Abram: A few hundred- WOOOOOW. That's-what ARE you, even? You're like a damn... Ugh, what were they called... Like a sage or something. I'm sorry his guilt is keeping you here, that totally sucks. He must love you a lot to accidentally keep you in eternal damnation. *Trying to make light of a dark subject* But I mean... I don't think being gay is like a BAD thing. I mean... Richard Simmons is gay, right? And he's AWESOME. My mom watches... Watched... The tapes all the time. Not like its any of my business, right? Besides, you're a lucky guy. I never even got to kiss a girl. *Grins* I'd be embarrassed about that if I were alive but I'm dead so whatever. Still, I think the most depressing thing about dying is... Thinking of all the things you'll never get to do now. Like drive a car, drink beer, go on dates, graduate High School, get married, have sex, win a baseball championship... I always wanted to do that thing where you get plunked in a cage and you get to see sharks swimming everywhere. Now I can't even see a shark. I'm stuck here in this house forever alone... But... Beats drowning, right? *Laughs*
((Abram would have to agree. XD ))