Why satanism fails.

Well?

Pizza Rolls!	61.1%	[ 55 ]
Burritoes!	38.9%	[ 35 ]
Total Votes:			[ 90 ]

[RainbowAndGems]

[ -Dragon- ]

There is no reason to worship satan.

Satan is a giant winged snake

Yes, the snake that tricked adam and eve, that was satan after he was banished.

You know in the original hebrew that snake wasn't satan? It was just a snake. confused

[the1calledSPOON]

ritual sacrifice....a way people can condone their need to slaughter babies

[S-ism]

Technocratic_Diplomacy

[ -Dragon- ]

There is no reason to worship satan.

Satan is a giant winged snake

Yes, the snake that tricked adam and eve, that was satan after he was banished.

You know in the original hebrew that snake wasn't satan? It was just a snake. confused

You speak of the Talmud? In ancient scriptures there were many Satans.

Samael was the "Prince of Satans"; his name's very etymology means "Venom of God".

[Chupi the Terrible]

[ -Dragon- ]

There is no reason to worship satan.

Satan is a giant winged snake

Yes, the snake that tricked adam and eve, that was satan after he was banished.

Bah, Lucifer's a poser who does nothing but steal the credit for Belial's work. stare

[Vatican In Flames]

lol god hates you

[RainbowAndGems]

AliceApathy

They don't that kids just a retard...Satanism is worshipping indulgence not the Devil as a being...ofcourse I prefer Nihilism and Agnostism over anything but what ever...CHristianity especially Catholithism is just a giant contradiction

Oh my god yes! This dude named Jesus comes down, and calls organized religion hypocritical stupidity that pisses him off utterly.

Ends up getting killed by the church's stupidity while telling the world: "Only god, a higher being then yourself can lead you in your walk of spirituality. Just try to love one another, and not hurt anyone"

and what ******** happens? We make a church in his name, and kill people!

Christianity is the failure as well!

[~[ Apple Pie ]~]

WELL, GOD IS COOl. SO I DONT CARE.

[Arivani]

Ezpi

I thought that satanics don't believe in either god or the devil
I was going to do a project on it once...

Yeah. Satanists don't actually believe in Satan.

They believe in giving into human greed and desire instead of sacrificing wants on behalf of a God they don't believe in.

Atheists with a rebellious streak, kinda.

[RainbowAndGems]

[Aniseed.Junkie]

Would you say that Jedi is a fake religion then?

At least the Jedi fanboy thing has some spirituality, and inner reflection involve.

Hell even Scientology is more understandable, then this bullshit.

Its like wicca for old people.

[S-ism]

Technocratic_Diplomacy

AliceApathy

They don't that kids just a retard...Satanism is worshipping indulgence not the Devil as a being...ofcourse I prefer Nihilism and Agnostism over anything but what ever...CHristianity especially Catholithism is just a giant contradiction

Oh my god yes! This dude named Jesus comes down, and calls organized religion hypocritical stupidity that pisses him off utterly.

Ends up getting killed by the church's stupidity while telling the world: "Only god, a higher being then yourself can lead you in your walk of spirituality. Just try to love one another, and not hurt anyone"

and what ******** happens? We make a church in his name, and kill people!

Christianity is the failure as well!

You have it all wrong - it is humanity that is the failure.

[The Amazing Tampon Man]

Satanism
Religon's D student.

[Orpheus]

I for one believe in Pizza Rolls.

[Boredom Incarnate]

A large group of Satanists worship themselves, believing that there can be no greater god then the one within, and you didn't even mention them.

You see grouping Satanists is like saying that Muslims, Jews, and Christianity are all the same thing.

[RainbowAndGems]

Hawk San

people care too much...

Hey. What I'm having for breakfast is really~

Oh you mean the satanism thing.

lol prolly.

But religion bashing is a good conversation starter, and if I piss some on off bad enough I might learn something.

[RainbowAndGems]

Xamael

Technocratic_Diplomacy

[ -Dragon- ]

There is no reason to worship satan.

Satan is a giant winged snake

Yes, the snake that tricked adam and eve, that was satan after he was banished.

You know in the original hebrew that snake wasn't satan? It was just a snake. confused

You speak of the Talmud? In ancient scriptures there were many Satans.

Samael was the "Prince of Satans"; his name's very etymology means "Venom of God".

Irving Mason

[ -Dragon- ]

There is no reason to worship satan.

Satan is a giant winged snake

Yes, the snake that tricked adam and eve, that was satan after he was banished.

Bah, Lucifer's a poser who does nothing but steal the credit for Belial's work. stare

People get SOOOO pissed when I tell them their religion would make an excellent videogame/comic book.

Have you heard what the mormons beleive? Its like scientology married a christian, and gave birth to a crazed hobo! I ******** love it!