IMPORTANT READ THIS FIRST
So, if I had to guess I'd say it's been at least two or three years since I last logged on. Oops?
That being said, it's not like I haven't been active on Gaia within that timeframe - far from it! I've just been on my main account. Well. New main account. I tend to make shiny new accounts and shed the older ones like crusty snakeskins, slowly phasing out my items and platinum and migrating things like my friend and wish lists from account to account. At the end of it, all that's left is a sad little husk that doesn't really amount to much besides being something cool to bring to show-and-tell, or in the main-turned-mule case, being turned into a roleplay or gag account (I do not and will not ever use my mules to sell in marketplace; if it's not on my main it's either from gold shop or it cost less than 500 plat).
What does this mean for you, dear reader? Well, whether you're a friend of mine, an acquaintance from the forums, someone who's seen me once or twice, or a virtual (Haha, get it?) stranger - this message applies to you.
This isn't my main account anymore!
Yeah that was a long message to get to that point but that's why I put the important s**t in bold haha.
Anyway.
Also of note:
Along with this account (formerly plovoixite), I also have the mule accounts limesimon and hi is this roman. I've added links to their profiles for your convenience, as well as a link to my new main account, it is leonidas.
All in all, I'll probably be online very sporadically - much more sporadically than I used to be, and that's saying a lot! Don't worry, though! That just means I'm likely online on my main account, so don't be afraid to reach out. I don't bite, and I only scratch when provoked. I promise that you will come out from an encounter with me completely unscathed, with just as many limbs as you started with. Probably. Most likely. For legal reasons, I cannot guarantee anything with 100% certainty. Sorry about that.
Please don't send me PMs or friend requests on this account; I'd prefer to keep most interaction on my main, wherever possible. It's cool if I'm online and you're quoting me in the forums - I probably won't reply unless I'm online, which could be a time range of 'online right now' to 'busy on main, will check this account in another two years'. It's a gamble, but nobody's going to read all of this s**t before quoting me in some CB thread anyway so go ahead and roll those dice, I guess.
Also, if you got this far without skipping a single word I will make you a very shitty and low-quality drawing of a cat, dog, bird, or fish, completely for free. I can't really verify that you didn't skip a part or that you've read it all so far, and honestly I don't really trust most of you, but it's a silly little doodle and I like spreading joy with silly doodles so I don't mind giving 'em out to people who found this buried in my profile, haha.
TL;DR
(If you only read the tl;dr you do not automatically qualify for a free silly doodle; however, you can go back and read everything if you really want one that badly (or just lie about it, I guess))
- Changed my username from plovoixite to sesame allergy
- This is now a mule account
- I have two other mule accounts, limesimon and hi is this roman
- My main account is it is leonidas
- Please don't PM me or send friend requests! I'm keeping them open for now as I'll still be semi-active on this account, but just know that I can't guarantee how often I'll be online as this isn't my main account. Please direct PMs/friend requests to my main account. Thanks!
- I'll still post in forums but expect me to take a while to respond to being quoted (unless I'm literally online when you're replying).
That's about it! Thanks for reading all of that - I know I tend to ramble. I'm a 'wall of text' sort of guy. Anyway, I should probably wrap this up before I start another four paragraphs on accident lol. So. Hope your day goes well. If it's not going so good, hope your day gets better. Have a wonderful everything.
- Simon
That being said, it's not like I haven't been active on Gaia within that timeframe - far from it! I've just been on my main account. Well. New main account. I tend to make shiny new accounts and shed the older ones like crusty snakeskins, slowly phasing out my items and platinum and migrating things like my friend and wish lists from account to account. At the end of it, all that's left is a sad little husk that doesn't really amount to much besides being something cool to bring to show-and-tell, or in the main-turned-mule case, being turned into a roleplay or gag account (I do not and will not ever use my mules to sell in marketplace; if it's not on my main it's either from gold shop or it cost less than 500 plat).
What does this mean for you, dear reader? Well, whether you're a friend of mine, an acquaintance from the forums, someone who's seen me once or twice, or a virtual (Haha, get it?) stranger - this message applies to you.
This isn't my main account anymore!
Yeah that was a long message to get to that point but that's why I put the important s**t in bold haha.
Anyway.
Also of note:
Along with this account (formerly plovoixite), I also have the mule accounts limesimon and hi is this roman. I've added links to their profiles for your convenience, as well as a link to my new main account, it is leonidas.
All in all, I'll probably be online very sporadically - much more sporadically than I used to be, and that's saying a lot! Don't worry, though! That just means I'm likely online on my main account, so don't be afraid to reach out. I don't bite, and I only scratch when provoked. I promise that you will come out from an encounter with me completely unscathed, with just as many limbs as you started with. Probably. Most likely. For legal reasons, I cannot guarantee anything with 100% certainty. Sorry about that.
Please don't send me PMs or friend requests on this account; I'd prefer to keep most interaction on my main, wherever possible. It's cool if I'm online and you're quoting me in the forums - I probably won't reply unless I'm online, which could be a time range of 'online right now' to 'busy on main, will check this account in another two years'. It's a gamble, but nobody's going to read all of this s**t before quoting me in some CB thread anyway so go ahead and roll those dice, I guess.
Also, if you got this far without skipping a single word I will make you a very shitty and low-quality drawing of a cat, dog, bird, or fish, completely for free. I can't really verify that you didn't skip a part or that you've read it all so far, and honestly I don't really trust most of you, but it's a silly little doodle and I like spreading joy with silly doodles so I don't mind giving 'em out to people who found this buried in my profile, haha.
TL;DR
(If you only read the tl;dr you do not automatically qualify for a free silly doodle; however, you can go back and read everything if you really want one that badly (or just lie about it, I guess))
- Changed my username from plovoixite to sesame allergy
- This is now a mule account
- I have two other mule accounts, limesimon and hi is this roman
- My main account is it is leonidas
- Please don't PM me or send friend requests! I'm keeping them open for now as I'll still be semi-active on this account, but just know that I can't guarantee how often I'll be online as this isn't my main account. Please direct PMs/friend requests to my main account. Thanks!
- I'll still post in forums but expect me to take a while to respond to being quoted (unless I'm literally online when you're replying).
That's about it! Thanks for reading all of that - I know I tend to ramble. I'm a 'wall of text' sort of guy. Anyway, I should probably wrap this up before I start another four paragraphs on accident lol. So. Hope your day goes well. If it's not going so good, hope your day gets better. Have a wonderful everything.
- Simon
YOUR COMMENT WILL BRING A SMILE TO MY FACE. OR A FROWN. OR MAYBE I'LL JUST DO THAT NOSE EXHALE THING WITHOUT SMILING? IDK MAN YOU GOTTA COMMENT TO FIND OUT.
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Have yourself a merry little Christmas sweetie, and a happy new year too while you're at it. heart
man, a birthday on thanksgiving...
does sound weird but also
delicious food and presents emotion_drool
how's your birthday going, friend? <3
Anything you really want? :3
You don't have a wishlist so I thought asking would be best.
We'll just cuddle extra much when you feel better again. <3