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(Windows user) Yes.		38.2%	[ 87 ]
(Mac user) No.		13.2%	[ 30 ]
(Uses some other operating system) Ask your friends to pray for you, I'm sure they will.		5.7%	[ 13 ]
(Not Christian) Use Windows anyway, that way incase you're wrong you'll still get into heaven! <3		43.0%	[ 98 ]
Total Votes:	[ 228 ]

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Post: 16464705_166 created on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 07:31:34 +0000
Posted: Wed, 09 Aug 2006 07:31:34 +0000

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There is no way you're serious....

I don't think God has a preferred operating system....rather the christian people have a prefeered operating system.

Then why are you treating it as if I was? wink

It's talk like that which makes more and more people turn away from Christianity and Windows everyday. sad Why do you not want people to be saved or hear the truth?

(Alas, I must head off for the night. I shall be here later to spread the truth again! 3nodding )

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Post: 16464705_167 created on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 07:45:59 +0000
Posted: Wed, 09 Aug 2006 07:45:59 +0000

1) My response to this whole thread: rofl rofl rofl rofl

2) Assuming that Windows IS INDEED God's preferred operating system, Bill Gates should change the name to G-POS, a semi-acronym for "God's Preferred Operating System," for two reasons: 1) it sounds kind of dirty but it isn't, and 2) it kinda sounds like a stupid name for a breakfast cereal.

3) I HAVE SEEN THE EVIL WAYS OF LINUX! THEY DESIGNED IT TO BE LIKE WINDOWS (REALLY) SO PEOPLE WILL BE DRAWN INTO ITS EVIL SATAN-Y EVILNESS!

rofl rofl rofl

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Post: 16464705_168 created on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 07:53:43 +0000
Posted: Wed, 09 Aug 2006 07:53:43 +0000

... ... ... go you???

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Post: 16464705_169 created on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 07:57:29 +0000
Posted: Wed, 09 Aug 2006 07:57:29 +0000

Yeah, all those blue-screen errors makes me reallyh want to keep Windows.

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Post: 16464705_170 created on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 08:40:56 +0000
Posted: Wed, 09 Aug 2006 08:40:56 +0000

PROUD TO BE A WANNA BE JEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Post: 16464705_171 created on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 09:14:57 +0000
Posted: Wed, 09 Aug 2006 09:14:57 +0000

BadSp00n

Yeah, all those blue-screen errors makes me reallyh want to keep Windows.

Those are God's way of telling you it's time to go outside and smite a non-believer or two. They'll go away when there are no heathens left.

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Post: 16464705_172 created on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 10:29:53 +0000
Posted: Wed, 09 Aug 2006 10:29:53 +0000

Heathens! Infidels! Heretics!

Know ye not that the devil is Bill Gates? This man is his messenger! He hath deceived you all with his forked tongue and led you toward the gates of hell!

Repent, I say, REPENT!

For truly I say unto you: Windows is the work of the evil one; by the grace of the Macintosh may you be saved!

... The wings kinda detract from the message, don't they?

s**t.

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Post: 16464705_173 created on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 08:34:33 +0000
Posted: Fri, 11 Aug 2006 08:34:33 +0000

Reinharted

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...you do know that Windows was based/copied from Apple's operating system right?

so...does that mean God preffers an operating system that was somehow plagiarized?

That's the devil speaking in you! eek *Picks up a keyboard* Now, this may hurt, but it's the only way to get Apples demons out of you...

*covers head* But's it's true! Windows copied the idea of a GUI from Apple.

*runs away*