Greetings and Salutations! *bows*
"Take a seat my dear traveler"
*pulls up obnoxiously large and cliché velvet armchair, the crimson fabric glowing warmly from the fire crackling in the hearth that suddenly appeared, and an equally obnoxiously enormous and cliché portrait of the narrative gentleman before you*
"Ah yes, with the atmosphere set, let me get you comfortable"
*slips you expertly into a slightly oversized smoking jacket, shoves you down unceremoniously into the plush seat, and sticks a pipe into your mouth…as you exhale bubbles are expelled, adding to the oddness of the situation…before your mind settles, your shoes are jerked from each foot and hastily slipped into fuzzy wool slippers which are unnervingly shaped as big wolf paws*
"As you are now fully at ease in my clutches, err, i mean, gentle care"
*leaning at the mantle, with a look of foreboding, as though a dark story of peril and woe is about to be unleashed upon you*
"I shall begin the swift entrance to my being which you have been unwittingly caught up in by stumbling into my tangled web, err.....well, no, your doomed, so no reason for the precedent of elegant manner"
*casually unclasps sleeve cuffs as thick iron shackles uproot themselves from the previously unsuspecting arm rests to trap you down with tight, ensnaring pressure... a devious grin grows upon the visage unlike the previous version of your apparent and somewhat unbalanced captor*
"Tis here my story unfolds...
~~ I'm no one really special. My art isn't great, although it’s better than it used to be, and my writing's amateur if not written in a way that annoys people [my Personal Website link is to my fanfic.net account. And my archiveofourown/ao3 link is at the bottom of this section.]
. I can be a drastically weird and insane being when I feel the need or, you know, just because I can and am. 3nodding
Seriously...fear my enigma-ness. *wiggles fingers*
~~Other than my abnormal personality traits, i, of course, have personal interests—which I already alluded to…by..mentioning them—.
So anyways, I love to draw, mostly semi-realismish style. I also write; i haven't written a ton
and i would never say i'm good. I have over 89 story ideas in both original and fanfiction—58 if not counting vague ones—
, only some are started, in a sense, though most are simply in notes form, and for a long long while now i have put the majority on hiatus’. Although i have been writing for the Kylux fandom a lot lately on ao3; one fic down and more coming! As well as the occasional short/oneshot for my drabble series on Dokuga.
I wouldn't consider any of my pieces all that great or obnoxiously interesting, but I do have much love for them regardless as they are my brain children, plot lines and characters all! 4laugh
And, as a sidenote, all the fanfiction i write is for the pairing SessKag—Sesshoumaru and Kagome from the anime InuYasha
and recently Kylux—Kylo Ren and General Armitage Hux from the new Star Wars trilogy.
These two fandoms are a big part of my life and i absolutely adore
Constant bombardment of ideas, both the original and fanfic always fill my life, not exactly a good habit while trying to do other things, but i still love it. heart
I enjoy singing immensely too, such has always been a large part of my life. I then love to read; I have no specific genre preference, though fantasy seems to be my gravitational point and i most always desire to have romance in there as well. *sigh*
Hopeless romantic, what can i say. *shakes head whilst patting your own a little too affectionately*
There is also the wondrous anime/manga, i like quite a few and have several yet to read and watch; currently seen/read over 100 different anime/manga so far. Then of course i am a fan of many many
tv shows and movies—too many to name and don't even ask for a favorite because i can't give one—
, as well as a disturbingly large amount of youtube Let's Plays.
~~Finally the most general interest of all is that i adore to know things, knowledge is a wondrous and lovely part of life. My sense of humor, constant creative attack on my writing and drawing senses, and pleasure in acquiring knowledge is really all that fuels my severely depressive existence. eek
~~I hope that was short and to the point emotion_awesome —i know compared to normal people that most certainly is not, but for me…it is, i am very wordy and long winded at times—
I wouldn’t expect much of that from me, the short and to the point things i mean. I am all in all lazy and the epic mistress of procrastination; I also rant quite often and tend to make no sense whatsoever for no reason at all…a lot. I do not capitalize sentences too much [this 'about me' excluded]
, as well as my i’s emotion_awesome
Aha. AND NOW I FROLLIC TO DO WONDERS! What kind of wonders...I don't know.... STOP ASKING! GOSH….*flails arms, falls into giant pie*
"I do hope this riveting few moments of tormenting delight has fluffed you up in glee as much as it has for me. Ahaha, that's a bit of rhyming for you there."
*pats your tussled head and brushes a bit of speckling debris from your shoulder*
"Hope we can continue the acquaintance at a later date."
*begins to walk away, you call back with confused irritation but there is no response...now instead, you sit, glued into a flame ensconced chair...waiting in the dim void… literally a void, there seems to be nothing anywhere else but in your little space*
*cackles echo in the distance, choked hacking ruins the eerie moment and now you are simply annoyed*
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