80% of all teens would go into a panic if the Jonas brothers were on a 1000 foot building about to jump. 19% of other poeple sit in law chairs watching copy and paste this if u r the 1% that would come push them and say u took to long! XD

Girl:Slow down, I'm scared. Guy:No, this is fun. Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl:I love you, slow down. Guy:Now give me a big hug *She gave him a big hug* Guy:Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me. The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile.

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. TRUE FRIENDS: are the reasons you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs TRUE FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. TRUE FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying "Damn ... we ******** up ... but that s**t was fun!" FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry. TRUE FRIENDS: cry with you FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. TRUE FRIENDS: keep your s**t so long they forget its yours. FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you. TRUE FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. TRUE FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you. FAKE FRINDS: Would knock on your front door. TRUE FRINDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while. TRUE FRIENDS: Are for life. FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. TRUE FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "b***h drink the rest of that you know we don't waste s**t." FAKE FRIENDS: will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you. TRUE FRIENDS: Will knock them the f**k out FAKE FRIENDS: Will read this. TRUE FRIENDS: Will steal this. *steals it*

HEY you stole that from me =] lol

Put this on yourpage if you are or supportEmos.♥.♥.♥. ╔═╦══╦═╗ ║╩╣║║║║║ ╚═╩╩╩╩═╝

NO MEANS NO!!"Can we have sex right now? Girl: "Can we do what?" Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?" Girl: "Um...no." Guy: "Why?" Girl: "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend..." Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won't tell." Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first." Guy: "I'm not special to you?" Girl: "You're my friend. That's all." Guy: looks forward and keeps driving. 5 minutes pass... Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh. Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me.". Guy: tries to kiss her. Girl: screams, "Would you stop." Guy: continues trying. Girl: moves to the back seat Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her. Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this." Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes." Moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants. Girl: pushes him harder and says, "No, don't." Guy: getting aggravated, punches her and tells her to stop "playing hard to get". Girl: crying, continues to fight. Guy: punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down. Girl: screams as he penetrates her, "NO, please don't do this to me!" Guy: puts his hand over her mouth. An hour passes... Guy: pulls back and wipes himself off. Girl: sits on the corner of the seat, crying. Guy: looks at her and says, "You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you." He reaches out his hand to touch her cheek. Girl: pulls back, "Just take me home, now." Guy: says, "Alright." Gets in the front seat and drives her home. 2 months later... Girl: "Doctor, what's wrong with me. I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months." Doctor: looks at her, "You haven't been having your "time" for a reason." Girl: looks at him and says, "Why?" dreading the answer that she was sure to receive. Doctor: "You are pregnant." Girl: faints. The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school(which was a lie). He goes to her and tells her, "I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say that I raped you, I'll kill you." The Girl is completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got her pregnant...then he lied about it. So completely depressed...the girl commits suicide by drugoverdose GIRLS IF U WERE TOUCHED BY THIS STORRI PUT THIS ON UR PAGE BOYS IF YOU WERE PISSED READING THIS N IF ANY1 DOES DIS TO UR GIRL DEN KILL EM N PUT THIS ON UR PAGE

♥IF SOMEONE JUMPED U♥♥I'LL JUMP THEM♥♥IF SOMEONE ROBS U ♥♥I'LL ROB THEM♥♥IF SOMEONE HURTS YOU♥♥I'LL KNOCK THEM THE f**k OUT OF THEM ♥♥IF YOUR ON DRUGS♥♥I'LL MAKE YOU STOP♥♥IF YOU JUMPED OFF A BRIDGE ♥♥I'LL BE ON THE GROUND TO CATCH YOU ♥♥IF YOU CRY♥♥I'LL CRY ♥♥IF YOUR Kicked OUT ♥♥I'LL TAKE YOU IN ♥♥IF YOU WORLD COMES CRASHING DOWN ♥♥I'LL BE STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO YOU♥

95% of teens believe that the world is going to end on Dec. 21st 2012.Put this on your signature if your one of the 5% thath'll be laughing on Dec. 22nd 2012

I LUVV U * HUGGLES*

Hi im the jerk that hacked her

NOOO I LUV U !!!!!!

WIFEY!!! <3