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[GentlemonMatt]

@Tess: Did you also remember the fact you were photographed on the bar shaking your thong-clad behind, and that it made it on their actual website? *chuckles and winks at her* I think you made their Hottie of the Week section.
@Dante: Was the first time she learned to double kick people, after I had to get a few drunkards from groping her.

[Icy Vergil]

Dante:

-squints; shakes his head slightly, seeing double-
... Oh... it's you.
-sits up slowly; makes a noise of disgust at the blood on his face and hands-


Nero:

-grunts in annoyance-
I can sleep just fine without the aid of a concussion.
... Who are you?


Sala:

-frowns-
I don't have any children...
Ah! You--!
-doubles over and clutches his head-
Mmmrrrrph.

[GentlemonMatt]

@Nero: Got a lot of nerve denying having kids, Old Man. Then again, not as if you'd remember much in your age. *chuckles*

[Glasya]

Nero: And I think you should have a look now that you're sober. [/whips her phone out and finds the picture, showing Nero] See? Not. Me. [/bonks with surfboard for good measure]

Vergil: Oh, a likely story. Seen Yamato lately?

[GentlemonMatt]

@Tess: *rubs head and looks at the photo, smirking* Oh and speaking of ironic, this doesn't look like me either. *turns the phone towards Tess* Seems we both seemed to have the idea of protecting some random person, no?

[Icy Vergil]

Nero:

-snorts-
You've got a lot of nerve trying to pin this nonsense on me. If anything, you're probably a long lost accident of Dante's.


Sala:

-narrows his eyes-
Yamato is in a safe place. I'll thank you kindly to keep your hands off of it and the rest of my belongings.
-rubs his temples-

[Demonbuster Dante]

@Tess: Hey, no offense intended. You were missing some vital information that night, too.

@Nero: Well for that you get kudos from me. And not just because it was Tess. *twitches at the age comment* Uh, kid? Forgetting something?

@Vergil: You all healed up over there? You're not acting like it.

[Icy Vergil]

Dante:

-scowls darkly-
... I don't heal as quickly as I used to.

[GentlemonMatt]

@Nero: Nah, I've seen how he behaves and trust me, it'd be hell if I was his.
@Dante: Relax, I tug on that line because it's funny. Plus, he acts like an old grump, doesn't he?

[Glasya]

Nero: [/looks at the pic and bursts out laughing] Now THAT explains a lot! That's Fel!
Small wonder I ended up drinking at all! [/laughs]

Vergil: Y'might wanna double-check that 'safe place'
oh, and while you've got blood on your face [/pulls out a q-tip and wipes some blood on it]
This ought to be enough.

Dante:Yea. [/rubs head]

[GentlemonMatt]

@Tess: Wait... you know this girl? Sure didn't seem like it back on that night. *scratches his head* Well, that probably explains why I kicked the guys off you, then you kicked me from her. *chuckles*

[Demonbuster Dante]

@Vergil: You don't? Huh. *scratches his head* I haven't noticed a change in me at all. Don't know what's going on with you.

@Nero: *smirks* Yeah, you've got a point there.

@Tess: *gives her a gentle hug* Let's not think about it anymore.

[Icy Vergil]

Nero:

This looks enough like hell for me to believe it, at the moment. At any rate, I do not indulge in such... activities.
-pauses, frowning; shrugs it off-


Dante:

-smirks wryly-
You weren't stripped down to the bare wires and rebuilt as a puppet.
I'm getting stronger. It'll just take time.


Sala:

There's no need. It's a safe place.
-snatches the q-tip out of your hand-
Yes... this is quite enough.
-lurches forward off the sofa; staggers into the bathroom and locks the door behind him-

[Glasya]

Nero: Yea, but only cause Fel's a whole lot more woman then you can handle [/shakes her head in a knowing way]

Dante: Speak of what now? [/smiles faintly]

Vergil: [/looks at her now empty hand] Hey you cold-hearted jerk I need that for bloodwork!
[/pounds on the bathroom door] If you want to be sure that you're not Nero's pappy I need to have a paternity test done! pen this door before I have to pick the lock! Vergil!

[Demonbuster Dante]

@Vergil: *sighs and looks away* Right.

@Tess: Much better. *nuzzles between her horns*