ATTENTION. THIS THREAD IS BEING TAKEN OVER BY APES.
Do not panic. We are only here for your pretty damsels and bananas. If you would kindly hand over these two subjects, we would best be on our way.
Us apes have feelings too, so please don't hurt them. We are living being as well. We only need to eat, and we only need to find pretty mates to mate with until the end of days. So don't judge us for these two things.
If you feel the need to talk to us, you must quote us. If not our short tempers will come out and we will be forced to ram your head into a rock several times.