If I were running this place then what would I do?
1. Get rid of narumi
2. Get rid of the current coo
3.Replace marketing team
4. Get rid of anyone brought in by the current ceo
5. Stop the 20 anounncements a day bullshit
6. Stop shoving OMG LOOK ANOTHER SALE AAAAAND THIS SALE IS STILL ON GOING X 9 down peoples throats.
7. Realize there is a male user base too and give them the attention they need (male themes and body hair galore for everyone!)
8. Bring back ATA,this site would be a community where the staff are involved.
9. No goddamn gold generators EVER again.
10. There would be huge gold sinks with actual lower tiers that are reachable by all users,the fancier stuff that's more desirable would be in global tiers so everyone would get to enjoy them,not just the super ******** elite. Required gold for tiers would decrease over time across different gold sinks as more and more gold leaves the economy in massive amounts,bringing gaia to how it used to be gradually.
11. Did I mention
No gold generators?
12. Zomg would get funding,why would we sell cash shop items if not for the benefit of gaia?
If you want to run a good business then listen to the customers,i'm not saying do every request but at the very least should listen to the majority to some degree.
13, There would be actual customer support where it wouldn't take months to get a response from a staff member.
14. Give myself all of the ticket things and several gold tickets.
emotion_awesome Because this site could use some badass armor,norse related items and some satanic like themes. Would also get all the backwings too and the horns. Yep..yep.
15.4+ year in the making inventory arranger would finally get updated.
16. Bring actual holiday events back to the site,events,not just "oh pour gold into this and boom! done". Something like the boo vs sin event AND zomg events,even if reused ones.
17. Expand zomg and give it the much deserved bug fixing. Zomg was abandoned before it was even finished,it's no wonder it wasn't paying for itself. If you want something to work then you have to give it your all or it'll always fail.
18. Make the manga a priority,why have characters if they're never used? this place could have such a wonderful story,it would be like a quest and you could play through bits of the story within zomg. Zomg would be the jewel of the site. Imagine allying yourself with gaia herself and fighting nyx! orrrrr for the nyx lovers,wait for a monthly event where you can party up with nyx himself and fight against the gaia forces,there would be global meters.
Whoever wins this global fight will get some amazing loot specifically made for that team.
Could also expand on the whole gaia vs nyx thing and make two different story lines from the start of zomg. Sure you'd go through the same areas but the entire script would be different.
Nyx fighters would fight to steal the energy from enemies instead of stopping them. At the end of the game you would revive nyx with that energy you collected through the game and you would be rewarded based on how many animated you destroyed. There would be the basic amounts needed and a high one for the people who play it a lot,you would be allowed to do multiple replays of the game and you can switch sides upon replaying.
Those playing on gaia's side would not be stealing enemy energy but stopping the animated,based on how much you stop by the end of the game will determine which one of three recipes you gain at the end. Each recipe is based on a % of animated stopped,more stopped = greater recipe.
19.
Slick,being the giant hairy nyx supporter that he(pretty sure is a female) is,if they want,would become a npc in the game. He will be called "The hairy snake rider". Comander of the snake riding hoard.
emotion_awesome Perhaps a nyx praising cult that is trying to revive nyx?
20. Mantis,snakes,dragons,dark armor,weapons,demonic,punk, and hairy items would be the norm,not 99% recolor of the same boring female item and 1% other. There would be a almost 50% male and 50% female item release ratio.
21. Winter hue would become one of the leading npc's in the gaia forces,if they want to.
Hi Potion,ridley starsmore,yeati zi,Lie trigar and a couple others would also become npc's of importance.if they want to.
These are some of the most recognized users on the site and I would reward them for their hard work and devotion to the community,or at the very least work with them to design custom npc's of there liking to be in zomg.
22. Change the ToS and remove that "we don't have to tell you about site rule changes but we still expect you to unknowingly follow them,you're expected to read the tos every day incase we change things because we're to lazy to notify you" bullshit.
23. Remove the "We don't have to notify you at all if the site is closing soon." bullshit.
Uhhhh can't think of anything else at the moment.