And she had these completely unrealistic solutions to everything and the rest of the RPers and I made fun of her behind her back. Like Kira she wouldn't acknowledge anyone. Ju once had her char say something nice to her while she was depressed (whhich was like all the damn time) and she ignored him completely. And she tried to be simoultaneously tomboy and girly. And all she wore was a corset, miniskirt, half-length jacket, and ankle-length boots, and she claimed it was to make shooting a bow easier. Zed called shenanigans when she caught him staring at her boobs and got all mad, and he was like "WELL YOU'RE WEARING A CORSET GEEZ BACK OFF WOMAN IT'S LIKE ATTACHING A MAGNET TO YOUR CHEST. AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ABOUT THE MINISKIRT." I had so much fun making fun of her in character, but unfortunately it didn't get to happen too often.
She was trying to start something with a character named Glenn (who was played by my future MAN so BACK OFF MY MAN b***h *Latino finger snapping ho* ) and they didn't even fit each other like AT ALL. She was a whiny little p***y and Glenn sort of evolved into the resident hero/father-figure type. Then we killed him in the almost final battle, and then Krow and I plotted behind Ariya's back to bring him back after ten years in the afterlife of serving Farore so he came back ten years older and finished helping the rest of the chars kill the main villain. I secretly did it so Glenn would dump Aria; I'm pretty sure Krow did too. Then Glenn and Lyn (resident Amazon woman) hooked up and WE WERE ALL HAPPY. Except for Ariya who pitched a fit, but we ignored her. So then Aria got all depressed and started hanging out with Zed who was already dividing his attention amongst his three possible romantic interests. Ariya told me in chat that she had plans to have Aria flirt get a little drunk and flirt with him so that he would like her and I was like, "Um lol no Zed's already got three potential love interests and Aria is the most uninteresting and boring little whiny p***y ever isn't really his type anyway."
Then Krow, Ju, and I got together and had a meeting and decided it was time to get rid of her, since it had come down to all of us hating her and only keeping her around to laugh at, which was pretty inhumane. Of course I'm the one who had to do it. I sent her a short little PM and then she posted dramatically in the OOC Thread like we cared and then she confronted me in chat and kept protesting and I was basically like, "Yep, too bad." Then she told me that if I wanted to kick someone out for being a bad RPer to kick Juna out (who's synesthesic) or Krow (who knows English as a second language), and that really really pissed me off since Ju is my dearest friend and Krow is my boyfriend, so I verbally kicked her in the face and said the reason we hate her is because she has no imagination which is pretty much true only throw massive ego in there too.
THE END.
Oh wait no it's not. Then Ju adopted her character and righted her and now Ju and I are gonna see if we can hook her and Conny up. Aria shot out Conny's eye in the first RP. He was pretending to be a double agent (so a triple agent?) and he did it too well... He's bottled up how pissed off he is at her and would now strangle her the first chance we get, but if that hadn't happened they'd have potential so we're thinking of a way to force them to get past it. - w-))
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