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A landscape gardener was decapitated after falling into a wood chipper in Arizona on Thursday and a police spokesman said no foul play was suspected.

The accident happened at an auto dealership in Chandler, a city on the southeast outskirts of Phoenix.

"It just looks like a terrible accident," Detective Seth Tyler said.

Few other details were immediately available, but local TV news footage showed a truck from a tree-trimming company parked outside the dealership, with a wood chipper behind it.

Tyler said a second landscaper was in the area at the time, but it was not clear whether that person saw the accident.

The police spokesman declined to name the victim, pending family notification, and said he expects the state Occupational Safety and Health Administration will probe the accident.

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Ewww.


Guess they'll want to buy a new wood chipper now.

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How does one just fall into a wood chipper? Yikes.

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Eww, what a grisly way to go . I hate to think of what his poor family will do now , and how they’re going to take the news of his demise when they tell them exactly how he died.

I have no doubt OSHA will probe this, considering it was an on the job death that sounds highly suspicious and should of never occurred.

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How the ******** does this happen?

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Chahklet
How the ******** does this happen?


I imagine trying to clear a jam while the machine is running. It's happened before.

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And now for something lighthearted:

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Well, this sure isn't chipper news to hear.

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emotion_0A0 What is left of the victim?

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Cold Sandstorm
Well, this sure isn't chipper news to hear.

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That's an extremely gruesome way to die.

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Silvia Crow
And now for something lighthearted:


I was thinking of this movie when I was reading. cat_biggrin

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And now for something lighthearted:


I was thinking of this movie when I was reading. cat_biggrin


Guess that makes three people then.

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Just reading about this makes my fur standing on end... *shiver* These are the kinds of accidents you only see in horror movies.

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Am I the only person who thought of Fargo?

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