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What's this eh? Someone curious on just who I am? Well I'm sure you heard of me. Oswald Cobblepot is the name, but you may know me more as The Penguin. If I'm really the Penguin, then just what am I doing on here? -chuckles- Well that's really none of your business, and besides, I don't need you going off to squeal about my plans to the Bat. Just sit tight for the while my kiddies, because I'll be sure to make Gaia a better place for all of us. -wink-
..Oh, you might want to hand over your gold and jewelry. There's rumors going about that if you're withholding any, you'll be arrested for using fake money. I'll hold onto it for safe keeping. Bwhahah, what, don't you trust ol' Pengy here?
Perhaps I'll answer more of your questions on just why the Great Penguin is lurking this site.. but for now, I've got to work on my plans on killing the Bat- erm.. I mean.. making all our lives better.
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Memoirs of a Penguin
Look into the life of a villain. Not just any villain mind you. A villain with class, dignity, and cunning.
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Just relax. I'll take care of the squealing, wretched, pinhead puppets of Gotham Gaia!
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