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"I wanted to see the universe, so I stole a Time Lord and I ran away."

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Pessimist Report | 03/02/2015 7:44 pm
I wish, but no. My room is teeming with wires, things to eat and REALLY good places to hide where I can't get to her.

As for pictures, let's see. There we go. Hopefully spoiler tags work in comments.

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Pessimist Report | 03/02/2015 7:11 pm
Behaving for now, though she's probably grumpy I kept her in her cage all day. She can only run around downstairs when I'm there to supervise and I've just been in bed ever since I got back from class. I suspect on days like this, she'd love to be a Pikachu so she can zap me into freeing her. xd
Pessimist Report | 03/02/2015 7:00 pm
Not ignoring you, but I have a b***h of a headache, so I don't feel like doing any serious arguing and would rather chat about fluff.
Pessimist Report | 02/22/2015 9:37 am
Yes. Both tasty, tasty crabs and the worst thing in Mario Kart. ;P
Silverlight Symphony Report | 02/03/2015 10:49 am
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Thank you redface
x Aristocratic Assassin x Report | 11/10/2014 6:45 pm
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Thanks so much! I appreciate it! heart
x Aristocratic Assassin x Report | 11/10/2014 6:29 pm
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I entered my avatar in the arenas! Since you commented on my profile that you liked it, would you be willing to vote for me there? heart
drenchlaka Report | 09/18/2014 2:02 pm

Colombian, 28 year old.

drenchlaka Report | 09/16/2014 2:51 pm
I ******** love Danny Pink!!! And Clara, O-M-G!

Also, I'm in a relationship, but she has commitment issues. I also find that women fall fast and hard when you make them feel special, and you can't be blunt with them.
xXChild Of FlameXx Report | 09/14/2014 3:03 pm
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That's sad sad My plants are my babies. I get really sad if they aren't doing well

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